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Better Shrek Urself KYM

Last posted Jan 28, 2013 at 10:55PM EST. Added Jan 28, 2013 at 04:03PM EST
17 posts from 14 users

“No Shrek, don’t go!”
“I’m sorry, but my time here is ogre.”

Jan 28, 2013 at 05:00PM EST

Okay guys, this thread has gone on long enough. There is a blatant ogreuse of these ogre based puns. They are so ogrerated and I’m starting to get sick of it. Don’t even try to tell me to get ogre it, I refuse to do so. There is a line, and we have gone way ogre it. You all need to get ogre yourselves.

Last edited Jan 28, 2013 at 06:07PM EST
Jan 28, 2013 at 06:05PM EST

>Go to work
>Have hurt wrist a couple hours before
>Difficult to pick heavy things up
>Have to do dishes for whole shift
>Do OK for first couple hours
>Take a short break to rest hand
>Manager asks why I’m standing around
>Tell him I don’t want to ogreexert myself
>Manager starts yelling
>Suddenly Shrek out of fucking nowhere
>Punches manager in the face
>Does all the dishes in 10 minutes flat
>Go home an hour early
>Thanks Shrek

True story.

Jan 28, 2013 at 09:23PM EST

Shrek-It Ralph

Jan 28, 2013 at 10:55PM EST

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