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Can you take care of my non-alcoholic beer for a second.

Last posted Feb 19, 2013 at 06:15PM EST. Added Feb 13, 2013 at 06:23PM EST
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I knew that I couldn’t trust you guys, so I brought seven beers along with me in my purse. I only have room in my stomach for one more. Who wants the rest? What flavor would you like? I’d like the lemon flavored one.

Last edited Feb 13, 2013 at 06:48PM EST

Iran wrote:

I knew that I couldn’t trust you guys, so I brought seven beers along with me in my purse. I only have room in my stomach for one more. Who wants the rest? What flavor would you like? I’d like the lemon flavored one.

My bad, I cannot be trusted with non-alcoholic beers.

Saccharin wrote:

Geno’s purse must be large, capable of holding seven large bottles and also she is quite strong too.

Or the beers are actually cardboard cut outs.

Isn’t the average purse large enough to hold a six-pack and an extra bottle?
Whatever, my purse is large, and I am strong.

Lone K.K. Slider wrote:


I replaced your beer bottles with that.

Don’t you like your chocolate milk?

I refuse to drink the chocolate milk because I am allergic to chocolate.

Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

Normal Milk?

oh god PLEASE don’t be a vegan…

Did I also forget to mention that I am lactose intolerant. I can only drink soy milk.

chowzburgerz wrote:

Replacing beer with milk. Do you guys work for 4kids?

Seriously, I find the beer replacement offensive because I am lactose intolerant. Not only can I not drink it, neither can all Native Americans, most Chinese, and most of the people with Mongolian ancestry. What can I do about the fact that my grandmother was a Mongolian.

It’s

for you to give out milk, and not be insulted.

Skeletor-sm

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