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If you had a cat, what would you name it?
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Oct 29, 2012 at 01:23PM EDT.
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Meow Zedong
Quantum Cat of course, it would do anything!
If you mean seriously, I have no idea, I can' get a cat, sadly. :(
I will name him squishy and he will be my squishy.
I do have a cat. Her name is Spike.
But that was a name my sister gave her. I probably would have named her Zerg Hydralisk
Herobrine
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Ann Hiro wrote:
Meow Zedong
Vladimeow Lenin.
Penz0id
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Chairman Meow. (I saw that on Crashcourse yesterday!)
Lich
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I already have three cats. Not going to get another fucking little putt head.
But, I always wanted to call an animal "Billy bob Thorton"
Idk why, but names makes me chuckle.
Meow ming
Iamslow
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I found a kitten a couple years ago near my house and named it Butts.
Wsxdas, The Last Kramabender
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I'd call it basket. Then people would be confused.
null
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1.) Name your cat Dog.
2.) Name your dog Cat.
3.) ???????
4.) PROFIT!!
I already have two cats, one is names Frisky, and the other Bangles. My boyfriend also has a gray cat that doesn't really have a name so I just call her gray thing.
If I had a cat that I could name myself, I'd probably give it a human name. I don't know why, but I love cats with human names :3
Mexx Android
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I would name mine Professor Cheese. She will be a grey haired cat with hat closely resembling Nepeta's blue hat. Her little bed will have both of a Eridan and Solluz plushie. And the bed itself is will be checkered patterned, the sheets will have Spades, Hearts, Diamonds, and Clubs on it.
And her I will have another pet called Constantine to keep her company.
🅱ank 🅱ill
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I'd give my cat an ehtiopian name
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I used to have a cat. His name was Muus (pronounced "Moose"). That's "cat" in Wolof, a language from Western Africa.
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Useless.
That's what they are.
Theo, short for Theobromine.
You know, the thing in chocolate that kills cats.
Spider-Byte wrote:
Useless.
That's what they are.
Just like you on battlefield.
:)
I'd call my cat Sergeant Snuggles!
Shoeface. Or Boxcar.
Papa Coolface
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Pantera.
Dinner
Mittens Malencov Obamacare The Very 1st. Yes.
GIANTDAD
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Mr.Mittens! :D
Kasrkai
Flimsy
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I think we all know what I would name mine.
Hobo
null wrote:
1.) Name your cat Dog.
2.) Name your dog Cat.
3.)???????
4.) PROFIT!!
Why not name your CatDog DogCat
Me, I'd name my cat Excalibur.
Papa Coolface
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I used to have a cat named Sir Mitten Whiskers Softacleez Garbonzo Bonkers, the Moldy Guava Stewpot Stukabayo Duke of Windsor.
Gamzee
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I'd name it Witchy. I hope senpai notices me…
Fridge
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Paul.
idk why.
Natsuru Springfield
ModeratorSr. Forum Moderator & Karma Tycoon & Karma Philanthropist & Community Artist & Shrine Maiden
Orin.
Or Nats.
Name a cat
"HNNNGGGG"
Come here "HNNNGGGG"
HNNNGGGG is playing with a toy.
Ann Hiro wrote:
Name a cat
"HNNNGGGG"Come here "HNNNGGGG"
HNNNGGGG is playing with a toy.
"HNNNGGGG! Get off of the table!"
"Did you hear? HNNNGGGG had kittens!"
"Shhh… don't wake up HNNNGGGG"
Nikolaki8
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Twitcher.
It sounds neat, and original, and it's very subtle reference to my favorite show. ;)
gi97ol
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Sunhammer wrote:
Dinner
MAH BOI! THIS PEACE IS WHAT ALL TRUE WARRIORS STRIVE FOR!
Flimsy
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Funny. Earlier, after I replied to the thread, someone found a kitten for me.
I named him Darius.
Soon, I shall teach it to hone its claw, to bestow its imperishable wrath upon the heads of the unworthy imbeciles who defile this wretched earth even further with their ignorance and utter stupidity.
Or maybe I should teach it how to respond to its name first.
My cat's full name would be Ribulose-1,5-bisphosphate carboxylase oxygenase.
RuBisCO in short.
>2012
>not blanket
Gashadokuro
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I dont have a cat since people blame me for killing the cat
George the 13th.
Actually I had a chance to name a friends kitten, and I said Tao.
We both agreed on Tao.
As in Taokaka from Blazblue
i once had a grey tabby named poptart. named her kittens waffles, pancake, doughnut, oatmeal, and captain crunch.
GIANTDAD
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angstyHoodie wrote:
Hobo
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Fucker, I would call him Fucker and say "Hey Fucker heres your food, hey fucker wake up, etc."
jenny
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I'd be really original and call it "a cat".
I'd call her Purrlion.
Meulin (=`ω'=)
madcat
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Blanketsaurus Rex