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Help the Homeless Hairless Hobo Soldier

Last posted Jan 04, 2013 at 11:18PM EST. Added Nov 22, 2012 at 09:31PM EST
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HHH Soldier needs a forever home

What to do first?
get a job
*beg to Merasmus
*another option? = make your own
(Best idea gets the cookie
worst gets a gibus)

Nov 22, 2012 at 09:31PM EST
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Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

>Check out that toolbox


There you go

“The soldier opened the toolbox, he found three objects: A beer, a wrench and a stout shako”*

“Demoman and bombonomicon are leaving! who knows where they will fly to!”*
We got 3 objects and demo is leaving, what now?
beg to Merasmus
*
Another option? = Make your own!

Nov 22, 2012 at 10:26PM EST
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>Be Demopan
>Switch that Stout Shako into Two Refined using you’re trade Powers

Nov 22, 2012 at 10:54PM EST
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Wait a second. How does HHH Soldier have facial hair if he is homeless? Unless you say all homeless people have beards.

Otherwise,
>drink beer

Nov 22, 2012 at 11:46PM EST
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Greninja wrote:

>Be Demopan
>Switch that Stout Shako into Two Refined using you’re trade Powers

“Homeless Hairless Hobo Soldier tried to switch classes..Too bad he was playing in Highlander mode. Despite this, he tried to use his hidden trade powers..”

The smell of trading and stout shako…REAL Demopan is here!
Now what?
Beg to Merasmus
*
Another option? = Make your own!

(Since all the answers were good, nobody gets a gibus)

Nov 23, 2012 at 04:32AM EST
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Your cookie image does not show up for me, I get a placeholder image from the host instead. Might be because I’m not in America

Anyway…

>Sell the Stout Shako but haggle him a bit, try and get one extra scrap

Nov 23, 2012 at 04:41AM EST
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>steal everything from him and run away before he strangles you

Nov 23, 2012 at 05:57AM EST

Double wrote:

“Homeless Hairless Hobo Soldier tried to switch classes..Too bad he was playing in Highlander mode. Despite this, he tried to use his hidden trade powers..”

The smell of trading and stout shako…REAL Demopan is here!
Now what?
Beg to Merasmus
*
Another option? = Make your own!

(Since all the answers were good, nobody gets a gibus)

>Ask for 2 refined

Nov 23, 2012 at 06:53AM EST
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Cookies for Douglas and Blue Screen

HHH Soldier traded with Demopan. His stout shako for Demo’ refined metal”

“Can I eat this refined metal?” the soldier said to himself
Hungry and Homeless, the soldier asks:
I got a beer, a wrench and two refined metal. Now what?"
Beg to Merasmus
*
Err..craft something?
**Another option? Make your own!

Last edited Nov 23, 2012 at 08:31AM EST
Nov 23, 2012 at 08:31AM EST
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>Look behind you.
>See Engie looking worried.
>Ask if he lost something.
>If Wrench, suggest a trade.

Nov 23, 2012 at 09:05AM EST
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RandomMan wrote:

>Look behind you.
>See Engie looking worried.
>Ask if he lost something.
>If Wrench, suggest a trade.


Here! Have a cookie!

“I’ve lost my wrench and my sentry is gone!”
“You better check what I found!”

“Demopan flies, demoman flies, bombocrap flies, even Merasmus flies…Ahem, gentlemen! We CAN’T give this wrench for free don’t you think?

Beg to Merasmus *(FOOLS, YOU WILL EVENTUALLY CHOOSE THIS OPTION! IT WILL BE YOUR DOOM!)
Trade the wrench for engie’ hat
Another option? = Make your own!

Last edited Nov 23, 2012 at 01:53PM EST
Nov 23, 2012 at 01:53PM EST
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>Trade wrench for hat.

Nov 23, 2012 at 03:51PM EST

>If the trade is goes well, you must share a kiss as gratitude for a successful exchange.

Nov 23, 2012 at 04:13PM EST

Mexx Android wrote:

>If the trade is goes well, you must share a kiss as gratitude for a successful exchange.

Nov 23, 2012 at 04:28PM EST

Mexx Android wrote:

>If the trade is goes well, you must share a kiss as gratitude for a successful exchange.

Heres your gibus, I hope you enjoy it

Nov 23, 2012 at 05:13PM EST
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Double wrote:

Heres your gibus, I hope you enjoy it

Good enough.

Nov 23, 2012 at 05:15PM EST

>Give Wrench to Engineer in exchange for a place to stay for a while.

After all, without his wrench, the Engi’s life-work is done for.

Nov 23, 2012 at 06:25PM EST
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Catch up to that Demopan! He’s BLU! You must kill him!

Nov 23, 2012 at 06:29PM EST


Tanker, Blue Screen…you will have to share the same cookie

HHH Soldier almost got a “H” of hatless but luckily he traded a wrench for Engie Hat"
“With the two refined metal and the beer inside the toolbox, soldier found a Red Heavy…”


“Pardon me soldier” This Heavy says. “Im afraid you are in my way!”

Alright maggots, almost every heavy looks like a retard but this one…errr
*Beg to Merasmus
*Ignore that moron
*Another option? = Make your..bla bla bla…you get the idea…

Nov 23, 2012 at 06:36PM EST
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>Just beg to Merasmus already

Nov 23, 2012 at 09:12PM EST

MDFification wrote:

>Just beg to Merasmus already


DO IT FOOLS!I DARE YOU!

(Little tip here: You may want to rethink your choices and look closely at the picture. Keep in mind that we are trying to get a home for soldier, not hats, or even more cookies…)

Last edited Nov 23, 2012 at 10:54PM EST
Nov 23, 2012 at 10:52PM EST
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Double wrote:


DO IT FOOLS!I DARE YOU!

(Little tip here: You may want to rethink your choices and look closely at the picture. Keep in mind that we are trying to get a home for soldier, not hats, or even more cookies…)

Isn’t merasmus dead?

Last edited Nov 23, 2012 at 10:53PM EST
Nov 23, 2012 at 10:53PM EST
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Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

Isn’t merasmus dead?

err…A wizard did it- wait… facepalm
Let’s just say this is non-cannon

Nov 23, 2012 at 10:55PM EST
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>See if he’s willing to trade anything for 2 refined.

Nov 23, 2012 at 10:56PM EST

American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:

>See if he’s willing to trade anything for 2 refined.

The Big chief should go for that.
EDIT: WATCH OUT THAT HEAVY IS A SPY

>break bottle over heavy’s head

Last edited Nov 23, 2012 at 11:03PM EST
Nov 23, 2012 at 10:57PM EST
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Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

The Big chief should go for that.
EDIT: WATCH OUT THAT HEAVY IS A SPY

>break bottle over heavy’s head


From now on, you better look closely at every picture lads!
Back to HHH Soldier

“You are not Heavy!” The soldier cried
“Of course not!” said the spy

“Soldier, can you take care of him? Too busy with these blueprints.”
Engineers are useless..back to business, as you can guess I got a black belt in hippie beating and drunken fighting…or maybe just the first one…Just bloody help me!

Fighting Spy:
*Beg to Merasmus
*Drop your pants and run
*Another option? = Make your own! (50% chance to get a unusual cookie)

Last edited Nov 23, 2012 at 11:46PM EST
Nov 23, 2012 at 11:40PM EST
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> Pray to merasmus, for him to kill the spy with his magic.
OR:
>Finally notice that guy in the waterfall and ask him for help

Last edited Nov 23, 2012 at 11:57PM EST
Nov 23, 2012 at 11:53PM EST
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>Attack with bottle.

Nov 24, 2012 at 12:04AM EST

CocoaCannon wrote:

>Soldier, use quick attack!


You got an unusual Soldier Cookie! Congratulations!

“You sneaky bastard!” the soldier said!
And his first hit the Spy’ head!

The engie cheers but this is just the beginning! Little time the spy has to recover! What should I?

*Beg to Merasmus
*Make your own option…

Nov 24, 2012 at 12:49AM EST
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>Commence total beatdown.

Nov 24, 2012 at 12:56AM EST

>Steal his hood.

Nov 24, 2012 at 01:23AM EST

engage flashback

DO UNTO HIM WHAT HE HAS DONE TO YOU!!!

Last edited Nov 24, 2012 at 02:29AM EST
Nov 24, 2012 at 02:25AM EST
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American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:

>Commence total beatdown.


Im running out of cookies

THE SPY IS RUNNING AWAY

“Dont let him get away soldier! He will try to sap my sentry!”

The Spy is running away, soldier must:

*Beg to Merasmus
*Throw something? like…his hat
*Another option, make your own mate!

Last edited Nov 24, 2012 at 11:14AM EST
Nov 24, 2012 at 11:13AM EST
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GIBUS! GIBUS! GIBUS FOR YOU CAP! AND GIBUS FOR YOU CREEPER! THIS PLEASES MERASMUS! A LOT!

Here’s your cookie Karkat

The soldier threw the sentry at the spy, poor guy ended like a splattered pie!"

After a handshake, the Engie said: “I heard you dont have place to stay”

*F*ck you Merasmus! I’m getting a new roommate haha! But wait…Do I have something to do before I go with Engie?*

*Beg to Merasmus
*Nothing else to do there
*Make your own choice!

Little help from Bombinomicon here! Check the White Spot! and that’s it…Oh and Engie will die unless you make the correct choice!

Last edited Nov 24, 2012 at 03:11PM EST
Nov 24, 2012 at 03:09PM EST
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