If you are single, it is a tradition internationally to masticate profusely and to the point of excess toady. You don’t want to choke on your food and end your awesome, single life so soon. Masticate like there is no tomorrow! I hope this PSA has helped you to realize that today isn’t just Valentine’s Day, it is also Singles’ International Masticate Day. Any thoughts? Anyone want to share any mastication stories?
I was masticating really intensely earlier today, I had this big, meaty mouthful. The flavours were so intense I couldn’t stop masticating, oh man did I masticate. I look forward to the next time I masticate, as I am craving sustenance.
Right on Rocket!
Lets also not forget the important benefits of proper mastication
-It helps keep your weight in check
-It improves your oral health
-It also helps in absorption of nutrients!
-And more importantly, it can even help you relax and relieve some of your stress
-And come on, we all know it can be fun
So please, don’t forget to masticate properly! Anyone want to help by putting up some masticating tips?
I’ve tried masticating, but I always get my jaw locked from cramps. How do I relieve this?