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Left hand

Last posted Feb 10, 2013 at 05:30PM EST. Added Dec 19, 2012 at 03:36PM EST
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Whatever object you are currently touching with your left hand is now in orbit. How fucked are you, or how awesome is that?

Dec 19, 2012 at 03:36PM EST
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Fridge wrote:

I’m holding nothing.

Checkmate.

You don’t have to be holding anything, it just has to be touching something. If it’s touching nothing, that means all the air in your immediate vicinity has been put into orbit. Your always touching something.

Dec 19, 2012 at 03:45PM EST
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There goes my left leg along with me attached to it.

Dec 19, 2012 at 03:50PM EST
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This seems to be the object I use for everything….
I am also sitting in it.

Dec 19, 2012 at 04:01PM EST
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証明終わり wrote:

Luckily nothing, sad for you.

Not really, all the air near you is gone. Hope it gets displaced quickly.

Dec 19, 2012 at 04:17PM EST
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My mouse, since I’m left handed.

Now I have to go get a new mouse…

Dec 19, 2012 at 04:59PM EST
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Posting from orbit! Surprised I get internet up here. Also surprised that I could type this since I’m on Earth and my computer is in space.

Dec 19, 2012 at 07:21PM EST
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My beard
is it flying up in orbit
far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
and there’s nothing I can do


Yes, I was stroking my beard like a supervillain. Now I have to go kick a dog to show how evil I am.

Last edited Dec 19, 2012 at 08:50PM EST
Dec 19, 2012 at 08:50PM EST
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I’m kinda curios as to how my floor and nothing else from my room would be jettisoned into space. I guess it’ll be a long winter in here with no floor.

Dec 20, 2012 at 12:05AM EST
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WHY.
WHAT FOUL GODS HAVE MADE MY NOSE ITCH BEFORE I CLICKED THIS.
OH GODS.

Dec 20, 2012 at 12:09AM EST

Great, I was unconsciously touching the D while the page loaded.

I can’t help that I find your threads arousing.

Dec 20, 2012 at 01:39AM EST
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Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

there goes my dick.
don’t ask.

Wait a minute, I was touching my laptop with my left hand…
shit.

Last edited Dec 20, 2012 at 02:53AM EST
Dec 20, 2012 at 02:39AM EST
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There goes my mouse.

And it’s an expensive Logitech gaming mouse, too.

Thanks. /sarcasm

Dec 21, 2012 at 08:24PM EST

75w Fluro lightbulb.

Jan 01, 2013 at 04:22AM EST

My blanket.
:(

Jan 01, 2013 at 01:09PM EST

Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

Oh god I just lost my lower jaw

@Captain Douglas J Falcon
Wat i can’t upload that..

Last edited Jan 02, 2013 at 12:32PM EST
Jan 02, 2013 at 12:30PM EST
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All I need is a horse and I can become the Headless Horseman!

Last edited Jan 02, 2013 at 02:20PM EST
Jan 02, 2013 at 02:19PM EST
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I just lost the left side of my face.

FUCK.

Jan 02, 2013 at 02:27PM EST
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My right arm…
I had to type this with my tongue…

Jan 02, 2013 at 02:50PM EST
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Well, there goes my head.

Jan 03, 2013 at 01:58AM EST

My bottom lip… Guess I won’t be talking for a while.

Jan 03, 2013 at 11:37PM EST

Woop, there goes my gym shorts and boxers.

Does anyone else feel a breeze?

Jan 04, 2013 at 04:14PM EST
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Touching my pussy.
…cat.

Wait, we don’t have a cat. HOW THE FUCK DID A CAT GET IN OUR HOUSE???
NOW IT’S IN FUCKING ORBIT THANKS TO YOU
.
IT TOOK MY POPTART COSTUME, TOO. FUCK.

Last edited Jan 04, 2013 at 09:06PM EST
Jan 04, 2013 at 09:06PM EST
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