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Last posted Mar 10, 2013 at 04:39PM EDT. Added Mar 07, 2013 at 10:42PM EST
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Last edited Mar 07, 2013 at 10:43PM EST
Mar 07, 2013 at 10:42PM EST


Dolphins are one of the most dangerous aquatic animals known to man. They are found worldwide in fresh as well as salt water. They are carnivores, eating mostly fish and squid. Dolphins are among the most intelligent animals, and their often friendly appearance and seemingly playful attitude have made them very popular in human culture. Despite their lovable appearance few know that they are responsible for raping over fourteen innocent people a year.

Despite their lovable appearance few know that they are responsible for raping over fourteen innocent people a year.

they are responsible for raping over fourteen innocent people a year.

raping over fourteen innocent people

raping innocent people

Last edited Mar 07, 2013 at 11:07PM EST
Mar 07, 2013 at 11:03PM EST
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Eeyup, it’s a dolphin

Mar 08, 2013 at 07:05AM EST

Rukario wrote:

Eeyup, it’s a dolphin

soooo…wheres the rape rod? or do they just…nose it in there

Mar 08, 2013 at 12:04PM EST
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Cale wrote:

Dolphins are rapists.

Mar 08, 2013 at 08:41PM EST

I’m saving money for a dolphinoplasty.

Or I could get a time machine, make my mother mate with a Deep One and I get to live forever under the rule of our lord Cthulhu.

Mar 09, 2013 at 12:29AM EST
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dolphinately.. funniest 30 seconds i’ve ever seen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msLSsLRPee4

Mar 09, 2013 at 01:05AM EST
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