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Ho ho ho
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American Tanker, Hell on Tracks
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We're not even close to Thanksgiving yet and there's already a Christmas thread?
(facepalm)
American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:
We're not even close to Thanksgiving yet and there's already a Christmas thread?
(facepalm)
You better not cry
MDFification wrote:
You better not cry
You better not cry!
I was at the mall on Saturday, and I saw this:
IT'S HE'S COMING PEOPLE, SO STOP POUTING
American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:
We're not even close to Thanksgiving yet and there's already a Christmas thread?
(facepalm)
I F****NG HATE F*****G EARLY CHRISTMAS
le
You better not pout. I'm telling you why.
Santa Claus is coming…
Click here to show this post.
HAHAHAHAHAH COMING LOLOL OL ELEL LEL ecks dee
>Prepares anus
I want one Santa
American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:
We're not even close to Thanksgiving yet and there's already a Christmas thread?
(facepalm)
>Implying EVERYONE celebrates thanksgiving.
American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:
We're not even close to Thanksgiving yet and there's already a Christmas thread?
(facepalm)
Thanksgiving is a US Holiday. A large portion of KYM is Canadian and European, with some Asian and South American/Mexican users.
American Tanker, Hell on Tracks
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Cale wrote:
Thanksgiving is a US Holiday. A large portion of KYM is Canadian and European, with some Asian and South American/Mexican users.
Point is that it's still what, two months out?
Can't we show a little patience here?
Cale wrote:
Thanksgiving is a US Holiday. A large portion of KYM is Canadian and European, with some Asian and South American/Mexican users.
I'm American… I feel unwanted now…
American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:
Point is that it's still what, two months out?
Can't we show a little patience here?
That's still expectant of American norm. I've East Mexican families who spend all year planning their Cinco de Mayo and Dia de Los Muertos, for example. Patience would be subject to the peoples in question.
American Tanker, Hell on Tracks
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Cale wrote:
That's still expectant of American norm. I've East Mexican families who spend all year planning their Cinco de Mayo and Dia de Los Muertos, for example. Patience would be subject to the peoples in question.
Anyone who prepares for an entire year for a single holiday is doing something wrong with their lives.
Papa Coolface
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>Christmas thread
>Early November
American Tanker, Hell on Tracks
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Papa Coolface wrote:
>Christmas thread
>Early November
Again, that's exactly what I'm thinking.
Papa Coolface wrote:
>Christmas thread
>Early November
I was going to say exactly this.
Anyway, what Twilitlord said seems likely.
The quoted post has been deleted.
Voltage is nowhere to be found
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Cite
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Papa Coolface wrote:
>Christmas thread
>Early November
I like how Nair said the exact same thing and everyone complained, but because someone who wasn't Nair said it everybody praises him.
These fucking forums sometimes.
@cite
It's probably because 1) the George costanza face and the < makes it seem more like a joke. Something that Nair doesn't do 2) Coolface is never too aggressive or anything.
Still I agree that it doesn't really deserve a thumbs down.
Mexx Android
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Captain Douglas J Falcon
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Lolrus wrote:
Santa Claus is coming…
to town!
MDFification wrote:
You better not shout
Isn't the first line "You'd better watch out"?
THIS THREAD IS RUINED U GAIS
General Grievous
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Slowpoke…
(We set up our decors on October.)
>12 years later
>Still waiting for Red Ryder BB gun
>Mfw
GIANTDAD
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FudgeGruck wrote:
>12 years later
>Still waiting for Red Ryder BB gun
>Mfw
You'll shoot your eye out.
So, someone said I should finish 10 things before the end of the year. I freakin' deliver.
Here's the first one. I recommend you watch this with your volume up to max and at fullscreen with your eyes glued to the monitor, although every medical professional ever wants you to do the exact opposite for some silly reason.
Please note: NeonWabbit is not liable for any sight and hearing injuries (including seizures and death) that occur from this short video. By watching, you agree to be a jolly fellow.
OK guys, I haven't been too active lately but Christmas is my ho, and it is NOT too early, so why don't you LOOK AT ALL MY FUCKS
IT’SHE’S COMING PEOPLE, SO STOP POUTING
Listen and understand. Santa Claus is out there. He knows if you've been naughty. He knows if you've been nice. He doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear, and he absolutely will not stop until you have presents.
In a coincidence, I was looking for Christmas-themed games earlier today to make a Christmas fun pack for my friends. Here are links:
Windows games
- Elf Bowling – The classic Christmas game. Turn off Javascript in your default browser before playing it because some buttons link back to the developer's site and it looks like the site was compromised.
- Hyper Princess Pitch – Machine-gun through Santa's workshop like Smash TV.
- Merry Gear Solid – A stealth game with lots of humour.
- Merry Gear Solid 2 – A sequel with more of the same.
Flash games
- Albinoblacksheep Snowglobe – A fun little winter-themed toy.
- Bomber Santa – Fast-paced action with a loose Christmas theme.
- Friday the 24th – It's the night before Christmas and STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB. Mindless elf massacre game.
- Holiday Putt – A good mini-golf game with minimal Christmas dressing.
- Humbuggered – Use the arrow keys to keep holiday cheer away from Scrooge.
- Jingle Balls – Throw snowballs at Christmas shoppers.
- Late For Christmas – Santa slept in and his reindeer are hung over.
- Merry Schmess Frenzy – Avoid the reindeer while delivering "magic" down chimneys.
- New-Year Mole – A young woman dressed as Santa lets children have parts of her costume, but the kids are greedy little perverts. Not safe for work.
- Poltergifts – Fight off waves of deadly Christmas presents.
- Rocket Santa – A Christmas-themed knockoff of Hedgehog Launch.
- Rudolf's Revenge – Kick Santa into the sky.
- Santa's Odyssey – Activate objects in the house to deliver presents to the tree.
- Santa's Slay – Deliver presents while killing soldiers from competing toy companies.
- Serious Santa – Run and gun with Abuse-style controls and destructible terrain.
- Sled Shredding – A Canabalt clone.
- Sober Santa 2 – See how much Christmas cheer Santa can hold.
- Super Santa Kicker – A Christmas-themed physics game.
- Xmas Breast Behaviour – You play a secretary who got drunk at the office Christmas party and xeroxes her boobs until getting fired. NSFW in more ways than one.
- Zombie Hooker XXXmas – Zombies, a hooker, and Christmas. Three things that always go together. This one's not safe for work, obviously.
Et cetera
- I Am Santa Claus by Bob Rivers and Twisted Radio, to the tune of Black Sabbath's Iron Man. Listen to the lyrics, they're great.
If someone knows of a good piece of freeware that should be on this list, mention it.
OmniXVII
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Santa isn't real guys.
OmniXVII wrote:
Santa isn't real guys.
Why…
Why would you lie to us like that?
OmniXVII wrote:
Santa isn't real guys.
"A better job" my ass, mall Santas make so much money during the holiday season