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Wouldn't have jousting been so much more awesome if they used dicks? Yeah...

Last posted Sep 25, 2012 at 03:33PM EDT. Added Sep 23, 2012 at 10:32PM EDT
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And so the mighty white knight mounted his trusty ho, and unsheathed his mighty wang, eyeing into the eyes of the black knight, who also had his wang unsheathed.

As soon as the paint can fell to the ground to signal the begining, the two were off, slapping the ass of their trusty hos and charging off.

And then they hit each other and the black guy won because whiteys dong was tiny.

Sep 23, 2012 at 10:32PM EDT
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Oh god you actually made this thread.

You now want me to do this with a certain someone….

Last edited Sep 23, 2012 at 10:43PM EDT
Sep 23, 2012 at 10:34PM EDT

Reminds me of a hentai manga called “Futanari Fencing”

Sep 23, 2012 at 10:37PM EDT
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And then what if planes had dicks?

Last edited Sep 23, 2012 at 10:39PM EDT
Sep 23, 2012 at 10:37PM EDT

MDFification wrote:


And then what if planes had dicks?

They would fly into each other’s anu-Oh you didn’t actually say that.

Yeah so.

Gay thread.

Sep 23, 2012 at 10:41PM EDT
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Imagine…

Dick substitute for duels…

Sep 23, 2012 at 10:47PM EDT
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There is no appropriate response, so just take this one.

Sep 23, 2012 at 10:48PM EDT
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I legitimately have no idea how to react to this. So i guess ill do this-

Sep 23, 2012 at 11:05PM EDT

If you interrupt the mating dance, the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad!

Sep 24, 2012 at 12:43AM EDT
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Rene LeMarchand wrote:

If you interrupt the mating dance, the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad!

>gonad
>Jousting

Gonads…and strife?

Last edited Sep 24, 2012 at 01:13AM EDT
Sep 24, 2012 at 01:12AM EDT

Ann Hiro wrote:

Reminds me of a hentai manga called “Futanari Fencing”

Judging by the name, something tells me that’s not quite like what’s being described in this thread. Close, though.

Sep 24, 2012 at 07:50AM EDT
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Does this count?

Sep 24, 2012 at 08:48AM EDT

I finally found an appropriate response thanks to Frosty Lich.

Sep 24, 2012 at 12:59PM EDT
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If one of them loses, the person gets his dick ripped out my opponents with his bare hands and wang gets replaced with a jelly donut…. Right?

Sep 24, 2012 at 01:06PM EDT

I saw planes with dicks
Is that enough to change the thread

Sep 24, 2012 at 03:18PM EDT
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Wouldn’t have jousting been so much more awesome if they used vags??? Yeah…

And so the mighty white whore princess France “ducklips” Notlih mounted her trusty man-steed, and unflowered her magnificent cooch, gazing into the flesh of the of the ghetto booty queen Bonshaniqua La Fay Fay the Third, who also had her meat curtains drawn

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Last edited Sep 24, 2012 at 03:53PM EDT
Sep 24, 2012 at 03:49PM EDT
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Kim Jong Is Swaggin wrote:

why isn’t anyone critiquing me on my beautiful artwork that compliments the OP’s artwork?

Because that would be judging a piece of art based on prejudice, and that would be considered sexist. Most male users are afraid to talk about their opinions on women, because it might make them sound like jerks, and douche bags.

Sep 25, 2012 at 02:38PM EDT
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