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Last posted Mar 04, 2013 at 12:44PM EST. Added Feb 26, 2013 at 01:11PM EST
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You awaken in a forest. A sign is off to the right. It reads:

1). No cheating.
2). Last post gets chosen.
3). Follow KYM Forum Rules.

What do you do?


Feb 26, 2013 at 01:11PM EST

MasterBurner wrote:

>Realize you’re dreaming

>You realize you are dreaming, then wake up to find yourself in a bed in a cabin in the woods. What now?


Feb 26, 2013 at 06:16PM EST

>You look outside and call for your pet goat and trusted friend, scruffy.
What now?


(Sorry, MasterBurner, but don’t wanna make it unfair!)

Feb 26, 2013 at 06:42PM EST

>You start out with scruffy, then realize you are missing some thing. (HINT: It’s a sword)
What now?


Feb 26, 2013 at 07:35PM EST

> Decide you’re too manly for a sword, and use your fists instead

Last edited Feb 26, 2013 at 07:46PM EST
Feb 26, 2013 at 07:46PM EST

>You use your fists of manly manliness and go out, grabbing a few essentials.

>You soon run into a fork in the road; one way leads to a rocky path, the other to a beach.
Which way do you go?


Feb 26, 2013 at 08:06PM EST

>Go to the beach, get a tan and punch sharks because of your sheer MANLINESS.

Feb 26, 2013 at 08:08PM EST

>F*** YEA!!! You get a tan of epic manliness, and punch a shark and bang his hot shark girlfriend.
>You see a cave. There are lemons at the opening.
What now?


Feb 26, 2013 at 08:47PM EST

>Grab some lemons and put it in your backpack

Feb 26, 2013 at 09:51PM EST

If life gives you lemons, kick her in the crotch. Pick them up and explore the cave.

Feb 26, 2013 at 10:45PM EST

You get some lemons and put them under a leaf to keep them cool then you search the cave.

Last edited Feb 27, 2013 at 02:24AM EST
Feb 27, 2013 at 02:22AM EST

>squeeze lemon juice in eyes to encourage blindness
Get it guys? BLIND LET’S PLAY?

Feb 27, 2013 at 02:32AM EST

>Take the lemons back, get MAD! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give you lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Feb 27, 2013 at 09:12AM EST

>I see you got the Portal reference, Wascot.
>Taking the lemons back, you and your engineers soon make combustible lemons.
What now?

Feb 27, 2013 at 09:55AM EST

>Walk back and forth though the grass until you find yourself a Pikachu. Run from any other encounters.

Feb 27, 2013 at 02:45PM EST

>Ride your Goat Companion since it is the strongest goat of all the lands.

Feb 27, 2013 at 03:19PM EST

>Take on the form of Sprinkles, the Spirit Bunny who protects these woods

Feb 27, 2013 at 04:19PM EST

>Set everything on fire while making incredibly lame puns related to lemons and fire.

Feb 27, 2013 at 05:34PM EST

>Geez, MasterBurner, don’t be so SOUR about it! Anyways, you light everything in the
>cave on fire.
>After that, you ride your majestic goat, Scruffy, out and leave a rainbow behind.
What now?


Last edited Feb 28, 2013 at 11:46AM EST
Feb 28, 2013 at 11:45AM EST

>The sombrero is cursed
>You are now a a walking skeleton with a sombrero.

Feb 28, 2013 at 05:20PM EST

>You try to dance with the skeleton without realizing it is a skeleton, and thus cannot move.
>You make him your new buddy. You now have:
>3x Combustible lemons,
>A goat,
>And a skeleton.
What now?

Feb 28, 2013 at 06:11PM EST

>you find a diary in your pocket as you have lost your memory

Last edited Mar 04, 2013 at 12:45PM EST
Mar 04, 2013 at 12:44PM EST

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