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Video game lines you can't say in bed
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Oct 04, 2012 at 11:23AM EDT.
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Lich
Banned
"I fight for my friends"-Ike from Super Smash Brothers Brawl.
"You have died of dysentery."
"I'll add a few 0's to the maximum weight" -GlaDOs from Portal 2
Papa Coolface
Banned
"Show me ya moves!"
Actually, you can definitely say that one in bed.
Wsxdas, The Last Kramabender
Deactivated
"I never asked for this"
Adam Jensen, Deus Ex
"DO A BARREL ROLL!"
Oh, wait, that works. Hold on a second…I've got one…
"I hold the key to peace in my hands."
Wait, wait…no, that one works too…uh…maybe…
"The probability of you touching me again…is ZERO! Ha!"
No. Give me some time here…
"Welcome to your doom!"
…I'm just no good at this, am I?
"I came as soon as I heard you beat the Elite Four"
See, you can't say it in bed unless she tells you she beat the elite four.
Lich
Banned
"…
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…"- Red from Pokemon Silver and Gold.
Lich wrote:
"…
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…"- Red from Pokemon Silver and Gold.
"…….
…….
….."
-Gordon Freeman, Half-Life series
-Parodius, SNES
"Oak's words echoed… There's a time and place for everything, but not now."
-Player from Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow
Mexx Android
Deactivated
"Good."
'I've got Balls of Steel"
See, because if your balls were made of steel, then she would be having sex with a robot, and robosexuals are SATAN WORSHIPPING AIEJSPGPAOS drool
Time to kick gum and chew ass.
And im all out of gum
Sparty the Spaceship
Deactivated
"CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT STAR FOX"
I don't even need to say.
"Are you a boy, or a girl?"
-Professor Oak
''Your face.Your ass. What's the difference?''
-Duke Nukem
“Assuming control of this form.”
Harbinger
"'Hyea! Hyea! Hyeaaaaa!'"
-Link
Sorry for a second Portal 2, but i have became addicted to portal 2 again.
wait,
(Y)our princess is in another castle…
Last panel:
"Noo.. Not into the pit! It burrnnnss!"
Ganon – Link: The Faces of Evil
Mexx Android
Deactivated
"JIBBLESANDWICH!"
--Barry Burton.
"Snake! SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAKE!"
Colonel Campbell – Metal Gear Solid 2 (?)
THANK YOU MARIO!
YOUR QUEST IS OVER.WE PRESENT YOU WITH A NEW QUEST.
PUSH BUTTON B TO SELECT A WORLDIt's like watching a roller-skating chicken.
Kipp
Deactivated
"FUS RO DAH!"
-Dovahkiin
Jack Candle wrote:
It's like watching a roller-skating chicken.
Morning, do-gooder!
"I admit that you have pushed me to this extreme."
Cyrus – Pokemon D/P/P
" ha ha ha ha, ( insert name here), you are pitiful"
Chris, re1
OmniXVII
Deactivated
"I smell blood…"
Dota 2, Bloodseeker.
"I hope this isnt Chris's blood…"
Resident evil, Barry " Jill sandwich" burton
"SUCK… ON MY MISSILE!!"
~The President of The United States of America
- Metal Wolf Chaos
Lich
Banned
"GET A LOAD OF THIS!"- Eggman Sonic Adventure.
Nikolaki8
Banned
"1-Up!" – Every single Mario Game.
Hypercat-Z
Banned
"Nice try! Die now!"
Shen-Long
Bloody Roar: Primal Fury
"What? Is that all?"
Rouge The Bat
Sonic Adventure 2
"I guess I should be thankful!"
Falco Lombardi
Starfox 64/Lylat Wars
"Your scream sounds like a pathetic war cry!"
"My Totem is much greater than yours!"
T-Hawk
Super Street Fighter 2
General Grievous
Deactivated
"Galm 1, Fox 2"
"[Insert any Max Payne line]"
"MEDIC!!!" -- any TF2 character.
"By the way… That's people your breathing."
~Nathan Spencer
-Bionic Commando 2009
WE'RE SPOTTED, GO LOUD!
-Captain Price, Modern Warfare 2.
FALCON… PUNCH!!!!
- Captain Falcon
"BEST RIDE EVER!!"
~Deadpool
-Deadpool Video Game
Sam wrote:
"MEDIC!!!" -- any TF2 character.
"Did ze Fräuleins have zeir Mittelschmerz?" (literal translation: "Did the ladies have their menstrual cramps?")
-Medic after destroying alot of sentries
Lich wrote:
"GET A LOAD OF THIS!"- Eggman Sonic Adventure.
ALL SYSTEMS – FULL POWER!
Same character, same game.
"What's this?! PENIS is evolving!"
Pokemon