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Change ONE letter in a video game / movie / tv show title, and then describe it.

Last posted Nov 07, 2012 at 08:34AM EST. Added Nov 03, 2012 at 06:12PM EDT
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The Legend of Zelda: A Link To the Cast

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After being put in a full body cast from Ganon you must help link eat through a straw and make sure he doesn’t shit himself. And eat jello.

ill think of more later

Tar Trek – Captain Tasha Yar and her brave crew travel through space to talk to a different sentient puddle of oil every week.

Layers – Lina and Gourry fuck everything in sight. The doujinshi community has probably already done this.

Star Wart – Resourceful scientists build a giant space station / laser to remove an unsightly polyp from an inhabited system’s star.

Paella Magi Madoka Magica – An anime about a culinary school for magical girls. It’s done by the same people who made an anime about bread.

Babylon Fine – It’s oh-two-hundred hours in outer space and all is well. No wars, no conspiracies, no plot. It’s like “The Mild Mild West” transported to outer space.

Dude South – A polite Canadian mountie has to bring The Dude from the Big Lebowski to justice.

Crisco County Jr. – The bounty hunter with the greasiest hair in the West discovers that his TV show has turned into a sci-fi serial. In a later season, a time traveler from the future informs him that he is Fearless Fosdick’s granddad.

American Midol – A presentation of singers so bad that the viewers get headaches listening to them and need to take Midol for pain relief.

Stamp Thing – A moralistic monster with magical reality-changing powers lurks in the Post Office.

The Twilight Zoned – Rod Serling hosts a documentary that tries to investigate just what in the world is on with all those women into those books about a vampire that does not act like a vampire is supposed to act. In the end he finds the whole thing is just too weird for him.

My Little Porny – obvious.

G.I. Joke – The most hilariously incompetent unit in the armed forces still beats Cobra every time.

Farkscape – An earthling takes command of a living ship crewed by squirrels with huge testicles.

The Men Who Stare At Goatse

The Dork Knight – obvious.

The Gatrix – Neo discovers that he has been living in a homosexual computer simulation.

The Inbredibles – After their wedding, Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl find out they are closely related and their kids end up having strange mutations.

Wanker, Texas Ranger – Nick Frost plays an incompetent, obnoxious Briton doing policework in Texas.

Donkey Bong – A drug-dealing gorilla tries to get Mario too stoned to worry about rescuing his girlfriend.

Street Lighter II – Anime-style characters in the Victorian era compete to light the most gaslights.

Spice Invaders – US military forces use ballistic missiles to keep Spice Girls music from landing in North America.

Call Off Duty – An excellent fully-immersive simulation of the experience of going AWOL.

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Rave Story – an android shoots through dungeons full of enemies to save cute bunnies from a mad scientist who is forcing them to wear pastel, take ecstasy, and listen to loud music.

Sin Ant – A game where you micromanage your ant colony by assigning percentages of workers to act as rapists, murderers, and thieves.

Warming Forever – A game with increasing action in each level that causes your CPU to heat up until your hardware dies.

Princess Mater 2 – … let’s not go there

Wang Commander – I said let’s not go there

Jill Off the Jungle – goddamnit

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Gundam Winx – Oppressed faeries build a giant invincible robot to destroy humanity.

Rape Master – “You ARE the Rape Master!” (obscure?)

Blecch – Ichigo accidentally picks up Rukia’s taste for potty humour, Jackass, Tosh.O, and Adam Sandler movies.

Dragon Bull – A young Goku goes on a quest to find the Dragon Balls only to discover that they don’t exist and the whole story was made up.

Sailor Poon – The Sailor Sluts use their magical prostitution powers to defeat the Negaforce. I’m sure the doujinshi community has done this too.

No More Herpes 2: Desperate Struggle – One morning, Travis wakes up drunk and with unusual sores on his mouth. He searches for answers.

Aging BullAKA, Rocky XIII.

Seen – A movie with every overused cliche in the business.

28 Days Late – Some guy sleeps in 28 days and misses an interview. Hilarity ensues.

Halo Peach- Sorry, your princess is in another galaxy.

Sid Meier’s Pilates! – Coming soon to the Wii.

Parappa the Raper – Rated AO for disturbing sexual content.

Also, anything with “Hunt” in the title.

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Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

ITT: Thread title.
Devil May Dry:
A game where Satan goes to the local dry cleaners.

Devil may Fry
Satan works at KFC, and you have to play a series of minigames to cook chicken, clean dishes or something like that in order to pay the rent and become the Fried Chicken Master.

Super Mario Karp – The most exciting racing game ever made! You are a fish. Your kart is a fish. The track is a fish. Everything is fish. It’s ichthyo-tastic!

President Evil – The newest candidate of an undisclosed election is secretly a villain! You must create your own campaign of righteousness and heroism to reveal his evilness.

Initial Y – Nobody actually drives a car. They constantly ask why. They never get an answer. …why?

Cape Story – You would explore those caves, but you keep tripping on your pointless cape.

The Pig Lebowski – Bowling with pigs. That is all.

American Sad – An emo CIA agent and his family contemplate suicide.

The Amazing Rape – 11 teams of two travel the world, and um, let’s not go there.

Rock Bland – You play a bunch of boring rock songs to not appease the audience.

Sleeping Hogs – A gang of Chinese pigs try to take over the Triad organization of Hong Kong.

My Little Kony – Kony and his men force everypony in Equestria to become child soldiers.

Assassin’s Greed – You play as an assassin that doesn’t care about society and wants to earn money all day.

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The World Ends Vith You – “The Game” Now takes place in a European Country.

The LOZ: Ocarina of Lime – Use your newfound instrument to… Um…

Heath Note – Write a name in this notebook and the person will receive a candy bar.

Allright, all of these were lame.

Geth Note – Hey, Mass Effect and Death Note combined….

Call Of Doody – Because I had to.

Fatman: He is the scourge of the underworld, an obese vigilante in a cape & cowl, he is… Fatman!

Firefry: Firefly with an Asian cast.

Set in the City: Random city-dweller’s day-to-day lives.

Donkey Dong Country: Oh god, why did I think of this?

Gundam STEED: Riding giant horse-shaped robots around and fighting stuff! Hell yes!

Super Slash Bros: Play as your favorite slashers, such as Jason, Feddy, Jack the Ripper, and more.

Doctor Ho: About a time traveling scientist who sleeps with various beings she encounters.

Dissworld: A compilation of fantasy insults.

Fallout: Jew Vegas
Investing caps in small businesses: the game.
Orcs Must Pie
A cooking sim for Orcs.
Ape of Empires
Self explanatory.
War of the Hoses
It’s like a medeival war, but giant fire hoses instead of trebuchets.

Q for Vendetta:

The heartwarming and tragic story of a man’s struggle to overcome his crippling spelling disorders.

Schindler’s Fist:
Schindler’s back… with a vengeance.

This is fun.

Super Feat Boy

A game starring a daredevil who will do the most crazy stunts, called “feats” in order to pay off his girlfriend’s ransom.(She has been kidnapped before the events of the game.)

Meme Fortress 2

Play as one of 9 memes, all with different ways to kill each other. I…. don’t know which ones to choose…. Maybe Nyan Cat can be scout?

Kingdom Farts

Just because.

The Faily Show:

and some video games:
Teal Fortress – Both sides are colored Blu. Friendly fire is turned on. Enjoy the game.
Team Fortrees – Multiplayer tree planting action. Alternate play modes include watering trees, fertilizing trees, hugging trees, and slaughtering lumberjacks in their sleep.
Laft 4 Dead – l0l u diez l0l00l0l0l
Luft 4 Dead – politicians compete to give better speeches about a recently departed public figure whom none of them truly cared much for.
Super Mario Panty – Mario experiments with alternative expressions of gender identity while hiding from Peach who is trying to get her clothes back.
Sonic the Hedgehug – Sonic tries to give a friendly hug to every creature in the woods, but they keep running away from getting fatally stuck through by his spines. Fortunately, Sonic is a fast runner.
Tecmo Bawl – A cartoonish simulation of football players whining to the refs, about the refs, about the condition of the field, about the crowd noise, and about everything other than their own shoddy play.
NES Pray Action Football – A competing football game known for its playbook which has one play: the Hail Mary.

and perhaps the easiest movie to make fun of:
Hobocop – A robot bum fights crime
Robocod – A robot fish fights crime
Romocop – A robot SF Giants reliever photobombs his teammates. And fights crime.
Robocon – A robot crook causes crime.
Robocow – A robot cow fights crime.
Mobocop – A robot IT guy diagnoses failing motherboards. And fights crime.
Robocap – A magic hat turns people into robots. Who fight crime.
Robomop – A robot fights crime with a mop.
Robacop – A robot pickpockets policemen.
Ribocop – A robot FDA inspector ensures foods have the stated level of vitamin B2.
Rojocop – A robot cop fights crime in Mexico.
Rolocop – A robot pack of Rolos candies… yeah, these are starting to get weak.

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[Editorial note: there’s no Super in Mario Party but it’s too late to edit my last post.]

And at the movies, we may see:
The Princess Bribe – Westly gives Prince Humperdink a small sack of gold to give him Buttercup and forget about everything.
The Third Ban – A forum admin travels to post-war Austria to stop a ban-evading Orson Wells, permanently.
Triumph of the Bill – A promotional video for Windows 8.
Top Bun – A hot-shot Cinnabon chef is given the opportunity to serve cinnamon buns to Air Force personnel on leave.
Highsander – A man learns that he is immortal and can only be killed by having his face rubbed off with sandpaper.
The Breakfast Clue – Six high school students are held for detention. When one of them is murdered, the others have to determine who is the killer while reciting snappy one-liners and old jokes from Murder By Death.
Rad Dawn – Teenagers discover that the communist invasion is more bitchin’ awesome than they expected.

Skeletor-sm

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