After a long day of school/work/gaming/blogging/fapping, it’s time for a good days worth of rest.
What gets you all relaxed and ready to dream about boning that girl that you sit right next to you in class but never once you two made eye contact with? Do you drink warm milk, put on skin breathing tights, or maybe a huge ass winter coat because your family can’t afford heat?
Maybe you have to eat ALL the chocolate in the candy jar before you can count sheep or finish looking at cats on youtube.
For me, I love wearing PJs, but they’re not the best for rolling around in. So, I always go with the t-shirt and boxer combo. Sometimes I like to eat before I sleep, usually that consist of a full banquet of shit I found in the freezer and cabinets. I also got to make sure EVERY FUCKING LIGHT IS OFF. I mean, my Alien Ware glows and stuff, but I can tolerate it enough that I can let it slide. But, my plug in fan has this bright ass orange light which can get on my fucking nerves, if I’m insomniac that night, and I have to put clothing on it so the light wont shine in my eyes. Also, I have to have a pet to sleep with me. I slept with my dogs for so many years that I need something warm and pressed up against my back. Can’t sleep unless my room is colder than it is outside, I get night sweats…
Strangely, I can fall asleep on the couch faster and easier than in my bed. Though, my bed is ten times more comfortable. But, I think that’s because the living room is a tad colder than my small room filled with electronics. Plus, gigantic tv plus boring nature channel is like sleeping pills and liquor for me. My room lacks a plugged in tv.