You know teh drill.
So I took your head and repeatedly smashed it against the wall to my left.
A bike. Sure wish I had legs.
A speaker. Oh well, I suppose it shouldn’t be too hard to flatten an orange with it.
I shall superior draw device you to death you MS Paint and Mouse user!
I guess I’ll just have to… blow you away.
I’ll beat you down with a GLASS VASE accompanied by, FLOWERS
>Leave tab up
>Refresh out of habit
>Look to my left again
…A treadmill now. Come on, are you kidding me?
I have a thermometer. I guess I could give you mercury poisoning.
Are you by any chance allergic to honey or high fructose corn syrup?
good luck opening that, No-arms McLack-arms
My PC… Well it weighs a lot, so maybe I can get you with it if I drop it on you while I fly by.
I’m a loser
BaSedAleX -_- wrote:
I’m a loser
I dunno, man, you just defeated someone with pizza crust
looks yup, still a wall. Haven’t moved an inch.
A glass of water. I can smash it and force you to eat the shattered remains..or something like that.
A Nintendo 64 controller.
A small stuffed duck for my grandma’s pet Brussels Gryphon.
God dang it.
A fishing rod. On the wall. And I don’t think it even works.
Get on my level.
I’m running out of items on my left
Watch out, this bitch got a 2k page textbook.
You are but an insignificant insect for my Cup-Specifically-Used-For-Catching-Insects! (And-Sometimes-Spiders!) Fear me!
A pillow. Fuck all of you.
A window… Fear my potential sharp bits of broken glass!
It has…. pointy plastic knobs. That’s gotta be, like, +15% melee damage.
So….I can kill you with pliers, several types of screwdrivers, a knife blade, a bottle opener, clippers, or a wire stripper
Take your pick
Upgrade. I need to keep this guy next to me all the time, in case this thread comes up again.
Bitch I can stab you in the eye with a pen.
I’ll give you Diabeetus!
We got dis shit.
A heater or T-shirts lots and lots of T-shirts
why can’t it ever be objects on my right?
A pair of blue ribbons from when I was in high school.
I could tie them together and make a noose?
To my left is a sonic plushie/doll:
Asthma inhaler. Fuck.
My siamese cat…
Her cuteness shall burn your eyes
Smack you with this,
and make a new Gif. with Superior drawing device.
I can either bludgeon you with it, break the bulb and shank you with the glass, choke you to death with the power cord, or rip out the cord and electrocute you with the frayed wires
Always wanted to kill Jeff the Killer.
I have three printers to chose from.
Oh dammit, not the water bottle again. I always end up with that thing in these games.
Gotta pick something else on my left…scrap of paper? No…notepad? No…Windows 8 Beta CD? No…wallet? No…car keys?…screw it, lets just stick with the water bottle.
(Decks Dac with 600ml of dihydrogen monoxide)
Why do I have a vibroblade on my left?
A bag of sour cream and onion chips.
I ain’t sharing, that’s your loss.
I’ve got a door.
Put your head here
I’ma break your other eye
I have safety glasses….but they’re all scratched up, and hard to see thru
that’s pretty dangerous amirite?