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Time/Space Machine

Last posted Jan 21, 2013 at 06:51PM EST. Added Jan 14, 2013 at 08:32PM EST
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Imagine if Eugenist has a time machine.
Only she knows the necessary password to unlock and use the machine.
She used it to send all of you back in time.

The goal of the game is to go back your own time, or any other times you like.

If you cooperate and show signs of surviving well, she will send you to any time and place you like.

If you argue, she will send you to the Apocalypse or worse.

You are sent to the garden of Eden.

Last edited Jan 14, 2013 at 08:33PM EST
Jan 14, 2013 at 08:32PM EST

We’re probably going to screw ourselves over. I am NOT eating that fucking apple from the tree of Knowledge.
>Look around

Jan 14, 2013 at 08:34PM EST
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Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

We’re probably going to screw ourselves over. I am NOT eating that fucking apple from the tree of Knowledge.
>Look around

You see a cow, and you are starving.

Jan 14, 2013 at 08:35PM EST

You knew if you drank the milk of the cow, you could kill two birds with one stone.
Now, you just ate the Eve of cows, and Medic has to search for water.

Jan 14, 2013 at 08:47PM EST

Medic wrote:

>Seach for water

You find water, but t’s filled with sand grains.

Jan 14, 2013 at 08:49PM EST

Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

>Find another cow

Sorry, but there’s only one bovine left, and that’s a bull.

You prevented the survival of the cow species.

Jan 14, 2013 at 08:53PM EST

fuck.
>Kill the Bull
>Go find a tree to make juice from, as long as that tree isn’t the tree of knowledge or whatever was forbidden to eat.

Jan 14, 2013 at 08:54PM EST
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>filter the water with a piece of my clothes

Jan 14, 2013 at 09:00PM EST
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Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

fuck.
>Kill the Bull
>Go find a tree to make juice from, as long as that tree isn’t the tree of knowledge or whatever was forbidden to eat.

You roast the bull, and you make some mango juice.

I can’t believe your so worked up in the garden. Eat the apple and you’ll be sent back to where you came from.

Jan 14, 2013 at 09:01PM EST

Medic wrote:

>filter the water with a piece of my clothes

That worked at filtering the sand, but the water is still tannish.
Do you want to drink it? Remember that this is the garden of Eden, no salmonella exists here.

Jan 14, 2013 at 09:03PM EST

Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

>Eat the fucking apple.

You eat the apple, then turn into a cow. What did God say about eating apples?

Jan 14, 2013 at 09:04PM EST

>Pray to God to purify the water, you say I was in the Garden of Eden, right?

>Drink a little and take the rest in a bottle

Jan 14, 2013 at 09:12PM EST
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Iran wrote:

You eat the apple, then turn into a cow. What did God say about eating apples?

YOU LIED TO ME
Also, God didn’t turn Adam and Eve into cows when they ate the apples, they just kicked them out.
why don’t I get kicked out?

Last edited Jan 14, 2013 at 09:13PM EST
Jan 14, 2013 at 09:12PM EST
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Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

YOU LIED TO ME
Also, God didn’t turn Adam and Eve into cows when they ate the apples, they just kicked them out.
why don’t I get kicked out?

The cows that you killed decided that it would be better if you turned into a cow, and God agreed.

Jan 14, 2013 at 09:15PM EST

Medic wrote:

>Pray to God to purify the water, you say I was in the Garden of Eden, right?

>Drink a little and take the rest in a bottle

The water is purified for you.

Jan 14, 2013 at 09:17PM EST

>Ask God for some vidya

>Chill forever in perfect deathless garden

>Grow a sexy beard

Jan 14, 2013 at 09:17PM EST
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Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

>Try to reason with god

The snake can come in many forms, sometimes in the form as a human.

Jan 14, 2013 at 09:19PM EST

Iran wrote:

The snake can come in many forms, sometimes in the form as a human.

>Tell him i’m not the devil And I want out of this place
Also, Aren’t you here with us too?

Last edited Jan 14, 2013 at 09:20PM EST
Jan 14, 2013 at 09:20PM EST
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>Ask God if I can get back my medical license.

Jan 14, 2013 at 09:22PM EST
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Medic wrote:

>Ask God if I can get back my medical license.

You get your medical licence back, but it expires in teen months.

Jan 14, 2013 at 09:23PM EST

Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

>Tell him i’m not the devil And I want out of this place
Also, Aren’t you here with us too?

Yes, I’m here to.

By, trying to reason with god, you have committed blasphemy.

Now, he told me take you guys out of here.

I take you a 1700’s cowboy town. You’re still the only cow in the world.

Jan 14, 2013 at 09:25PM EST

>Try to find some way to turn me back into a human
I will get you back eventually, eugenist

Last edited Jan 14, 2013 at 09:27PM EST
Jan 14, 2013 at 09:26PM EST
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Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

>Try to find some way to turn me back into a human
I will get you back eventually, eugenist

A sexy woman approaches you.
“Hi, I’m a witch, and it’s 700 pieces of gold for one spell.”

Jan 14, 2013 at 09:29PM EST

>Try to help C. Falcon find job in the town

Jan 14, 2013 at 09:31PM EST
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Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

>Check inventory

Cows have no inventory. You will have to get someone else to buy a spell for you.

Jan 14, 2013 at 09:32PM EST

Medic wrote:

>Try to help C. Falcon find job in the town

You can sell his milk?

Jan 14, 2013 at 09:33PM EST

>Selling the cow (C. Falcon) with a farmer

Jan 14, 2013 at 09:35PM EST
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Medic wrote:

>Selling the cow (C. Falcon) with a farmer

You sell the cow for 500 coins.

Jan 14, 2013 at 09:44PM EST

>Attempts to trade a water filter and a flashlight (batteries included) with the farmer in exchange for the cow, explains how they work and what they do.

Jan 14, 2013 at 09:47PM EST
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You do that, then regret it, because without someone milking you, milk builds up, and causes pain (-health) to you.

Jan 14, 2013 at 09:47PM EST

Dr. Coolface wrote:

>Attempts to trade a water filter and a flashlight (batteries included) with the farmer in exchange for the cow, explains how they work and what they do.

The farmer is already dead.

Jan 14, 2013 at 09:48PM EST

Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

>Get medic to milk me

He does that. Would you like to kick the bucket?

Jan 14, 2013 at 09:51PM EST

>Garden of Eden technically counts as beginning of time
>I’m from the land that was before time
So my goal is getting sent backwards?

Jan 14, 2013 at 09:51PM EST

Iran wrote:

He does that. Would you like to kick the bucket?

>Do not kick the bucket.
I’m not dying yet.
also:
>Persuade Medic to sell the milk

Jan 14, 2013 at 09:53PM EST
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Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

>Do not kick the bucket.
I’m not dying yet.
also:
>Persuade Medic to sell the milk

He sells the milk for 10 coins.

Jan 14, 2013 at 10:09PM EST

Dr. Coolface wrote:

>Goes into witch’s home to bargain for the spell

You succeed at lowering the price down by 30 coins.

Jan 14, 2013 at 10:11PM EST
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