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The item on your left is the weapon that you'll use to defeat the user above you

Last posted Dec 16, 2012 at 11:26PM EST. Added Oct 24, 2012 at 10:26PM EDT
156 posts from 90 users

A wall.

So I took your head and repeatedly smashed it against the wall to my left.

Oct 24, 2012 at 10:29PM EDT

A speaker. Oh well, I suppose it shouldn’t be too hard to flatten an orange with it.

Oct 24, 2012 at 10:32PM EDT

I shall superior draw device you to death you MS Paint and Mouse user!
Ninja’d twice.

Last edited Oct 24, 2012 at 10:33PM EDT
Oct 24, 2012 at 10:32PM EDT

I’ll beat you down with a GLASS VASE accompanied by, FLOWERS

Last edited Oct 24, 2012 at 10:36PM EDT
Oct 24, 2012 at 10:35PM EDT

>Leave tab up
>Refresh out of habit
>Look to my left again

…A treadmill now. Come on, are you kidding me?

Last edited Oct 24, 2012 at 10:37PM EDT
Oct 24, 2012 at 10:36PM EDT

I have a thermometer. I guess I could give you mercury poisoning.

Oct 24, 2012 at 10:38PM EDT


Are you by any chance allergic to honey or high fructose corn syrup?

Oct 24, 2012 at 10:41PM EDT

good luck opening that, No-arms McLack-arms

Oct 24, 2012 at 10:52PM EDT

My PC… Well it weighs a lot, so maybe I can get you with it if I drop it on you while I fly by.

Oct 24, 2012 at 10:54PM EDT

BaSedAleX -_- wrote:


Pizza crust…
I’m a loser

I dunno, man, you just defeated someone with pizza crust

looks yup, still a wall. Haven’t moved an inch.

Oct 24, 2012 at 10:58PM EDT

A glass of water. I can smash it and force you to eat the shattered remains..or something like that.

Oct 24, 2012 at 10:58PM EDT

A Nintendo 64 controller.

Oct 24, 2012 at 11:07PM EDT

A small stuffed duck for my grandma’s pet Brussels Gryphon.

God dang it.

Oct 24, 2012 at 11:11PM EDT

…Am I supposed to click you to death?

Oct 24, 2012 at 11:12PM EDT

A fishing rod. On the wall. And I don’t think it even works.

…well then!

Oct 24, 2012 at 11:21PM EDT

Coat hangers.

Get on my level.

Oct 24, 2012 at 11:28PM EDT

You are but an insignificant insect for my Cup-Specifically-Used-For-Catching-Insects! (And-Sometimes-Spiders!) Fear me!

Last edited Oct 24, 2012 at 11:52PM EDT
Oct 24, 2012 at 11:51PM EDT

A pillow. Fuck all of you.

Oct 25, 2012 at 12:02AM EDT

A window… Fear my potential sharp bits of broken glass!

Oct 25, 2012 at 12:06AM EDT

The Boogeyman.

Oct 25, 2012 at 12:07AM EDT

My multitool.
So….I can kill you with pliers, several types of screwdrivers, a knife blade, a bottle opener, clippers, or a wire stripper
Take your pick

Oct 25, 2012 at 12:31AM EDT

Upgrade. I need to keep this guy next to me all the time, in case this thread comes up again.

Oct 25, 2012 at 12:36AM EDT

A heater or T-shirts lots and lots of T-shirts
why can’t it ever be objects on my right?

Oct 25, 2012 at 09:31AM EDT

Smack you with this, and make a new Gif. with Superior drawing device.

Last edited Oct 25, 2012 at 11:53AM EDT
Oct 25, 2012 at 11:51AM EDT

A lamp
I can either bludgeon you with it, break the bulb and shank you with the glass, choke you to death with the power cord, or rip out the cord and electrocute you with the frayed wires

Oct 25, 2012 at 11:51AM EDT

hmm…all i have is my hand…i guess i know what i gotta do

Oct 25, 2012 at 11:13PM EDT

I have three printers to chose from.

Oct 26, 2012 at 01:51AM EDT

Oh dammit, not the water bottle again. I always end up with that thing in these games.

Gotta pick something else on my left…scrap of paper? No…notepad? No…Windows 8 Beta CD? No…wallet? No…car keys?…screw it, lets just stick with the water bottle.

(Decks Dac with 600ml of dihydrogen monoxide)

Oct 26, 2012 at 02:53AM EDT

A bag of sour cream and onion chips.

I ain’t sharing, that’s your loss.

Oct 26, 2012 at 08:54AM EDT

I have safety glasses….but they’re all scratched up, and hard to see thru

that’s pretty dangerous amirite?

Oct 26, 2012 at 12:18PM EDT

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