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today I downed 20oz of german chocolate cake flavored coffee from the coffee room from our new k-cup coffee machine:

30 minutes later I remembered that yesterday was wingsday at "the pint", 3 dollars a pound, and I ended up having 4 pounds of wings, plus some deep fried pickles…mmmm…

I pinched the hardest toughest loaf of ALL time, and it had some interesting looking white specks on it, no idea where that came from

didn't even need to wipe

how was your guys' shits today?

Why is that you have the most disgusting shit when the toilet decides to plug? The other day, the toilet was stealth plugged, that is, its plugged but it looks perfectly fine. Anyways, I ended up with a toilet that looked like a mug of hot cocoa with little chocolate marshmallows. Fuck my life.

This thread is shit.

I hate the kind of shit where it breaks off at the end, so it's beyond the ability of your anal sphincter to push it out so you're left with this chunk of poop stuck to your ass. If it's barely hanging, you can wiggle your ass around to make it drop off. If not, get the toilet paper out, it's gonna be a long night.

Bad thread is bad.

>looks at downvotes

two people can't stand this shit

well here's some food for thought

Threadjack

So, who has any interesting pee stories?

After all, we all know pee is better than poop.

that's debatable, but your statements holds some water

speaking of holding water, this other day I saw this girl in a tub, she aptly named herself tubgirl

also, here is a google image search of people who recently enjoyed some cocoa bean infused treats

When ever anyone would have a fart that sounds wet, my uncle would yell check your pants. I am not sure if his knowledge really helped anyone out yet.

To the people that came to this thread and downvoted the stories, let me ask you something. Who is the bigger idiot? the guy telling a poo story, or the guy who saw the title "we discuss poop, poop stories" entered anyways, and was shocked to find out this was about poop?

DAc. that is quite the solid statement, I like it
but I think more people need to take a shit on this thread
why can't we all peacefully share stories of our bowel movements?
none of you are above anyone else, so don't act like your shit don't stink

yall need to let both of your cheeks go loose so the stick will drop out

I am pretty proud that I don't actually have to put effort into making a decent thread, I can see how this pisses off other people, and this fills me with glee and shit

What a coincidence, I just pooped a minute ago.

>Have to poop
>Probably last night's dinner
>Didn't digest too well
>Turns out it didn't digest at all
>On toilet
>Trying to poop
>Quite the exercise
>Work up a sweat
>Pass out
>Oh God
>Violating myself from both ends of my body
>Sweat profusely
>Palms are sweaty
>Knees weak
>Arms heavy
>Vomit on sweater already
>Mom's spaghetti

This thing happens when your poop is hard enough, dropped from more than 30cm high, and directly hit the water without sliding through the closet side… (I often experience this when pooping)

Man, I loved this book as a kid. :)

I pass a "spiritual movement" every time I eat a bran muffin.

I sell poop and poop acessories.

Do a barrel SHIT!

last night I pulled a Bad Luck Brian

I introduced myself to a random girl

and then I shit

Ain't that some shit.

HOLY SHIT THIS IS REAL

Do you even shit

of course I even shit

You're all terrible.

Well this is one of the stranger threads I've seen here.

why isn't this thread turning into a shitstorm?

and what does this picture have to do with a shitstorm? HOW? WTF

Have I ever told you guys that whenever I encounter something like a Sloganizer, I always enter "poop" as the first word?

That must've been a ………Great slogan

Hello there citizens of the world, we would like to introduce you our new poop-cake store!
Prepare your eyes, cuz' this is the best thing you'll ever see!!

Take a look at our menu:

Poop cake with tissues and flies! Only 500$!

Birthday poop cakes, perfect for your friends' birthdays! Only 700$!

And last but not least…
The chocolate-poop-cake! Only f*cking 9001$!

And if you think you can find better deals than these, you can kiss our asses!
It's our belief you are such stupid motherfuckers, we'll have 100 customers every half a second!

How do we make our poop-cakes?
Simple! Our workers take a huge sh*t on the floor, we put the poops all together, and voila!
A perfectly-made poop-cake!
Buy it now or we'll go to your house and f*ck your family!
So buy it NOW!!

Be careful where you poop. Where there's smoke, they pinch back!