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Time/Space Machine

Last posted Jan 21, 2013 at 06:51PM EST. Added Jan 14, 2013 at 08:32PM EST
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Imagine if Eugenist has a time machine.
Only she knows the necessary password to unlock and use the machine.
She used it to send all of you back in time.

The goal of the game is to go back your own time, or any other times you like.

If you cooperate and show signs of surviving well, she will send you to any time and place you like.

If you argue, she will send you to the Apocalypse or worse.

You are sent to the garden of Eden.

Last edited Jan 14, 2013 at 08:33PM EST

Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

We’re probably going to screw ourselves over. I am NOT eating that fucking apple from the tree of Knowledge.
>Look around

You see a cow, and you are starving.

You knew if you drank the milk of the cow, you could kill two birds with one stone.
Now, you just ate the Eve of cows, and Medic has to search for water.

Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

>Find another cow

Sorry, but there’s only one bovine left, and that’s a bull.

You prevented the survival of the cow species.

Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

fuck.
>Kill the Bull
>Go find a tree to make juice from, as long as that tree isn’t the tree of knowledge or whatever was forbidden to eat.

You roast the bull, and you make some mango juice.

I can’t believe your so worked up in the garden. Eat the apple and you’ll be sent back to where you came from.

Dr. MEDIC! wrote:

>filter the water with a piece of my clothes

That worked at filtering the sand, but the water is still tannish.
Do you want to drink it? Remember that this is the garden of Eden, no salmonella exists here.

Iran wrote:

You eat the apple, then turn into a cow. What did God say about eating apples?

YOU LIED TO ME
Also, God didn’t turn Adam and Eve into cows when they ate the apples, they just kicked them out.
why don’t I get kicked out?

Last edited Jan 14, 2013 at 09:13PM EST

Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

YOU LIED TO ME
Also, God didn’t turn Adam and Eve into cows when they ate the apples, they just kicked them out.
why don’t I get kicked out?

The cows that you killed decided that it would be better if you turned into a cow, and God agreed.

Dr. MEDIC! wrote:

>Pray to God to purify the water, you say I was in the Garden of Eden, right?

>Drink a little and take the rest in a bottle

The water is purified for you.

Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

>Tell him i’m not the devil And I want out of this place
Also, Aren’t you here with us too?

Yes, I’m here to.

By, trying to reason with god, you have committed blasphemy.

Now, he told me take you guys out of here.

I take you a 1700’s cowboy town. You’re still the only cow in the world.

Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

>Try to find some way to turn me back into a human
I will get you back eventually, eugenist

A sexy woman approaches you.
“Hi, I’m a witch, and it’s 700 pieces of gold for one spell.”

The quoted post has been deleted.

You do that, then regret it, because without someone milking you, milk builds up, and causes pain (-health) to you.

Dr. Coolface wrote:

>Attempts to trade a water filter and a flashlight (batteries included) with the farmer in exchange for the cow, explains how they work and what they do.

The farmer is already dead.

>Garden of Eden technically counts as beginning of time
>I’m from the land that was before time
So my goal is getting sent backwards?

Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

>Do not kick the bucket.
I’m not dying yet.
also:
>Persuade Medic to sell the milk

He sells the milk for 10 coins.

Skeletor-sm

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