I was gonna tell a gay joke, butt fuck it. I hate ’em anyways.
And that we’re on the topic of jokes, feel free to tell your own. But be warned. I won’t allow the following:
No gay jokes. You think they’re good, but they’re really a pain in the ass.
No handicapped jokes. I can’t stand those.
No 9/11. They’re just plane terrible.
No penis jokes. They’re usually too long.
No Nazi jokes. While they may be heilarious, most people will Nazi them coming, Anne Frankly, you should’t be surprised if they miss the joke.
No Mexican jokes. You might go over the border with those.
No black jokes. They just don’t work.
No lesbian jokes. You guys don’t have the balls to tell ‘em.
No vagina jokes. they’re horrible. Period.
No jokes about your girlfriend’s vagina. We’ll never get it.
And I know I made a gay joke at the start, but I was just being a fucking asshole. You don’t have to be.
That about covers it.