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Who would you rather make secks with?

Last posted Oct 12, 2012 at 11:16PM EDT. Added Oct 07, 2012 at 08:11PM EDT
65 posts from 39 users

Simple thread, simple lulz potential..

Answer the user above you and then post your choices.

Princess Zelda or princess toadstool?

_p. S. watch out for dem ninjas.. Yes u Patrick _

mod edit please explain your reasons why you picked your mate

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Zelda. Princess Toadstool’s already been ruined by Bowser.

Ninja’d…

I would say Verbose.

Once you go multiloquent, you never wanna quit.

Vegeta, or Goku?

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Oct 07, 2012 at 08:36PM EDT
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Isn’t it obvious?
Cujo.

Rock, Paper, or Scissors?

Oct 07, 2012 at 09:43PM EDT

Yeti

Suiseiseki or Evil Nemesis

Oct 07, 2012 at 10:12PM EDT

Suiseiseki because the power of desu prevails over everything else

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos or Bill O’Reilly

Oct 07, 2012 at 10:17PM EDT
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Fuck it!! I’ll do him live!!! The fucking thing sucks, and that’s why

Gamezee or 2spooky?

Oct 07, 2012 at 10:34PM EDT
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Tough choice but between a vampire pony and an alien Jugallo; I think I’ll go with Gamzee

Harrison Ford or Bruce Willis?

Oct 07, 2012 at 10:43PM EDT
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Roland because he’s black.

Jabba the Hutt or Gabe Newell

Oct 08, 2012 at 01:44AM EDT
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angstyHoodie OPERATOR wrote:

Easy, Obama.

Yeti or Sasquatch?

You. Pants. Off. Now. Also bite the pillow. I’m going in dry.

Oct 08, 2012 at 02:32AM EDT

Jabba the Hutt or Gabe Newell

Definitely Gabe Newell. I shouldn’t need to explain why not to choose Jabba

Rin or Emi?

Oct 08, 2012 at 02:57AM EDT
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Emi, assuming you’re talking about who I think you’re talking about.

Slenderman or Candlejack, who would you rath

Oct 08, 2012 at 03:02AM EDT
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Do the words “spit roast” mean anything to you?


Grace Jones or Lady Gaga?

Oct 08, 2012 at 03:16AM EDT
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Well, certainly not the TF2 spy…


Master Chief or your computer?

Oct 08, 2012 at 10:39AM EDT
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Heavy. Because… You know…

Anyways,

A wild cougar or a pair of scissors?

Oct 08, 2012 at 10:51AM EDT

Scissors, since I won’t get arrested for bestiality.

Morrigan from Darkstalkers, or an Amazonian from Futurama?

Oct 08, 2012 at 11:21AM EDT
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Morrigan. Duh.

Slendermen or Trendermen?

Oct 08, 2012 at 11:35AM EDT

Mexx Android wrote:

Morrigan. Duh.

Slendermen or Trendermen?

trendermen because rather than being horribly murdered in a forest I get lectured on my fashion sense.

A tree? Or Mormon Jesus

Oct 08, 2012 at 11:53AM EDT

Tree.. Once you get used to the bark abrasions its not so bad.
Internet scientists Allison or Sarah?

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Oct 08, 2012 at 12:49PM EDT
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“Internet scientists Allison or Sarah?”

Both.

Madcat or Bob?

Last edited Oct 08, 2012 at 12:53PM EDT
Oct 08, 2012 at 12:52PM EDT

So a cat, or the look of disapproval. I’m going with Madcat in that case, Bob will never get pleased and only be disappointed with me when we do it.

Mister J, or Mister J in a fursuit.

Oct 08, 2012 at 12:55PM EDT
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RandomMan wrote:

So a cat, or the look of disapproval. I’m going with Madcat in that case, Bob will never get pleased and only be disappointed with me when we do it.

Mister J, or Mister J in a fursuit.

Mister J


Princess Peach Or Soap MacTavish

Oct 08, 2012 at 12:56PM EDT
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Peach all the way.. You ever get SOAP in your peehole?

Yao Ming or Shaq

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Oct 08, 2012 at 01:00PM EDT
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AlexGhostaRica wrote:

Peach all the way.. You ever get SOAP in your peehole?

Yao Ming or Shaq

Ok

And btw, do Yao Ming


Bowser or Luigi

Oct 08, 2012 at 01:06PM EDT
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Bowser. Because, Bowser.

Master Shake or Meatwad?

Oct 08, 2012 at 01:08PM EDT

AlexGhostaRica wrote:

Fuck it!! I’ll do him live!!! The fucking thing sucks, and that’s why

Gamezee or 2spooky?

Gamzee or 2Spooky?
I ThINk mY avATaR cAN anSwer tHaT.

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Oct 08, 2012 at 05:33PM EDT
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…Anyways, I’ll put another set due to ^ not posting a choice.

John Marston or Niko Bellic

Oct 08, 2012 at 07:16PM EDT
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I have not clue what the above user is saying.

Raccoons or your Disk-Reading console?

Oct 08, 2012 at 11:12PM EDT
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Both.
Because.
Why the hell not?

Google Chrome or Firefox?

Oct 09, 2012 at 12:26AM EDT

Patrick. Because Karma

[edit] damn ninja’s

Firefox. Chrome is sexy and all, but we wouldn’t have any privacy together. Plus Firefox has some really entertaining plugins for the cause

Gordon Freeman or Morgan Freeman?

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Oct 09, 2012 at 12:28AM EDT
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Real life = brothers
So no, I will not be gay for them.
Even if one of them is God, I will not.

Dr. Oz or Dr. Phil

Oct 09, 2012 at 12:55AM EDT
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Phil, for his reaction.
Hillary Clinton or Betty White?

Oct 09, 2012 at 12:58AM EDT
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Clinton.

Taylor Lautner or Robert Pattinson?


Also, Penz0id, afterwards would be hilarious. “So how did you feel about that?”

Oct 09, 2012 at 01:07AM EDT
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The one that’s a boy.

Gabe Newell, or Shigeru Miyamoto?

Oct 09, 2012 at 01:50AM EDT

Shigeru.

Dick Chaney or John McCain?

Oct 09, 2012 at 01:54AM EDT

Oh why me with the politics?

Probably McCain….

Be a bit less awkward. O_O

Tony Banks or Keith Emerson?

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Skeletor-sm

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