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You are forced to eat the last thing you held

Last posted Jan 25, 2013 at 11:36PM EST. Added Dec 23, 2012 at 10:36PM EST
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You must eat the last thing in your grasp.
what was it?
No dicks.

Last edited Dec 23, 2012 at 10:36PM EST
Dec 23, 2012 at 10:36PM EST
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…..gasoline for the snowblower
meh, can’t be worse than school lunch

Dec 23, 2012 at 11:19PM EST
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These threads always work out for me.

Dec 23, 2012 at 11:30PM EST
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>pick up chicken
>open thread

Dec 23, 2012 at 11:59PM EST

My beard! Or my entire chin? D:
I cannot imagine that being an easy task, considering this is the thing that holds my jaws, which I use to chew, together. Perhaps I could blend it… that’s over-thinking this. Brain, stahp.

Dec 24, 2012 at 01:05AM EST

A can of Mountain Dew
I don’t even like Mountain Dew that much :(

Dec 24, 2012 at 01:54AM EST
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HOW CAN I EAT AN ENTIRE VIDEOCASETTE RECORDER???

All I wanted was to transfer my 1994 christmas vids to dvd!

Dec 24, 2012 at 02:08AM EST

A chocolate chip cookie.

Dec 24, 2012 at 03:28AM EST

A cup of glass.

You sadistic bastard.

Dec 24, 2012 at 03:35AM EST

You know my chair is practically gone now…
It’s been used as a weapon, a tool of mass seduction, used for space flight, and now I have to eat it?

Dec 24, 2012 at 05:25AM EST
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My IPad.

Dec 24, 2012 at 11:52AM EST

Mmm, delicious air molecules.

Dec 24, 2012 at 03:43PM EST

Well this sucks:

Shouldn’t have tried to fix something earlier today.

Dec 25, 2012 at 12:06PM EST
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My left breast.

Dec 25, 2012 at 01:28PM EST

Iran wrote:

My left breast.

Glad I wasn’t the only one masturbating.

Dec 26, 2012 at 11:04AM EST
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The Time Machine by H.G. Wells.

Bottoms up.

Edit: It’s a good thing this isn’t the second to last thing you were holding, or I’d be eating my trench coat.

Last edited Dec 26, 2012 at 12:53PM EST
Dec 26, 2012 at 12:49PM EST
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How many of these threads have we had?

Dec 26, 2012 at 12:59PM EST

GIANTDAD wrote:

How many of these threads have we had?

Billions and Billions

Dec 26, 2012 at 01:24PM EST

Vlad wrote:

The Time Machine by H.G. Wells.

Bottoms up.

Edit: It’s a good thing this isn’t the second to last thing you were holding, or I’d be eating my trench coat.

Trench Coat?

H.G Wells!!??

Vlad!?

Dec 26, 2012 at 03:02PM EST
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量子 Meme wrote:

Trench Coat?

H.G Wells!!??

Vlad!?

Yes.

I am here.

It’s okay now.

Dec 26, 2012 at 07:07PM EST
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