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Corrupt a Wish

Last posted Apr 19, 2013 at 08:49PM EDT. Added Jan 12, 2013 at 03:21PM EST
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On some other forum I frequent, someone cranked up a forum game where you make a wish, then the next poster spoils it in some way.

Poster A: (X wish)

Other Poster: (Catch or something that ruins Poster A’s wish, then makes a wish for someone else to corrupt)

You get the idea?

Sooooo…. I wish I had all the DVD’s of a TV show.

Last edited Jan 12, 2013 at 03:22PM EST

Good news: They weren’t advertising accounts

Bad News: They were OP’s when it came to submitting entries

Wish: I want more crappy submissions. I love putting my two cents in.

Last edited Jan 13, 2013 at 02:47AM EST

KYM now has inherited cancer.
Hundreds of crappy, off-shoot, “meme” submissions are made by 10 year olds in hopes of getting their 15 minutes of fame.

I wish that my wishes were all granted and that this wish will not break the Matrix. (Have your dinner brought to the table, male child of my own.)

Its so big it leeches all blood flow from your body during a boner
next sexy lady you see you’re dying from lack of oxygen in the brain
I wish my mouth wasn’t sewn shut so I could use those billion wishes I wished for

Spores Is Not Dead wrote:

insert Chuggaconroy WHAAAAT?! here

I unsew your mouth, only to find you are mute.

I wish for cheese popcorn.

You’re locked in a room with a bucket of cheese popcorn that you have to eat to escape. You get up eagerly, only to find the popcorn is soaked in roquefort cheese.

I wish I had an adorable, unmaimed puppy.

Why did you ask a person who knows nothing about baseball who knows what the sport is but doesn’t know who the hell are the teams?

I wish that I won’t blow up when I am wishing that I wish that my wishes were all granted and that this wish will not break the Matrix.

Last edited Jan 14, 2013 at 10:35PM EST

You get a magma cube, but it’s one of those tiny ones that don’t yield any cream.
I wish I had my very own boat.

Last edited Jan 15, 2013 at 11:27PM EST

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