Forums / Fun! / Riff-Raff

306,766 total conversations in 8,857 threads

+ New Thread


Awwww shit lets be santa

Last posted Dec 03, 2012 at 03:47PM EST. Added Dec 01, 2012 at 01:39PM EST
37 posts from 28 users

Yo I’m santa claus here to spread his merry joy throught the land with his shitty gifts. Tell me little children what do you want for chirstmas? I promise I wont shit in your stockings like the last time. Now just let me get ready right here…

Dec 01, 2012 at 01:39PM EST

I want you to shit in my stockings.

Dec 01, 2012 at 01:44PM EST
Quote

@randoman you have weird tastes

@Lolrus You’re just as bad as randoman

@Ann Hiro You have a goose for me to punch?

Dec 01, 2012 at 02:55PM EST

I want a dead santa for Christmas. That’s why I put a trip-wire shotgun in the chimney.

Dec 01, 2012 at 03:28PM EST
Quote

I want to hear the Catfish speak.

Make her/them/it/whatever. The sprite should not be silent while we’re observing.

Last edited Dec 01, 2012 at 03:49PM EST
Dec 01, 2012 at 03:49PM EST
Quote

Your beard, and not a fake one you wear. I want you to make me grow a real one.

Dec 01, 2012 at 06:01PM EST
Quote

RandomMan wrote:

I want you to shit in my stockings.

Last edited Dec 01, 2012 at 06:10PM EST
Dec 01, 2012 at 06:08PM EST
Quote

@Starrfish
find your own damn hat

@Falcon
i didn’t think i needed to be

@mega
I’ll go to the mall and get the fucker with kids on his lap. Pedophile

@lolgineer
well i guess youre not gettin jack

@TARDISES

@Derpson
and i promise i wont have the slave elf working on it half ass it.

@god
how would that even work bro

Dec 01, 2012 at 08:55PM EST

@Zar
then get in my bag and lets take off to a magical land filled with rape joy and slavery excitement.

Dec 01, 2012 at 09:23PM EST

I want bitches and hoes.

Dec 01, 2012 at 09:25PM EST

It’s a simple task…something you are able to do annually, delivery something precious to every house on Earth with in one night.
I want you to delivery a special gift to send out to the world. Something to break national barriers. Something to finally bring peace to this planet once more.
Under every stocking and under every tree.
It will be..
Complete Global Saturation….

Dec 01, 2012 at 10:54PM EST
Quote

Ric Tesla wrote:

It’s a simple task…something you are able to do annually, delivery something precious to every house on Earth with in one night.
I want you to delivery a special gift to send out to the world. Something to break national barriers. Something to finally bring peace to this planet once more.
Under every stocking and under every tree.
It will be..
Complete Global Saturation….

Complete Global Saturation.

Dec 01, 2012 at 11:01PM EST
Quote

@Mexx
youre too young. come back in about two years

@mrmorningwood
then come get me

Dec 02, 2012 at 02:19AM EST

GIANTDAD wrote:

@Starrfish
find your own damn hat

@Falcon
i didn’t think i needed to be

@mega
I’ll go to the mall and get the fucker with kids on his lap. Pedophile

@lolgineer
well i guess youre not gettin jack

@TARDISES

@Derpson
and i promise i wont have the slave elf working on it half ass it.

@god
how would that even work bro


Too bad, I’m taking it anyway.

Dec 02, 2012 at 05:41AM EST
Quote

All I want for Christmas are my two fr- I want a new stereo system for my computer.

Dec 02, 2012 at 06:45AM EST
Quote

@Ric Tesla
GLOBAL PEACE DOES NOT EXIST. IT’S ALL IN YOUR MIND.

@starrfish
gIVE ME tHAT BACK YOU LITTLE SHIT

Dec 02, 2012 at 03:23PM EST

Dear Santa,
Please don’t break into my house in the middle of the night and leave shit under the plant or whatever.
Sincerely, Cirno.

Dec 02, 2012 at 03:51PM EST
Quote

gnolex wrote:

Did someone say Satan Claus?

LMAO I just changed my profile pic to that right before coming into this thread

Dec 02, 2012 at 04:14PM EST
Quote

@to all the santa imposters

Dec 02, 2012 at 10:25PM EST

A rainbow plated dildo made out of diamonds.

Dec 03, 2012 at 01:58AM EST

@Ivan
bring me to your mother. we shall make one together

@Nikolaki
nigga you crayz i cant afford that

@profcheese
go to the shipping thread. many hot yaois lie there

Dec 03, 2012 at 03:47PM EST
Skeletor-sm

This thread is closed to new posts.

Old threads normally auto-close after 30 days of inactivity.

Why don't you start a new thread instead?

Howdy! You must login or signup first!