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Death by Karma

Last posted Sep 26, 2012 at 05:28PM EDT. Added Sep 25, 2012 at 06:35PM EDT
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Everyone take a look at your profile. Then look at me look at your negative karma. tsk tsk
Ok now take the last two digits and refer to this list of deaths

KYM

Time to face the music…

Im at -560 so I got: 60. Eaten by zombies, turned into a zombie, then eaten by zombie eating superzombies

Sep 25, 2012 at 06:35PM EDT
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-55
Going to the gynecologist and mistakenly asking her to insert an IED instead of an IUD.

Sep 25, 2012 at 06:43PM EDT
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71. Scared to death by possibility of being scared to death.

How does that even wor-- HHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG

Sep 25, 2012 at 06:45PM EDT

5. With a morbidly obese man inside of you

Last edited Sep 25, 2012 at 06:48PM EDT
Sep 25, 2012 at 06:45PM EDT
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67, Seven hours of… Tony Danza?


Edit:I’m gonna my neg Karma Given too… Let’s see 30…
“Believing you are superman, jumping off a very tall building while 10 lit M80s are tied to your neck then landing on an old man drinking tea while teabagging his wife, who is a zombie.”

Last edited Sep 25, 2012 at 06:52PM EDT
Sep 25, 2012 at 06:47PM EDT
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-20
Banned from life. What?

Last edited Sep 25, 2012 at 06:48PM EDT
Sep 25, 2012 at 06:47PM EDT
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-2

2. Being too stupid to live.

God damn it, how do I live?

Last edited Sep 25, 2012 at 06:49PM EDT
Sep 25, 2012 at 06:49PM EDT
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334.
34- Attempted to dig a hole to China.

Why in the world wasn’t I aiming for the Scarlet Devil Mansion in the first place!?!

Last edited Sep 25, 2012 at 07:04PM EDT
Sep 25, 2012 at 06:51PM EDT
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With the last two digits of my negative karma being 10, my cause of death was “being Jewish”.

Sep 25, 2012 at 06:58PM EDT
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-7 I’m going to die unknown, unloved and 50 pounds overweight.
So I’m immortal until I gain the weight, right? :D Yay.

Sep 25, 2012 at 07:07PM EDT

73- Being done to death.
Oh my…

Last edited Sep 25, 2012 at 07:15PM EDT
Sep 25, 2012 at 07:15PM EDT

41. Eaten by the Sarlacc in the Great Pit of Carkoon to be slowly digested over a thousand years.

I like how this list is the top 100 worst ways to die, but the worst way is at 41.

Sep 25, 2012 at 07:16PM EDT
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-39
Drowning in a pool of Michael Jackson’s “Jesus Juice”

Might as well get this over with…

Sep 25, 2012 at 07:45PM EDT
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38.
Deleted for being unfunny and too short.

Okay then.

Sep 25, 2012 at 08:18PM EDT
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14.
Gaining super strength but not super toughness, then crushing yourself trying to bench a car.
That sounds like something I would do.

Sep 25, 2012 at 08:35PM EDT
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-75

Your conjoined twin is not a cannibal, but you are.

Please someone end in 03.

Last edited Sep 25, 2012 at 08:43PM EDT
Sep 25, 2012 at 08:40PM EDT
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-56. Substituting jellied petroleum for petroleum jelly during any number of personal procedures.

Sep 25, 2012 at 08:45PM EDT

-92
Getting birthday punches when you turn 100.

Sep 25, 2012 at 08:55PM EDT

-61
Rolled up katamari and then turned into stardust.

Sep 25, 2012 at 09:30PM EDT

-41. So, number 41 on the list. Let’s see…
“Eaten by the Sarlacc in the Great Pit of Carkoon to be slowly digested over a thousand years.” Wow, that’s pretty bad….
Hey, I wonder what number 1 is?
>mfw

Sep 25, 2012 at 11:19PM EDT
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My negative karma is in the single digits, -8

So I got 8: Being eaten by Ms. Washington, Anthony Howyn, Mr. Cecil

wat

Sep 25, 2012 at 11:27PM EDT
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-129

Being your friend’s mom’s love interest.

Sep 25, 2012 at 11:27PM EDT
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-701
So, #1:
Having your butthole stretched open to a 6 inch diameter, then having deadly tarantulas dropped into it

Just… oh god…

Sep 25, 2012 at 11:36PM EDT
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-79
Getting run over by an ambulance
OH IRONY!

Sep 26, 2012 at 02:02AM EDT
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Death by karma? Bitch please, death by snu-snu for me.

Sep 26, 2012 at 02:31AM EDT

13. Philosophically disproving your own existence through existentialist relativism.

Now I know how God must have felt after creating the Babel Fi-vanishes in a puff of logic

Sep 26, 2012 at 03:16AM EDT
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-60
Eaten by zombies, turned into a zombie, then eaten by zombie eating superzombies.

I always had a feeling it would all end like this… well, not really.

Last edited Sep 26, 2012 at 04:14AM EDT
Sep 26, 2012 at 04:07AM EDT
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BaSedAleX -_- wrote:

Everyone take a look at your profile. Then look at me look at your negative karma. tsk tsk
Ok now take the last two digits and refer to this list of deaths

KYM

Time to face the music…

Im at -560 so I got: 60. Eaten by zombies, turned into a zombie, then eaten by zombie eating superzombies

Sep 26, 2012 at 07:13AM EDT
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-9. I die because I can’t get the cap off my pills. As long as I don’t need any pills I’m ’k.

Sep 26, 2012 at 05:19PM EDT
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Skeletor-sm

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