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Everyone is John

Last posted Dec 18, 2012 at 02:34PM EST. Added Dec 16, 2012 at 09:18AM EST
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John is just your average guy living in Minneapolis, except for the days when voices invade his mind and control his actions. Today is one of those days.

The rules are simple, the first action posted is the action john takes next. This action can be anything, including things that are impossible (not that John will be able to complete them but he’ll try) so go nuts, but remember Johns fate is in your hands.

Dec 16, 2012 at 09:18AM EST

Hoovy The Great Hat Vendor wrote:

Turn people into cupcakes?

You wake up to another beautiful morning in Minneapolis. By which you mean 2pm. Never the less the sun is still shining and the birds are still singing so you supposed that statement is still partially true.

Hmmm, looks like your roommate Steve has already left for his creative writing class. By which you mean waste of money. Guess you’ll just have to fend for yourself this afternoon, but what to make. Oh, you know! you’ll make cupcakes, sweet, sweet, delicious cupcakes.

Lets see now, you have butter, baking soda, flower, milk, eggs… hmmmmm you feel like you still missing something… thats right, human flesh! Ooohhh and your all out too. You suppose you could use Steve but he’s still at school. What to do, what to do.

Dec 16, 2012 at 11:16AM EST

>being in minneapolis
>not going to First Ave.

Dec 16, 2012 at 11:43AM EST

Twilitlord wrote:

>Retrieve arms from chest

Welp, this is what OP gets for picking the name “John”

I will continue the reference.

>Do a Windy Thing

Dec 16, 2012 at 04:11PM EST

>Try to ignore the ongoing Homestuck references. We get it, guys.

>Go over to the living room and see what’s currently on TV to pass the time.

>Spoiler: It’s a Seinfeld rerun.

Last edited Dec 16, 2012 at 09:10PM EST
Dec 16, 2012 at 09:10PM EST

KI....D wrote:

>Flee city
>Live off of deer in the wilderness

(Chris didnt really post an action so much as a complaint soooooo)

God damn it. You cant believe this…this atrocity, this outrage. In what sort of world does a man not have a readily available supply of savory delicious human flesh? Not one you want to be part of that’s for sure.

That settles it, your going to go start your own world, with black, and hookers. You’ll go live in the woods, living off the land, and stray hikers, like man was supposed too! You start packing your thing immediately.

Last edited Dec 16, 2012 at 10:02PM EST
Dec 16, 2012 at 10:02PM EST

Arlon The Serene (Free Cake) wrote:

>I am become death.

>And death becomes me.

Dec 17, 2012 at 09:18AM EST

>make whatever like looks if ever did once happen
>disregard oxygen

Dec 18, 2012 at 11:21AM EST

>do a backflip

Dec 18, 2012 at 02:29PM EST

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