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The Forum Election we had months ago by troll king was very fun, even if he did troll by not running the last poll. so I'm starting it again and here's the run down…

• Step 1
  Users wishing to become candidates will join the Red Party, the Bule Party, or run Independently; Partys may change their names to whatever they agree with and their may be more partys added later.

• Step 2
  Candidates can give speechs about goals, promises, and bullcrap whatever else that will give them sheep supporters, I recommend not causing a flame war.

• Step 3
  A poll will be made to narrow down each party to ONLY 1 candidate, independent candidates will be consider one party in the poll.

• Step 4
  An Alternative Vote. election poll will be made for the final candidates.

Whoever wins will be the next (powerless) Forum President, Now start picking sides and have fun.

uuuuhmmm, i didn't understood at all everything but… i'll go where the blues want to…?

All you have to do to join a party is just say so, you don't need to join to vote for a party.

I do not relinquish my power.
With the support of the Army, I am now forum president for life.
Worship me, peasants.

>this is your army

>MFW

I'm sorry man, but you're fucked

I'll be supporting MDF in the Homestuck Party or whatever we call it these days.

OH GLORIOUS MDF, WE ARE NOT WORTHY TO BASK IN YOUR PRESENCE!

What is up minions

I vote MDF Supreme Ultimate Imperial Exalted Grand High Baron Overlord Fuhrer Emperor Lord 4 lyfe.

MDF for dictator perpetuo.

Without me, you wouldn't have cyborgs, androids, robots, autobots, decepticons, ect. or manly men. Vote for me and you will get to be a mechanical man of your choice.

Mexx 2012.

So who's join what party so far?

Voting for Mexx, as his government will probably create a way to resurrect many pterosaurs for me to hang out with.

Also, reptiles will never worship some amphibian, like a certain someone.

Run Independently.

I want to conquer the world and build a robotic utopia.

Robots and dinosaurs, right?

Yes, we will resurrect past creatures. for our amusement

I promise.

So once again, we're having an election…

My platform hasn't changed since our last attempt at one of these. I'm still running in the name of the Western Federation.

And I'm still in direct opposition of all bronies and otakus.

It should say something that I'm not ashamed to say that. At least you know I'll tell you what I'm really thinking.

Under my plan of government everyone gets a free pony will have their opinions listened to (unless they are wrong), I will stop fruit gore everywhere, the internet will be doubled tripled with porn, and finally, I will ACTUALLY DO WHAT I PROMISED TO DO when I become president.

Oh, and I run Blue Party.

Vote Megaolzors Super President 2012.

I le vote le mexx for le party le.

Guys, You need to say if you're on the Red party, Bule party, or Independent.

Mexx 2012.

So, I take it that the current candidates are Nair (or American Tanker Hell on Tracks), Mexx.Android, Megalolzors X, and MDF as the forum president for life.

Let's try to make this a bit more organized, if we can.

(I'm not running, as I'm still new here and haven't gained enough recognition, nor enough respect to have a chance at earning votes.)

As Forum Vice President, I throw in eternal support for Great Leader MDFification.

May his glory shine over these forums with the intensity of one thousand of the cruelest suns for all eternity. His reign shall last forever, and it shall nourish us for all our lives.

All deez other niggas:

HOMESTUCK PARTY 2012

I'm starting to question the ideals of our current president…

I intend to silence all dissent and claim your wealth as my own.
Later I shall burn your villages, ravage your wives, and enslave your children.

I knew i shoulda voted for Wsxdas…

It is too late. Already I am in office.
Your constitution is null and void. I am this nation, and all power shall be vested in me.

Revolution, then!

ASSEMBLE, PEOPLE OF KYM, FOR THE YOUR FREEDOM! LET US OVERTHROW THIS CRUEL DICTATOR AND BRING ORDER TO THIS DIGITAL LAND!

Because democracy.

I'm not sure if I'm really running in this, but vote for me if you like cookies or something?

@MDF

Watch yourself buddy. One more abuse of power and I'll sick X-singular on you.

And you don't want to mess with an angry Syrian, they know how to deal with corrupt dictators

Well then in this case…

Also, If you vote for me; You get a free chainsaw on everything,

EVEN ON YOU'RE FUCKING KATANAS!

For daily use too

I am not running, but I'd like to point out that you are putting in effort (like, actual effort) to become the president of the KYM Forum.

Independent.
Vote for me and I'll allow…well shit. Pr0n? Is that what you guys want? Or …shit, vote for me and I'll be the Mitt Romney of the forums.

ZACH

If you're going to be the Mittens McRomney of JFF, shouldn't you not allow pr0n?

>mfw you think we're being serious

I, Solaire, the Element of Jolly Cooperation, will be throwing my hat into the race, representing the independent Cooperation Party. Teamwork gets things done, my jolly companions, as we all know. So is it not best to follow the lead of one who has experience in that field? Give unto me the title of president and I will not relinquish the title to those who would be likely to… I dunno… murder us.

I'm colorblind. This election is discriminatory.

Who wants to back Quantum?

Wasn't this KYM president business Troll King's master plan to troll everybody?

Yes it was (and boy did he ever troll everybody), but this time the election is not being planned by TK

I announce my candidacy. I may be inexperienced, but I have a big vision for KYM. I'll go with red party because no one else has yet.
My platform:
A slime head for every avatar,
Additional unnecessary punctuation for every username..
I also nominate Free Cake as my VP.

>implying I'm not just here to mess with potential candidates

I support MDF for all the hamsteak.
Faplord for president.

So many people to vote for. Can I vote for all?