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SCP-914: The Clockworks

Last posted Nov 09, 2012 at 02:29PM EST. Added Nov 08, 2012 at 08:33PM EST
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This Page Will Help!

So basically, we put stuff in it and see what’s going to come out, but on a Certain Setting.
Here are the Settings:

Rough – Often dismantles and destroys the item
Coarse – Dismantles item into more refined parts
1:1 – Develops an item of similar worth. It should be noted that this does not always mean similar in value or volume, but rather use or function.
Fine – A slightly better version of the item, though often slightly anomalous.
Very Fine – Produces a strange, often heavily anomalous version of the item inserted. Some items can be deadly, some more useful than their counterparts. Should be used with extreme caution.

Input: A Frying Pan and a Picture of a BLU Demopan
Setting: Fine
Output: A Blue Stout Shako

Last edited Nov 08, 2012 at 08:34PM EST
Nov 08, 2012 at 08:33PM EST

Input: Dildo
Setting: Very Fine
Output: Battering Ram

Sorry for some reason I been having that idea in my head for the longest time ever sense I heard of SCP-914.

Last edited Nov 08, 2012 at 09:13PM EST
Nov 08, 2012 at 09:12PM EST

Input: Amanda B.
Setting: Very Fine
Output: 540,216 cats

Input: HolyCrapItsBob
Setting: Rough
Output: A game, which everyone consistently loses.

Last edited Nov 08, 2012 at 09:16PM EST
Nov 08, 2012 at 09:16PM EST

Input: Bacon
Setting: Very Fine
Output: An unknown substance that causes eternal happiness when eaten.

So in other words, more bacon.

Nov 08, 2012 at 11:41PM EST

Input: Fucks I give.
Setting: 1:1
Output: Nothing.

Nov 08, 2012 at 11:59PM EST

input: retainers
Setting: very fine

Nov 09, 2012 at 12:03PM EST

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