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Yo I'm santa claus here to spread his merry joy throught the land with his shitty gifts. Tell me little children what do you want for chirstmas? I promise I wont shit in your stockings like the last time. Now just let me get ready right here…

I want you to shit in my stockings.

More shitty gifts.

I want you to punch a goose.

@randoman you have weird tastes

@Lolrus You're just as bad as randoman

@Ann Hiro You have a goose for me to punch?

GIVE ME YOUR HAT

>Implying you're not Santa Christ

Santa, can I have a tied up Santa for Christmas?

I want a dead santa for Christmas. That's why I put a trip-wire shotgun in the chimney.

I want to hear the Catfish speak.

Make her/them/it/whatever. The sprite should not be silent while we're observing.

A Santa voodoo doll, I promise I won't stab it!

Your beard, and not a fake one you wear. I want you to make me grow a real one.

As you wish, RM.

@Starrfish
find your own damn hat

@Falcon
i didn't think i needed to be

@mega
I'll go to the mall and get the fucker with kids on his lap. Pedophile

@lolgineer
well i guess youre not gettin jack

@TARDISES

@Derpson
and i promise i wont have the slave elf working on it half ass it.

@god
how would that even work bro

I want to be your helper for Christmas, Santa.

@Zar
then get in my bag and lets take off to a magical land filled with rape joy and slavery excitement.

I want bitches and hoes.

You know what I want?

It's a simple task…something you are able to do annually, delivery something precious to every house on Earth with in one night.
I want you to delivery a special gift to send out to the world. Something to break national barriers. Something to finally bring peace to this planet once more.
Under every stocking and under every tree.
It will be..
Complete Global Saturation….

Complete Global Saturation.

@Mexx
youre too young. come back in about two years

@mrmorningwood
then come get me

Too bad, I'm taking it anyway.

All I want for Christmas are my two fr- I want a new stereo system for my computer.

Ho ho ho, lesser santas.

Ho Ho Ho

Did someone say Satan Claus?

@Ric Tesla
GLOBAL PEACE DOES NOT EXIST. IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND.

@starrfish
gIVE ME tHAT BACK YOU LITTLE SHIT

Dear Santa,
Please don't break into my house in the middle of the night and leave shit under the plant or whatever.
Sincerely, Cirno.

LMAO I just changed my profile pic to that right before coming into this thread

@to all the santa imposters

I want a little brother.

A rainbow plated dildo made out of diamonds.

i want hot yaois for christmas

@Ivan
bring me to your mother. we shall make one together

@Nikolaki
nigga you crayz i cant afford that

@profcheese
go to the shipping thread. many hot yaois lie there