Prepare yourself for lame puns…
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
That’s all I could think of…