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Create Your Own Mixed Drink

Last posted Jan 13, 2013 at 08:20PM EST. Added Jan 09, 2013 at 10:32AM EST
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This is where you make up a mixed alcoholic drink. Be creative and have fun. Here’s mine.

I like to call this one Epic X Swedish. It’s a crossover short for Epic Meal Time X Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time. You grab a medium size shot glass and mix it up with Jack Daniels and milk. Top it up with pieces of greasy bacon strips and a bit of mayonnaise on top.

EDIT: “It’s good for you!”

Last edited Jan 09, 2013 at 11:00AM EST
Jan 09, 2013 at 10:32AM EST

Sentry buster bloody mary:
Indigence- Motor oil
pure achohol
enjoy the hospital

Jan 09, 2013 at 06:21PM EST

Name: Anti Go-Go Juice

Ingredients: Monster Energy, Dr. Pepper

Purpose: To destroy Honey Boo Boo and her redneck family’s Red Bull/Mountain Dew drink.

Jan 09, 2013 at 06:25PM EST

Name: Unnecessary amounts

Unnecessary amount of sugar.
Unnecessary amount of sodium.
Unnecessary amount of caffeine.
Unnecessary amount of alcohol.

Purpose: To see what happens if someone drinks caffeine and alcohol.

Jan 12, 2013 at 07:22PM EST

Name: Semen

Ingredients: Semen

Served on: Your face

Jan 12, 2013 at 07:35PM EST

Name: The Cleaner

Ingredients: Clorox

Purpose: To disinfect you from the inside and make you squeaky clean.

Jan 12, 2013 at 11:21PM EST

Mexx Android wrote:

Name: The Cleaner

Ingredients: Clorox

Purpose: To disinfect you from the inside and make you squeaky clean.

I thought that drink was called the “Amanda Todd”.

Jan 13, 2013 at 01:43AM EST

Chokesmurf wrote:

I thought that drink was called the “Amanda Todd”.

You had just had to go there, didn’t you?

Jan 13, 2013 at 05:57AM EST

How to make Bonk
Mix assloads of Red Bull
With assloads of monster
Plus assloads of sugar

Now you have made Bonk! (Aka: Heart Attack in a glass.)

Jan 13, 2013 at 01:25PM EST

The “In Touch with Nature”
How to make:
1. Find forest
2. Collect sufficient amount of dead leaves and sticks
3. Place in blender
4. Add moonshine
5. Blend
5. Enjoy your slice of Mother Earth

Jan 13, 2013 at 01:33PM EST

Name: Two girls one cup
Ingredients: Cup of shit
Served with: Two girls

Last edited Jan 13, 2013 at 01:53PM EST
Jan 13, 2013 at 01:40PM EST

Name: The Shipping Thread (KYM Inspired Drink)

Ingredients: About any drink you can get your hands on, A bit of LSD and roofies, and a bunch of strangers who are willing to have an orgy.

Served with: Ric Tesla

(Warning: We are not responsible for any traumatic experience you might have after drinking this, as well as the fact that you might contract gonorrhea and/or cancer afterwords.)


Jan 13, 2013 at 07:24PM EST

Name : pirate juice

Ingridents : Rum, whiskey, cyanide, blue ringed octopus poison, and black powder.

Serve with : Scurvy

Jan 13, 2013 at 08:20PM EST

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