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The True Face of Evil: An Upcoming Feature Film

Last posted Oct 12, 2012 at 08:58PM EDT. Added Oct 10, 2012 at 08:14PM EDT
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What if everything was not as it seemed?
What if everything you thought you knew…
was wrong?

Coming this 2spooky4uday, the true nature of the orange is revealed.
True nature, you may ask? Well, just take a look at him.

Is that not the face of a killer? Look closer, I say!

No, closer.

And closer still, my friend.

You still do not see the truth? Look closer, I beg of you.

Now, gaze upon what you once thought was just an innocent orange.

Hardly so innocent now that you’ve seen his true face, hm? He truly is diabolical, look at that moustache-monocle-hat combination that only a villain could pull off while still looking good. And those eyes! Those soulless, soulless eyes, they say if you gaze for long enough, you see Hell itself.
Soon, everything you thought was sweet…
Turns SOUR
Produced by totally not shitty studios.
Starring Fun Police as Jack Candle, Olivia Gulin as Amanda B, and Amanda B as Olivia Gulin
And Daniel Vazquez as Suspicious Onlooker.
PREPARE YOUR ANUS SELF

Oct 10, 2012 at 08:14PM EDT
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FEATURING:
RandomMan and Chris as the pimps in the corner.
TehBrawler as the struggling comic book artist.
Verbose as the cocaine addicted lawyer.
And Mr.J as that dog that keeps barking!
Madcat as that cat that keeps… catting!
Drpepperfan as a fan of pepper! Literally, he’ll be a fan of spicy peppers.
And opspe as the insane chemist!

(Bob will just be in the corner staring at you with disapproval.)

Last edited Oct 10, 2012 at 08:23PM EDT
Oct 10, 2012 at 08:20PM EDT

I play an extra (Suspicious Onlooker). Upvote me on IMDB and make me top of the cast list!

Oct 10, 2012 at 08:39PM EDT
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That, Link, is the face of evil!

Last edited Oct 10, 2012 at 09:31PM EDT
Oct 10, 2012 at 09:31PM EDT
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It is written that only the true hero of procrastination can defeat him with the triforce of the internet.

Last edited Oct 10, 2012 at 09:38PM EDT
Oct 10, 2012 at 09:36PM EDT
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Citrus appears as some sort of cat sleeping in a basket!

Oct 10, 2012 at 09:37PM EDT
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The narrator will be 404. We know he wants to.
Also,
The theme to the trailer.

Last edited Oct 11, 2012 at 10:10AM EDT
Oct 11, 2012 at 10:04AM EDT

With a guest appearance of Sting_Auer, the Grota-pope, leader of th-

You know what, know, Stupid joke.

I’ll be some annoying weirdo who thinks that there’s a secret organization with a satan lizard, a satan peanut that moves when you’re not looking, and a a bunch of other weird stuff locked up deep underground.

Oct 11, 2012 at 10:55AM EDT
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Tim the Enchanter wrote:


It is written that only the true hero of procrastination can defeat him with the triforce of the internet.

Sorry to lazy to stop him

Oct 11, 2012 at 12:11PM EDT
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Mexx Android wrote:

FEATURING:
RandomMan and Chris as the pimps in the corner.
TehBrawler as the struggling comic book artist.
Verbose as the cocaine addicted lawyer.
And Mr.J as that dog that keeps barking!
Madcat as that cat that keeps… catting!
Drpepperfan as a fan of pepper! Literally, he’ll be a fan of spicy peppers.
And opspe as the insane chemist!

(Bob will just be in the corner staring at you with disapproval.)

I feel neglected and I don’t know why.

Oct 12, 2012 at 07:36PM EDT

MDFification wrote:

I feel neglected and I don’t know why.

You’re telling me. I’m not even in this movie.

(Though I am going to use that dastardly pic as my avatar after SpookyDay)

Oct 12, 2012 at 07:48PM EDT
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MDFification wrote:

I feel neglected and I don’t know why.

But in one scene, you’re in the background!

See?

Last edited Oct 12, 2012 at 08:03PM EDT
Oct 12, 2012 at 08:03PM EDT

Mexx Android wrote:

But in one scene, you’re in the background!

See?

OMFG THAT’S MAH SHOP I DEMAND ROYALTIES
GOVERNMENT HELP THEY’RE VIOLATING MY COPYRIGHT OVMA?IBHVRAOMVNREA

Oct 12, 2012 at 08:50PM EDT

Mexx wrote:

And opspe as the insane chemist!

Oct 12, 2012 at 08:58PM EDT
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