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And so the mighty white knight mounted his trusty ho, and unsheathed his mighty wang, eyeing into the eyes of the black knight, who also had his wang unsheathed.

As soon as the paint can fell to the ground to signal the begining, the two were off, slapping the ass of their trusty hos and charging off.

And then they hit each other and the black guy won because whiteys dong was tiny.

Oh god you actually made this thread.

You now want me to do this with a certain someone….

This is amazing.

Reminds me of a hentai manga called "Futanari Fencing"

And then what if planes had dicks?

They would fly into each other's anu-Oh you didn't actually say that.

Yeah so.

Gay thread.

Imagine…

Dick substitute for duels…

There is no appropriate response, so just take this one.

I legitimately have no idea how to react to this. So i guess ill do this-

If you interrupt the mating dance, the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad!

>gonad
>Jousting

Gonads…and strife?

Oh fuck man.

I totally forgot this even EXISTED.

Judging by the name, something tells me that's not quite like what's being described in this thread. Close, though.

Does this count?

I finally found an appropriate response thanks to Frosty Lich.

If one of them loses, the person gets his dick ripped out my opponents with his bare hands and wang gets replaced with a jelly donut…. Right?

I saw planes with dicks
Is that enough to change the thread

Wouldn't have jousting been so much more awesome if they used vags??? Yeah…

And so the mighty white whore princess France "ducklips" Notlih mounted her trusty man-steed, and unflowered her magnificent cooch, gazing into the flesh of the of the ghetto booty queen Bonshaniqua La Fay Fay the Third, who also had her meat curtains drawn

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why isn't anyone critiquing me on my beautiful artwork that compliments the OP's artwork?

Because that would be judging a piece of art based on prejudice, and that would be considered sexist. Most male users are afraid to talk about their opinions on women, because it might make them sound like jerks, and douche bags.

your chivalrous attitude is turning me on

lets joust?