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Another one of these adventure threads

Last posted Feb 22, 2013 at 05:16PM EST. Added Feb 04, 2013 at 09:50PM EST
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Punch yourself in the face with ye flask.

Feb 04, 2013 at 11:13PM EST
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>Bitchslap the nearest person you find.
>Steal his or her wallet
>Buy some chocolate milk

Feb 05, 2013 at 01:31AM EST
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>remain stationary for the remainder of this thread’s lifespan

Feb 05, 2013 at 05:00PM EST
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madcat wrote:

>remain stationary for the remainder of this thread’s lifespan


You proceed to stand around for a while. doing nothing.

Feb 05, 2013 at 08:41PM EST
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>wake up and realize everything was a dream
>start over
>when you wake up, punch yourself in the face for thinking it was real
>wake up again
>repeat until out of your dream state

Feb 06, 2013 at 01:47PM EST
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Alex wrote:

Eat food, ya skinny mofo

YOU HAVE REACHED A NEW WEIGHT CLASS!
Slightly Overweight

Last edited Feb 06, 2013 at 03:26PM EST
Feb 06, 2013 at 03:26PM EST
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Realizing there are no cliffs to suicide on, start to cry.

Feb 06, 2013 at 10:20PM EST
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Weasel wrote:

Realizing there are no cliffs to suicide on, start to cry.

But we already have a problem with drowning, that would just flood the room even more!

Feb 06, 2013 at 10:40PM EST

Weasel wrote:

Realizing there are no cliffs to suicide on, start to cry.

You start to cry. Sadly, the room is painted Blue, you can’t see your tears.

Feb 06, 2013 at 10:42PM EST
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>go to bed

Feb 06, 2013 at 10:49PM EST

Medic wrote:

>Buy a gun
>Go to an adventure.

Because Today is John Deere’s birthday, you get a free gun.
You are in a forest.

Feb 07, 2013 at 03:37PM EST
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>climb up a tree

Feb 07, 2013 at 06:52PM EST

Alex Mercer The Ultimate Mod wrote:

cut down a tree

You punch the tree to the ground.
With your gun.
yeah, not going to explain that one.

Feb 07, 2013 at 08:41PM EST
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>collect the timber

Feb 07, 2013 at 08:49PM EST
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