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post puns or anti-jokes

Last posted Sep 28, 2012 at 09:10AM EDT. Added Sep 27, 2012 at 02:26PM EDT
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Prepare yourself for lame puns…

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

That’s all I could think of…

Last edited Sep 27, 2012 at 02:27PM EDT

Sam wrote:

Okay, I do not find holocaust jokes funny, an frankly, I just don’t see what people don’t get about that.

These jokes are out of mein campfurt zone.

BRACE YOURSELF FOR TERRIBLE PUNS!

I was at a photography studio, and I got a head shot.

I took a test about wind and air. I knew I would breeze it.

I was HUNGARY for TURKEY, but it had too much GREECE on it.

My teeth were crooked, so they told me to brace myself.

orz so short.

Seven days without a pun makes one weak

I can’t stand being in a wheel chair

Without geometry life is pointless

The calendar’s days are numbered

Currently, Mozart is de-composing

Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery

Skeletor-sm

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