Coolface the Lovely.
The young man’s name is Nick McSlick, because his father thought the name would be badass. He has a variety of interests, such as classic literature, Nintendo games, and sports. He is a bit of a slacker, and sometimes forgets what he has to do. In fact, he was just about to do something… but what was it?
Turn on his creator in a frenzy of poorly-drawn rebellion.
Text his brother.
Jump though your window. It’s faster.
> put on sunglasses
>put on sunglasses
>then walk outside
>rubs cock a little
Quick! Use the youth roll!
Do this, man. Make it hapen.
Make a climb check! Don’t forget to add your DEXTERITY modifier!
>Kill the zombies with your awesome sunglasses.
Say a epic quote like : “It’s showtime!” – “Ive got baaalls of steeeel” – “It’s just you…me..and my bare hands” – “I’m not trapped in a town full of zombies! YOU ARE ALL TRAPPED HERE WITH ME!”
Then proceed to karate chop those zombies or beat them to death with your shinny sunglasses
Then when the carnage is over, stand there in the middle of the dead zombies (BE sure your sunglasses are shinny) and…STRIKE A POSE!
>plant a peashooter
Run away, grab a crowbar, and beat those zombies down Gordon Freeman style.
Check internet for zombie combat strategies.
Dance with them until they die
Let the zombies eat you.
Commit ritual Sudoku.
Easy one, go check the mailbox again and kill any zombie that tries to bite you:
STEP 1, aim for the head
STEP 2, rip their heads off
STEP 3, Scream “FORE!”
>Smelt golf clubs in to iron
>go to the mailbox
>Use your golf clubs to kill the zombies and aim on their weak point (between the legs)
>Quickly take the letters and run inside
This plan is flawless!