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Last posted Feb 14, 2013 at 11:14AM EST. Added Feb 14, 2013 at 12:58AM EST
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Haiku is a strict form of Japanese poetry consisting of 3 lines.
 
First line = 5 syllables.
Second line = 7 syllables
Last line = 5 syllables.
 
Soda is yummy.
Its contents are of sugar.
I drink it daily.

Last edited Feb 14, 2013 at 12:59AM EST
Feb 14, 2013 at 12:58AM EST
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Clarinet makes noise
Good woodwind music making
Blow it and press keys

Feb 14, 2013 at 01:15AM EST
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Look to my left side
That is a USB hub
I don’t even know

Feb 14, 2013 at 01:27AM EST
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Observe the blanket;
Whom brings the warmth of a home
And always comforts.

Man, poetry is poopy.

Feb 14, 2013 at 01:46AM EST

Take lotion bottle
Apply directly to self
Now go get a tan.

Eh? I even got the first letters of each sentence to spell out tan.

Suck it.

Feb 14, 2013 at 02:04AM EST
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You are a meathead
Meat meat meat meat meat meat meat
You are a meathead
Ten imaginary dollars if you recognize where that’s from.

Oh how I love haikus
Shit, that was six syllables
SEPPUKU IT IS

Feb 14, 2013 at 02:23AM EST
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What is all this then?
Another poetry thread?
But, one stanza posts?

This is worse than, oh…
Tommy Wiseau’s odd accent
Or Dane Cook’s stand up

Poetry reduced
To merely syllabic rules
In the name of jest.

I am weeping now;
As I’ve seen poetry’s bane.
You are murderers.

(jk I love you all <3)

Feb 14, 2013 at 02:32AM EST
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Hippopotamus
Whore stole all my tacos from mah
Refrigerator

Feb 14, 2013 at 11:14AM EST
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Skeletor-sm

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