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The Object Behind You is Your Only Weapon During the Apocalypse
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Soon as I can get it off of the wall it'll be an effective cudgel. Also, we must establish what kind of Apocalypse we're talking about. I declare that it is zombies unless anyone objects.
Lodger (1979) wrote:
Soon as I can get it off of the wall it'll be an effective cudgel. Also, we must establish what kind of Apocalypse we're talking about. I declare that it is zombies unless anyone objects.
Yes, Zombies. Sorry, forgot to add that into the title.
A rolled up carpet I probably wouldn't even be able to lift.
I am so f**ked.
Looks like I'm gonna be running.
I guess I can beat zombies with a floor lamp.
…I guess…
Am I screwed?
Iran
Deactivated
An office chair with wheels. Guess I am lucky. I can spin it around and around then activate tornado mode.
My coworker?
Lich
Banned
My bed. Whelp, I know what I'll be doing during the apocalypse.
SLEEPING!
A bunch of coloring books.
Oh fudge I'm probably the most screwed out of all of us.
I got a spoon.
Finally, something that isn't to the left or my right so no more water bottle this time! At last I get to play with something new.
Directly behind me is…
…the couch and some pillows.
Okay maybe we should stick with things on the left/right
Myconix
Deactivated
I shall electrocute them to death >:)
GIANTDAD
Deactivated
Do you really want me beating the shit out of zombies with a door knob?
chowzburgerz
Banned
Baseball bat. I'm ready.
Natsuru Springfield
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My Bed…
One thing is for certain, I can easily barricade the door with it, as it's just the right size to slide between the door and closet wall.
Mexx Android
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A blanket.
Always ready.
A nokia… well i fine
A metal stepladder.
Well, at least I can climb up out of reach of the zombies with dwarfism.