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Last posted Feb 10, 2013 at 05:30PM EST. Added Dec 19, 2012 at 03:36PM EST
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Fridge wrote:

I’m holding nothing.

Checkmate.

You don’t have to be holding anything, it just has to be touching something. If it’s touching nothing, that means all the air in your immediate vicinity has been put into orbit. Your always touching something.

My beard
is it flying up in orbit
far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
and there’s nothing I can do


Yes, I was stroking my beard like a supervillain. Now I have to go kick a dog to show how evil I am.

Last edited Dec 19, 2012 at 08:50PM EST

Touching my pussy.
…cat.

Wait, we don’t have a cat. HOW THE FUCK DID A CAT GET IN OUR HOUSE???
NOW IT’S IN FUCKING ORBIT THANKS TO YOU
.
IT TOOK MY POPTART COSTUME, TOO. FUCK.

Last edited Jan 04, 2013 at 09:06PM EST
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