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MR. BONE'S WILD RIDE [2SPOOKY][18+]!!!

Last posted Sep 15, 2012 at 05:32PM EDT. Added Aug 20, 2012 at 11:39PM EDT
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You are now aware that there is a skeleton inside of you right now
He is imitating your every move
He knows when you are sleeping
He knows when you’re awake

Last edited Aug 21, 2012 at 09:47AM EDT

A FEW YEARS AGO A MAN WAS WALING DOWN A ROAD BECAUSE HIS CAR BROKE DOWN AND HE SAW A CAR COMING UP BEHIND HIM SO HE STUCK OUT HIS THUMB TO HITCH HIKE AND THE CAR STOPPED AHEAD OF HIM. HE RAN UP TO THE PASSENGER SIDE AND OPENED THE DOOR. WHEN HE OPENED THE DOOR A SKELETON POPPED OUT!

I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE.
I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE.
I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE.
I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE.
I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE.
I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE.
I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE.
I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE.
I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE.

American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:

Skeletons? They have no effect on me anymore…

Because after you’ve seen what white phosphorus can do to a human body, a simple skeleton is nothing but a pile of bones…

I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
THE SPOOKY BONES WILL ALWAYS BE WITHIN YOU
THEY WILL ENJOY FEEDING ON YOUR DEEP DOWN FEAR
AND THEY WILL SPOOK YOUR BODY AND SKELETON!
SEE, THEY ARE DANCING HAPPILY TO YOUR DENIAL
YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES THEM SPOOKIER

Last edited Aug 24, 2012 at 12:36AM EDT

ConstantiNe wrote:

I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
THE SPOOKY BONES WILL ALWAYS BE WITHIN YOU
THEY WILL ENJOY FEEDING ON YOUR DEEP DOWN FEAR
AND THEY WILL SPOOK YOUR BODY AND SKELETON!
SEE, THEY ARE DANCING HAPPILY TO YOUR DENIAL
YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES THEM SPOOKIER

THAT IS SO SCARY!

ConstantiNe wrote:

I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
THE SPOOKY BONES WILL ALWAYS BE WITHIN YOU
THEY WILL ENJOY FEEDING ON YOUR DEEP DOWN FEAR
AND THEY WILL SPOOK YOUR BODY AND SKELETON!
SEE, THEY ARE DANCING HAPPILY TO YOUR DENIAL
YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES THEM SPOOKIER

No, you don’t understand. You’ll never understand.

You weren’t there, didn’t see what happened when those mortars went off…

Trust me, if you were there, you’d understand what I’m talking about.

American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:

No, you don’t understand. You’ll never understand.

You weren’t there, didn’t see what happened when those mortars went off…

Trust me, if you were there, you’d understand what I’m talking about.

BUT I WAS
DON’T YOU REMEMBER ME?
DON’T YOU REMEMBER THE STRANGE ICON ON YOUR TANK RADAR?

THAT’S RIGHT. THAT WAS MR. BONES HIMSELF.
THE MORTARS DID GO OFF, BUT DID IT DESTROY HIM? NO, IT MADE HIM SPOOKIER!

HE HAS SECRETLY PLANTED HIS SPOOKY SKULLSPOOKERS INTO EVERYONE’S HEARTS

EVEN IF YOU TRY TO SHOOT HIM WITH YOUR MACHINE GUN, HE WILL BE 2FAST4U!

ConstantiNe wrote:

BUT I WAS
DON’T YOU REMEMBER ME?
DON’T YOU REMEMBER THE STRANGE ICON ON YOUR TANK RADAR?

THAT’S RIGHT. THAT WAS MR. BONES HIMSELF.
THE MORTARS DID GO OFF, BUT DID IT DESTROY HIM? NO, IT MADE HIM SPOOKIER!

HE HAS SECRETLY PLANTED HIS SPOOKY SKULLSPOOKERS INTO EVERYONE’S HEARTS

EVEN IF YOU TRY TO SHOOT HIM WITH YOUR MACHINE GUN, HE WILL BE 2FAST4U!

No, I never noticed that.

I guess it was because I was so fixated on getting away from the flames…

But then I was ordered to move through them, and I saw the horror

That’s why skeletons do nothing to me now. After seeing what had happened to those people caught in the fires. Maybe you would still scare me if not for that.

American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:

No, I never noticed that.

I guess it was because I was so fixated on getting away from the flames…

But then I was ordered to move through them, and I saw the horror

That’s why skeletons do nothing to me now. After seeing what had happened to those people caught in the fires. Maybe you would still scare me if not for that.

Don’t worry guys, I can get through to him; I speak Thomas Nair.

ahem

Nair, Constantine is attempting to tell you that this thread is spookier than you think it is.

American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:

Now you’re just being mean…

What did I ever do to you?

Doesn’t matter. I still know some things… Yeah, it’ll hurt me to have to do those kinds of things again… But it’ll hurt you a lot more.

I’m joking, Nair. C’mon, you do link to stuff a lot.

Piano wrote:

I’m joking, Nair. C’mon, you do link to stuff a lot.

Doesn’t give you the right to do things like that…

Trust me, if you’ve seen half of what I’ve seen, you’d understand that a mere skeleton, no matter how spooky, will ever match the horrors of war…

American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:

Doesn’t give you the right to do things like that…

Trust me, if you’ve seen half of what I’ve seen, you’d understand that a mere skeleton, no matter how spooky, will ever match the horrors of war…

I understand, Nair. I apologise for making such a joke.

Piano wrote:

I understand, Nair. I apologise for making such a joke.

Just make sure you never do it again…

[slowly walks away, remembering the worst things that I’ve seen]

American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:

Just make sure you never do it again…

[slowly walks away, remembering the worst things that I’ve seen]

stares at Nair as he walks off

end scene music plays

credits roll

Fin

Last edited Aug 24, 2012 at 05:00PM EDT

American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:

Doesn’t give you the right to do things like that…

Trust me, if you’ve seen half of what I’ve seen, you’d understand that a mere skeleton, no matter how spooky, will ever match the horrors of war…

>yfw Nair has never fired a weapon.
>yfw He will attempt to defend himself.

Skeletor-sm

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