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Last posted Sep 23, 2012 at 10:58PM EDT. Added Sep 12, 2012 at 01:32AM EDT
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……….Fifty Shades of Grey and a single cucumber

Last edited Sep 12, 2012 at 01:33AM EDT
Sep 12, 2012 at 01:32AM EDT

How can I be at Walmart if it’s not in my country?

Sep 12, 2012 at 01:34AM EDT

Sep 12, 2012 at 01:38AM EDT


A dildo, and a can-opener.

Sep 12, 2012 at 01:41AM EDT

Biggest roll of duct tape they have and a ski mask?

Sep 12, 2012 at 01:51AM EDT

A bottle of coke and a pack of gum.

The cashier’s life will never be the same after that.

Sep 12, 2012 at 09:12AM EDT

A pregnancy test and a wire hanger.

(If I could do a third option: Barbecue for Dummies)

Sep 12, 2012 at 12:28PM EDT

Trash bags and a hacksaw

Sep 12, 2012 at 12:38PM EDT

The cashier’s children and a kamasutra.

Sep 12, 2012 at 01:10PM EDT

some rope and a stool.

Sep 12, 2012 at 04:53PM EDT

a gun and a few plastic ties
while I’m wearing a shirt that says “its not rape if you yell surprise”

Sep 12, 2012 at 08:08PM EDT

Donuts and donut holes.

Sep 12, 2012 at 09:24PM EDT

The register and the cashier himself.
Yes, this is a robbery.

Sep 12, 2012 at 11:35PM EDT

Saccharin wrote:

The register and the cashier himself.
Yes, this is a robbery.

also, laxatives and and toilet plunger.

Sep 15, 2012 at 08:43AM EDT

A large sack and a baseball bat, and ask the cashier, “Hey, just for fun, let’s play a quick game: see how many alibis you can come up with in five seconds!”

Last edited Sep 15, 2012 at 12:22PM EDT
Sep 15, 2012 at 12:21PM EDT

Heroes S3 DVD box set and a Boy Scout’s Knot Instruction Manual book.

Last edited Sep 16, 2012 at 01:35AM EDT
Sep 16, 2012 at 01:33AM EDT

A shotgun and a copy of Marriage Counseling: For Dummies

Last edited Sep 16, 2012 at 02:46AM EDT
Sep 16, 2012 at 02:45AM EDT

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