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If you were a hotdog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?

Last posted Sep 09, 2012 at 02:02PM EDT. Added Sep 07, 2012 at 06:55PM EDT
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>Implying Hot-dogs have Digestive Tracts

Sep 07, 2012 at 07:07PM EDT
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Yes….

Sep 07, 2012 at 07:12PM EDT

Would I create a black hole in the space that I once occupied?

Sep 07, 2012 at 07:32PM EDT
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No.

I’d rather die of starvation than die of eating myself.

Sep 07, 2012 at 09:48PM EDT

I have no mouth to eat myself silly
I’m a hot dog

Sep 07, 2012 at 10:00PM EDT

MDFification wrote:

I have no mouth to eat myself silly
I’m a hot dog

Well played.

Sep 07, 2012 at 10:09PM EDT

No. I’m a hotdog and I’m not a hotdog-cannibal.

But, I will eat human flesh, so delicious!

Sep 08, 2012 at 02:33AM EDT
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MDFification found the answer for this.
Well, we can actually block this thread now. :/

Sep 08, 2012 at 05:15AM EDT
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Hypercat-z, you’re such a hotdog.

Sep 08, 2012 at 11:45AM EDT

MDFification wrote:

I have no mouth to eat myself silly
I’m a hot dog

Not to mention, with no stomach, you would never actually get hungry. It’s a win-win situation!

Sep 08, 2012 at 12:19PM EDT

Yo dawg I heard you like hotdogs, so I made you a hotdog that you can eat while being a hotdog, so you can have a hotdog with your hotdog as a hotdog.

Sep 08, 2012 at 12:58PM EDT
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(And to answer, yes. If Pizza the Hutt can die that way so can I.)

Sep 08, 2012 at 02:10PM EDT
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I would eat a Batman instead,.



Last edited Sep 08, 2012 at 02:13PM EDT
Sep 08, 2012 at 02:11PM EDT

Other users are hotdogs aswell, why not eat them?

Sep 08, 2012 at 07:13PM EDT
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Weasel wrote:

Other users are hotdogs aswell, why not eat them?

I for one am against the consumption of food-based users.

Sep 08, 2012 at 07:28PM EDT
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Spores McMineley wrote:

You’re trying to hard to be funny.

BOT:
I would eat another hot dog instead.

Sep 09, 2012 at 02:02PM EDT
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