What the ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ did you just ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ say about me, you little ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ. I am trained in ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ and I’m the top ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ in the entire US ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ. You are nothing to me but just another ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ. I will wipe you the ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ out with precision the likes of which has never been ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ before on this ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ, mark my ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ. You think you can get away with saying that ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ to me over the ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ? Think again, ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ across the USA and your ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ. You’re ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ dead, ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ. Not only am I extensively trained in ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ off the face of the continent, you little ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ. If only you could have known what unholy ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ your little “clever” ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ, you goddamn ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ. I will ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ.
This thread did need a fitting train,
to celebrate the utter insane
decision, that was swiftly made
to change the cluttered, used-up glade.
Good things, this thread, it did expect.
Unlike now, where hopes were wrecked.