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The Object Behind You is Your Only Weapon During the Apocalypse

Last posted Feb 23, 2013 at 05:58PM EST. Added Feb 19, 2013 at 08:41PM EST
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Soon as I can get it off of the wall it’ll be an effective cudgel. Also, we must establish what kind of Apocalypse we’re talking about. I declare that it is zombies unless anyone objects.

Feb 19, 2013 at 08:46PM EST
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KI....D wrote:


Soon as I can get it off of the wall it’ll be an effective cudgel. Also, we must establish what kind of Apocalypse we’re talking about. I declare that it is zombies unless anyone objects.

Yes, Zombies. Sorry, forgot to add that into the title.

Feb 19, 2013 at 08:51PM EST
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An office chair with wheels. Guess I am lucky. I can spin it around and around then activate tornado mode.

Feb 20, 2013 at 09:29AM EST

Finally, something that isn’t to the left or my right so no more water bottle this time! At last I get to play with something new.

Directly behind me is…

…the couch and some pillows.

Okay maybe we should stick with things on the left/right

Feb 20, 2013 at 05:59PM EST
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Do you really want me beating the shit out of zombies with a door knob?

Feb 20, 2013 at 07:38PM EST

My Bed…

One thing is for certain, I can easily barricade the door with it, as it’s just the right size to slide between the door and closet wall.

Feb 20, 2013 at 09:57PM EST
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A blanket.

Always ready.

Feb 20, 2013 at 11:10PM EST

A metal stepladder.
Well, at least I can climb up out of reach of the zombies with dwarfism.

Feb 23, 2013 at 05:58PM EST
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