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Corrupt a Wish

Last posted Apr 19, 2013 at 08:49PM EDT. Added Jan 12, 2013 at 03:21PM EST
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On some other forum I frequent, someone cranked up a forum game where you make a wish, then the next poster spoils it in some way.

Poster A: (X wish)

Other Poster: (Catch or something that ruins Poster A’s wish, then makes a wish for someone else to corrupt)

You get the idea?

Sooooo…. I wish I had all the DVD’s of a TV show.

Last edited Jan 12, 2013 at 03:22PM EST
Jan 12, 2013 at 03:21PM EST
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You have all the DVD’s of Jersey Shore.


Humanity is corrupt, it must be controlled.

Jan 12, 2013 at 03:29PM EST
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With television and shit going on like Fox news, such a thing is impossible.
I wish I could play the saxophone and have my own jazz band…

Jan 12, 2013 at 04:45PM EST
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Good news: You get your band,

Bad news: There’s a danish historian using a phone as an instrument. It didn’t last.

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I want something.

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Jan 12, 2013 at 06:58PM EST

The genie ran out of all the D so he had to give you a O.
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My wish is that my wish can never be corrupted!

Jan 12, 2013 at 07:10PM EST
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You travel to the land of Teletubbies.

I wish for mind control powers.

Jan 12, 2013 at 09:47PM EST
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you can only control your own mind
I wish for a billion wishes next time I wish with absolutely nothing going wrong with them

Jan 12, 2013 at 09:51PM EST
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Oscar Meyer’s Weiner? Okay. Suit yourself.

I wish I had wishes that couldn’t be corrupted.


I remember this forum game. The last thread using this game was locked.
Thanks for reviving it in a new thread, though. :D

Jan 13, 2013 at 01:47AM EST
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By tomorrow KYM will have a thousand users more, but they will all be advertising accounts.
I wish I knew what to wish.

Jan 13, 2013 at 02:22AM EST
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Good news: They weren’t advertising accounts

Bad News: They were OP’s when it came to submitting entries

Wish: I want more crappy submissions. I love putting my two cents in.

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Jan 13, 2013 at 02:46AM EST

KYM now has inherited cancer.
Hundreds of crappy, off-shoot, “meme” submissions are made by 10 year olds in hopes of getting their 15 minutes of fame.

I wish that my wishes were all granted and that this wish will not break the Matrix. (Have your dinner brought to the table, male child of my own.)

Jan 13, 2013 at 04:25AM EST
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You blew yourself up. Bravo.

I wish I could go into minecraft.

Last edited Jan 13, 2013 at 01:19PM EST
Jan 13, 2013 at 01:18PM EST
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You spawn below the void.
I wish that all the locked threads were unlocked.

Jan 13, 2013 at 01:46PM EST
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Its so big it leeches all blood flow from your body during a boner
next sexy lady you see you’re dying from lack of oxygen in the brain
I wish my mouth wasn’t sewn shut so I could use those billion wishes I wished for

Jan 13, 2013 at 02:36PM EST
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KI....D wrote:

You spawn below the void.
I wish that all the locked threads were unlocked.

insert Chuggaconroy WHAAAAT?! here

I unsew your mouth, only to find you are mute.

I wish for cheese popcorn.

Jan 13, 2013 at 02:41PM EST
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Spores McMineley wrote:

insert Chuggaconroy WHAAAAT?! here

I unsew your mouth, only to find you are mute.

I wish for cheese popcorn.

You’re locked in a room with a bucket of cheese popcorn that you have to eat to escape. You get up eagerly, only to find the popcorn is soaked in roquefort cheese.


I wish I had an adorable, unmaimed puppy.

Jan 13, 2013 at 02:50PM EST

You have an adorable, unmaimed puppy…inside your stomach.


I wish you wouldn’t grant my wish.

Jan 13, 2013 at 03:02PM EST
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Granted. Your first wish is now void.


I wish everyone else were fingerless.

Last edited Jan 13, 2013 at 03:34PM EST
Jan 13, 2013 at 03:33PM EST

If everyone was fingerless, how would you get your wish?
I wish I was enderman!
This wish is already corrupted 8D

Jan 13, 2013 at 03:53PM EST
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OK, you’re enderman… in the middle of ocean and it’s raining.

I wish I could turn everything into toaster.

Jan 13, 2013 at 04:19PM EST
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soon air is nothing but tiny toasters and you suffocate to death
I wish I wasn’t mute

Jan 13, 2013 at 04:40PM EST
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You can speak, but only in the Piro language.


I wish had recognizable artistic ability.

Last edited Jan 13, 2013 at 04:55PM EST
Jan 13, 2013 at 04:55PM EST

Granted, but you get so excited you die from a heart attack.
I wish I had 7 chaos emeralds.

Jan 14, 2013 at 12:10PM EST
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In order for the wish to work, you are transformed into Sonic the Hedgehog, but are killed by Robotnik who mistook you for the real thing.

I wish I was a cat.

Jan 14, 2013 at 07:02PM EST
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You are a catfish…

Isn’t that lovely…

Tasty!
I wish I had some dessert.

Jan 14, 2013 at 07:56PM EST
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Granted.

Happy hiking out of that.

I wish I was a witch.

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Jan 14, 2013 at 08:54PM EST
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Granted, but a Charzard kills you.

I wish the Texas Rangers won the World Series this year.

Jan 14, 2013 at 10:29PM EST
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Why did you ask a person who knows nothing about baseball who knows what the sport is but doesn’t know who the hell are the teams?

I wish that I won’t blow up when I am wishing that I wish that my wishes were all granted and that this wish will not break the Matrix.

Last edited Jan 14, 2013 at 10:35PM EST
Jan 14, 2013 at 10:34PM EST
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The sentinels kills you in the real World

I wish my own mansion

Last edited Jan 14, 2013 at 10:40PM EST
Jan 14, 2013 at 10:37PM EST
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you can’t pay the property taxes and eventually get foreclosed
I wish I could speak english again

Jan 14, 2013 at 10:38PM EST
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Granted….
But it is old english.
Have thou fun.
I wish for a sandwich.

Jan 14, 2013 at 10:45PM EST
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You get a sandwich… but with only lettuce in it.

HOPE YOU’RE A VEGAN.

I wish I had some socks.

Jan 14, 2013 at 10:52PM EST

your dreams are dead.

I wish to spread madness and insanity to the world.

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Jan 14, 2013 at 11:15PM EST
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You are a bit late don’t you think? Cause these guys have been doing that for YEARS

I wish I have an endless taco

Last edited Jan 15, 2013 at 05:26PM EST
Jan 15, 2013 at 05:25PM EST
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it goes the same way as Duke Nukem Forever
I wish for more dosh

Jan 15, 2013 at 09:36PM EST
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He gets his driving license back instead
I wish I had some chocolate.

Jan 15, 2013 at 09:44PM EST

Granted, but the zombies charge for you, and after eating you, they go to a different planet.

I wish for an magma cube
OR I’LL CUT YOUR GENIE THROAT WITH MY ENDERMAN ARMS!

Jan 15, 2013 at 10:35PM EST
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You get a magma cube, but it’s one of those tiny ones that don’t yield any cream.
I wish I had my very own boat.

Last edited Jan 15, 2013 at 11:27PM EST
Jan 15, 2013 at 11:24PM EST
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