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!!!ADVANCE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!

You awaken in a forest. A sign is off to the right. It reads:

RULES:
1). No cheating.
2). Last post gets chosen.
3). Follow KYM Forum Rules.

What do you do?

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>retrieve arms

>Wake up naked in a jail cell.

>Wake for a coma in the hospital

>hunt down slender man

>look around for chests that have osom items

>Drop the soap

>Realize you're dreaming

>You realize you are dreaming, then wake up to find yourself in a bed in a cabin in the woods. What now?

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>Find a goat.

>Find a goat.

>Check if you've done anything regrettable last night

>You look outside and call for your pet goat and trusted friend, scruffy.
What now?

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(Sorry, MasterBurner, but don't wanna make it unfair!)

>Explore the area outside the cabin with caution

>You start out with scruffy, then realize you are missing some thing. (HINT: It's a sword)
What now?

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>Get your sword if you have one or find one instead

> Decide you're too manly for a sword, and use your fists instead

>You use your fists of manly manliness and go out, grabbing a few essentials.

>You soon run into a fork in the road; one way leads to a rocky path, the other to a beach.
Which way do you go?

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>Go to the beach, get a tan and punch sharks because of your sheer MANLINESS.

>F*** YEA!!! You get a tan of epic manliness, and punch a shark and bang his hot shark girlfriend.
>You see a cave. There are lemons at the opening.
What now?

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> Disregard lemons, explore cave.

>Make lemonade and drink it for experience.

>Grab some lemons and put it in your backpack

>Eat some yummy lemons

If life gives you lemons, kick her in the crotch. Pick them up and explore the cave.

You get some lemons and put them under a leaf to keep them cool then you search the cave.

>squeeze lemon juice in eyes to encourage blindness
Get it guys? BLIND LET'S PLAY?

>The lemon juice doesn't blind your eyes permanently, but they sure hurt a lot.

>You hear a distant squeaking sound.

>Take the lemons back, get MAD! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give you lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

>I see you got the Portal reference, Wascot.
>Taking the lemons back, you and your engineers soon make combustible lemons.
What now?
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>put on a sombrero

>Walk back and forth though the grass until you find yourself a Pikachu. Run from any other encounters.

>Ride your Goat Companion since it is the strongest goat of all the lands.

>Take on the form of Sprinkles, the Spirit Bunny who protects these woods

>Set everything on fire while making incredibly lame puns related to lemons and fire.

>Geez, MasterBurner, don't be so SOUR about it! Anyways, you light everything in the
>cave on fire.
>After that, you ride your majestic goat, Scruffy, out and leave a rainbow behind.
What now?

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>Look for nearby chests containing sombreros

>You look around for chests on the beach, but your searches are unsuccessful. You do, however, find a sombrero on a skeleton.

>skeleton is now your new companion

>skeleton is now your new buddy

>The sombrero is cursed
>You are now a a walking skeleton with a sombrero.

>Have a fiesta with sombrero-wearing skeleton.

>You try to dance with the skeleton without realizing it is a skeleton, and thus cannot move.
>You make him your new buddy. You now have:
>3x Combustible lemons,
>A goat,
>And a skeleton.
What now?
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>Make a skeleton armor out of the skeleton

and ride the goat

>make bone meal
>grow potatoes

>Figure what you're even supposed to be doing.

>you remember you're supposed to safe the ________ from the_____

>you find a diary in your pocket as you have lost your memory