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Unfortunately Fortunately

Last posted Dec 11, 2012 at 11:37AM EST. Added Dec 04, 2012 at 01:39PM EST
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Okay so, this is kind of hard to explain…

Someone will start a scenario with “Unfortunately”. Something that is negative, you know like bad news about life, or something. And then you will counter it with “Fortunately”. Something that is positive and makes the negative seem better. But it has to relate to the post above you.

EX. (I’m terrible at examples…)
UNFORTUNATELY your dog died from aids
FORTUNATELY you have 5 more dogs
UNFORTUNATELY having more than 1 dog is now outlawed
FORTUNATELY you can have as many cats as you want!

Think of it as like one word story time or whatever. Just keep the fortunes going!

Original thread here~

Last edited Dec 04, 2012 at 01:44PM EST
Dec 04, 2012 at 01:39PM EST

Unfortunately all those cats kept breeding, until you are forced to leave your own home.
Fortunately you find a box.

Dec 04, 2012 at 01:41PM EST

UNFORTUNATELY, that box is empty
FORTUNATELY, there is another box next to it!

Dec 04, 2012 at 01:45PM EST

Unfortunately, the box contains over 500 spiders.
Fortunately, one bites you and you gain super spider powers.

Dec 04, 2012 at 01:45PM EST

UNFORTUNATELY, you get beat up all the time for being a super hero
FORTUNATELY, you get the the ladies~

Dec 04, 2012 at 01:47PM EST

Unfortunately they’re quite the “older” ladies
Fortunately They all have fine grand daughters

Dec 04, 2012 at 01:54PM EST

Unfortunately they’re all trannies
Fortunately they’ve got a shit ton of cash

Dec 04, 2012 at 01:57PM EST

Unfortunately for you guys I like trannies
Fortunately that I will be the one to have their attention when you have the money.

Dec 04, 2012 at 02:05PM EST

UNFORTUNATELY, we’re in Alaska where the trannies are scarce
FORTUNATELY, they’re serving ribs tonight

Dec 04, 2012 at 02:59PM EST

UNFORTUNATELY they’re your ribs
FORTUNATELY your insurance covers the new mecha ribs, complete with cupholders.

Last edited Dec 05, 2012 at 08:28AM EST
Dec 04, 2012 at 03:21PM EST

UNFORTUNATELY mecha ribs don’t exist with cupholders
FORTUNATELY they do exist with free wi-fi.

Dec 04, 2012 at 03:58PM EST

UNFORTUNATELY, the connection is slow and sucky.

FORTUNATELY, Youtube isn’t blocked.

Dec 04, 2012 at 04:22PM EST

UNFORTUNATELY fap mode didn’t last long
FORTUNATELY I found something constructive to do with my time.

Dec 04, 2012 at 04:55PM EST

FORTUNATELY you are instated as one of my Polgyonal All-stars.

Dec 04, 2012 at 05:34PM EST

UNFORTUNATELY you have no idea what a Polgyonal All-Star is.
FORTUNATELY you found a shiny nickel on the sidewalk you’re standing on

Dec 04, 2012 at 06:01PM EST

UNFORTUNATELY its so shiny that it blinds a nearby driver, causing him to crash into you
FORTUNATELY your mecha ribs took most of the damage

Dec 04, 2012 at 06:15PM EST

UNFORTUNATELY you need new mecha ribs
FORTUNATELY mecha ribs now come with cup holders.

Dec 04, 2012 at 06:18PM EST

UNFORTUNATELY the cup holders are too small for your regular mug
FORTUNATELY smaller mugs are on sale at wal-mart for half price!

Dec 04, 2012 at 06:24PM EST

UNFORTUNATELY you have no money to pay for the medical costs
FORTUNATELY you just bought a Powerball ticket.

Dec 04, 2012 at 06:25PM EST

UNFORTUNATELY you don’t have a bank account
FORTUNATELY your friend is a bank employee.

Dec 04, 2012 at 06:38PM EST

Unfortunately the bank went out of business.
Fortunately, you have a time machine.

Dec 04, 2012 at 06:50PM EST

Unfortunately, the time machine malfunctioned sending you to another dimension.
Fortunately, I’m no longer typing unfortunately and fortunately in all caps.

Dec 04, 2012 at 07:13PM EST

UNFORTUNATELY I fractured my wrist yesterday
FORTUNATELY I am here for that purpose you are talking about

Dec 04, 2012 at 07:16PM EST

Unfortunately, you forgot the purpose.
Fortunately, your in the 4th dimension.

Last edited Dec 04, 2012 at 07:18PM EST
Dec 04, 2012 at 07:18PM EST

Unfortunately, the 4th dimensional beings pick on you
Fortunately, you won’t survive long

Dec 04, 2012 at 07:40PM EST

UNFORTUNATELY the 4th dimension is the twilight zone
FORTUNATELY the 4th dimension is the twilight zone

Dec 04, 2012 at 07:43PM EST

UNFORTUNATELY, the 4th dimension doesn’t actually exist

Dec 04, 2012 at 07:53PM EST

Unfortunately, you’re right about the 4th dimension not existing.
Fortunately, there’s a 5th dimension which is actually the 4th dimension.

Dec 04, 2012 at 08:01PM EST

Unfortunately, this whole time you’ve been living in a 6th dimension.
Fortunately, this dimension has cookies.

Dec 04, 2012 at 08:09PM EST

Unfortunately the 7th dimension raided this dimension’s reserve cookie supply.
Fortunately we have Twinkies.

Dec 04, 2012 at 08:46PM EST

Unfortunately there is a Twinkies epidemic.

Dec 04, 2012 at 09:53PM EST

UNFORTUNATELY, you’ve just recently found out you have a brain tumor and it makes you think there’s nothing good in the world
FORTUNATELY, I do not have that brain tumor and I’m getting pizza tonight~

Dec 05, 2012 at 09:54AM EST

Unfortunately the pizza took longer than 30 minutes to get here
Fortunately the pizza is free……..because you knocked out the pizza boy and stole his uniform and moped

Dec 05, 2012 at 10:44AM EST

UNFORTUNATELY, the uniform doesn’t quite fit you and the moped can only go up to 15 mph
FORTUNATELY, you’re on your way to the mall

Dec 05, 2012 at 11:05AM EST

UNFORTUNATELY, you live in the middle of nowhere, and the nearest mall is hundreds of miles away. You run out of gas before you get there.
FORTUNATELY, you find yourself within walking distance of a seedy gas station.

Dec 05, 2012 at 11:22AM EST

UNFORTUNATELY, the gas station doesn’t have a change of clothes for you to buy
FORTUNATELY, the cashier is willing to have sex with you

Dec 05, 2012 at 11:37AM EST

UNFORTUNATELY, a car runs over the cashier.
FORTUNATELY, you didn’t care anyways.

Dec 05, 2012 at 11:43AM EST

Unfortunately, the cashier has an STD.
Fortunately, you don’t want to have sex with a gas station cashier.

Dec 05, 2012 at 11:46AM EST

Unfortunately, rape
Fortunately, you enjoy rape

Dec 05, 2012 at 11:49AM EST

Unfortunately, it’s not rape if you enjoy it

Fortunately, he puts a condom on

Dec 05, 2012 at 11:52AM EST

UNFORTUNATELY, the condom breaks

Dec 05, 2012 at 11:58AM EST

UNFORTUNATELY the removed fetus is possessed by demon and wants to kill you
FORTUNATELY you have holy brass knuckles to falcon punch the baby

Dec 05, 2012 at 01:55PM EST

UNFORTUNATELY, you left the brass knuckles at home today
FORTUNATELY, you have a shovel right next to you

Dec 05, 2012 at 02:01PM EST

Unfortunately, your a wimp and the shovel is too heavy for you to use as a weapon.
Fortunately, you found a loaded gun just lying on the ground.

Dec 05, 2012 at 05:30PM EST

Unfortunately, as you pick it up and fire, it explodes in your hand, burning you.
Fortunately, you have a bucket of cold water to apply to that burn.

Dec 05, 2012 at 06:27PM EST

Unfortunately, the explosion tipped-over the bucket, spilling all of the cold water on the ground.
Fortunately, there is an ice container just outside the door.

Dec 05, 2012 at 07:14PM EST

Unfortunately, there is no ice in the ice container.
Fortunately, it is also useful for containing a vengeful demon-possessed undead aborted fetus.

Dec 05, 2012 at 09:32PM EST

Unfortunately, the vengeful, possessed fetus could just escape.
Fortunately, we can just suffocate it with the a magical winter scarf.

Dec 05, 2012 at 09:45PM EST

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