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Corrupt a Wish

Last posted Sep 06, 2012 at 03:08PM EDT. Added Aug 25, 2012 at 07:42PM EDT
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This is an old one but a good one. In this forum game you reply to the last person’s wish by corrupting it.

Example: I wish Half-Life 3 would come out.
Reply: Ok, but Gordon Freeman has Bane’s voice.

All posts should have a corruption of the previous wish and a new wish.

OK GO!

I wish TF2 would add more maps and weapons and lay off the hats.

They win, but everyone on the team dies of explosive diarrhea the next day.

I wish I could hold all those limes.

Edit: Crap, ninja’d. Okay, you get a yacht, but it’s made of newspaper.

I wish I had gf.

Last edited Aug 25, 2012 at 11:11PM EDT

Y̶o̶u̶ ̶d̶o̶ ̶l̶e̶a̶r̶n̶ ̶h̶o̶w̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶a̶n̶i̶m̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶f̶l̶a̶s̶h̶,̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶h̶o̶w̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶d̶r̶a̶w̶.̶ ̶

̶I̶ ̶w̶i̶s̶h̶ ̶I̶ ̶w̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶s̶t̶o̶p̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶c̶r̶a̶s̶t̶i̶n̶a̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶.̶

Katie C. beat me too it.

Last edited Aug 26, 2012 at 12:44AM EDT

angstyHoodie OPERATOR wrote:

Granted, but to everyone else it looks like you’re eating shit.

I wish for another Zelda game.

Granted, but it has low-poly cel-shaded graphics and Link has Dialogue. The princess follows him around everywhere the entire game and he is constantly trying to get her to kiss him, and sarcastically tells her to excuse him incessantly.

I wish that I could spaghetti.

Skeletor-sm

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