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Magic Soda Machine

Last posted May 12, 2013 at 08:27AM EDT. Added Mar 03, 2013 at 06:31PM EST
373 posts from 59 users

The rules are simple: You put in an item, and the person below you tells you what you get. i.e.
Person 1: I insert an X.
Person 2: You get a Y. I insert a Z.
And so on so fourth. I’ll start;
I insert the necronomicon.

Mar 03, 2013 at 06:31PM EST

You get a dead mouse! You monster!

I insert a Pikmin!

Last edited Mar 03, 2013 at 06:36PM EST
Mar 03, 2013 at 06:36PM EST

get nothing because pikmin 3 is the new HL3, delayed to fuck
insert nazis

Last edited Mar 03, 2013 at 06:37PM EST
Mar 03, 2013 at 06:36PM EST

I insert a meatball

Mar 03, 2013 at 06:48PM EST

I insert a copy of every Nic Cage movie ever, excluding Con air and Sorcerer’s Apprentice for some reason.

Last edited Mar 03, 2013 at 06:50PM EST
Mar 03, 2013 at 06:49PM EST

To the person who downvoted everything:

You get a spoon.
I insert a slice of ham.

Mar 03, 2013 at 10:23PM EST

Lone K.K. Slider wrote:

You get the 11th doctor.

I insert the D.

You recieve a coupon for 1 free damn given.

I put in a brony

Mar 04, 2013 at 01:16AM EST

It gets downgraded a few years

I insert a floppy diskette.

Mar 04, 2013 at 02:11AM EST

量子 Meme wrote:

You get to play any game you want!

I insert cat.

You recieve Cale


Mar 04, 2013 at 12:11PM EST

gets spit out too many wrinkles from the old people.

Insert shoe inserts

Mar 04, 2013 at 12:20PM EST

The machine studies your Feels, so that it may know them.
I insert myself.

Last edited Mar 04, 2013 at 05:16PM EST
Mar 04, 2013 at 05:15PM EST

You get… a peashooter.

I insert a thought:

“I just realized that we were supposed to talk about liquids, since it is a magic soda machine, for crying out loud.”

Mar 04, 2013 at 07:48PM EST

You get all kinds of solid things.
I insert a rocket.

Mar 04, 2013 at 07:55PM EST

You get Fifty Shades of grey.
I insert a computer.

Mar 04, 2013 at 11:16PM EST

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