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$10 million - what would you do with it?

Last posted Mar 21, 2013 at 11:59PM EDT. Added Mar 13, 2013 at 03:25AM EDT
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Apparently that’s the amount of public liability insurance I need to take out for a table at a lousy convention. I’d never really imagined this figure before (I have low expectations in life). What would you do with it, if you had it?

I’d start with this:

Fuckers ain’t hurting themselves on that.

Benevolent solution: Distribute wealth among my family and friends who need it far more than I do (most likely what I would do)

Practical but boring and kinda selfish solution: Deposit everything into a savings account and rake in interest

Escapist solution: Buy a plane ticket to New York, rent a fancy apartment, get a job

Inner child solution: Buy go karts and the entire suburb block. Convert it into a go kart race track

E-P33N solution: Build a new PC that’s built inside a fridge filled with NOS and overclock it to 10Ghz then play Crisis 3 on it at 10000×6000 resolution

Watch the world burn solution: Light it all on fire and cook marshmallows

Cash flaunting douche solution: Fill hot tub with money and bathe in cash while consuming caviar and martini’s (NZ currency is waterproof)

Domo Arigato solution: Build a working full size Gundam

Bill Gates solution: Donate entirety to cancer research

So many idea’s…

Last edited Mar 13, 2013 at 04:20AM EDT

Use it to construct my super laser and threaten the world for even more cash.

There is actually a few things that I think I would wind up doing with it. Suddenly I would have the money to go off and apply to one of those really high class art colleges where I can take Game Design as my major.

After that I could move on and live comfortably for the rest of my life while running my own independent game studio.

I don’t know what I would do with it. How much I would love to spend it on games, figurines, and vacations, I’m pretty content with how things are for right now to actually spend or devote the money on something.

When I think of something that would really make me happy, it’s not something money could buy. I want a tight knit family, I want a healthy mom, I want a brother who cares, I want my dad to love us, I want to go to cook outs with my aunts, uncles and cousins, I want confidence, I want motivation, I want to feel loved.

Depressing as it sounds, those are what I truly want. Only thing money would buy, to get my confidence and motivation, is more drugs to stuff down my throat and more therapist and psychiatrists wanting to know how I feel.
Money could buy my mom more medicine and operations, but it could never undo the damage of a stroke and old age.

Sadly, no amount of money can buy this guy happiness.

I would fund the creation of military robot-making factories (SWATbot factories), then I would use the remaining funds to invent a roboticizer and create my grand city of Robotropolis, after which I shall TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

Last edited Mar 13, 2013 at 09:59AM EDT

Money-safe, not as greedy solution: Deposit half of the amount into my account, then give my family nearly all of the investment, while I keep 10% of it (so I can deposit again to invest more monies, then my family can get more money), and then invest the other half into some fun stuff.

I’ll probably buy a go-kart, a better PC rig, a better monitor, buy myself a 4320p HDTV (you know, those ones that cost only 2.5% of $1,000,000 ($25k, which is actually pretty cheap if you have $10,000,000), the PS4 when it comes out, games I wanted to buy, a good car (for when I finally am old enough and have a license or permit).

That probably equates to only $500,000 if not less.

Then I’ll invest the rest into making a way to create inter-dimensional portals or just wormholes.
Hopefully that will happen in the next 25 years of my life, if not 30.

You people have no what you really should do with ten million.

>First, get the ten million in pounds. Current exchange rates means that one pound equals 1 1/2 dollars.

>Take newly acquired 17.5 million and invest 7.5 million into a bank account. Interest will start to accumulate over time, still making you rich if the next part fails (offshore bank account recommended).

>Take five million and invest into into well-entrenched businesses that make lots of money for their shareholders, but are financially stable.

>Invest the remaining five million into newer companies that you think could become extremely successful (think Google).

>Become filthy fucking rich and live out the rest of your life with more money than you know what do do with.

Edit: No money to Charity except to get tax deductibles which you don’t even need because of your offshore bank account(s).

Last edited Mar 14, 2013 at 11:59PM EDT

Vlad wrote:

You people have no what you really should do with ten million.

>First, get the ten million in pounds. Current exchange rates means that one pound equals 1 1/2 dollars.

>Take newly acquired 17.5 million and invest 7.5 million into a bank account. Interest will start to accumulate over time, still making you rich if the next part fails (offshore bank account recommended).

>Take five million and invest into into well-entrenched businesses that make lots of money for their shareholders, but are financially stable.

>Invest the remaining five million into newer companies that you think could become extremely successful (think Google).

>Become filthy fucking rich and live out the rest of your life with more money than you know what do do with.

Edit: No money to Charity except to get tax deductibles which you don’t even need because of your offshore bank account(s).

Damn. You beat me to it. I was going to say the same thing.

Honestly? Fund Kickstarters. I’d love to say that I’d do something more ‘benevolent’ like donating it to charity, but every time I look at a kickstarter I think about what they could do if I had the money to give to them. Kickstarter is where new ideas are born, and a wealthy investor with his eye on new projects could ignite technological revolutions across the board. It’s like funding people’s creative dreams, if that doesn’t sound too corny. Besides, I imagine that injecting money into these projects would produce more direct happiness than if I were to donate to a bunch of charities where money would be thinned out and watered down. At least, that’s my rationalization.

Last edited Mar 15, 2013 at 12:59AM EDT

Vlad wrote:

You people have no what you really should do with ten million.

>First, get the ten million in pounds. Current exchange rates means that one pound equals 1 1/2 dollars.

>Take newly acquired 17.5 million and invest 7.5 million into a bank account. Interest will start to accumulate over time, still making you rich if the next part fails (offshore bank account recommended).

>Take five million and invest into into well-entrenched businesses that make lots of money for their shareholders, but are financially stable.

>Invest the remaining five million into newer companies that you think could become extremely successful (think Google).

>Become filthy fucking rich and live out the rest of your life with more money than you know what do do with.

Edit: No money to Charity except to get tax deductibles which you don’t even need because of your offshore bank account(s).

Really bad time to confess I didn’t convert it from Australian dollars because I thought it was arbitrary. If it still is, go ahead and say 10 million pounds. If you’re finicky, here’s the rate:

US $10,380,070.05
GBP £6,876,258.79
EUR €7,970,533.58
CAD $10,606,706.02

Now everyone can re-evaluate.

I think I’m going to do some Canadian shopping.

First, I’d buy two plane tickets out of the Philippines to America.

Then, I’d buy myself a nice house where the cacophony of nearby construction sites aren’t grinding my ears.

After those two are over, I’ll go buy a Cintiq so I don’t have to be using my index finger all the time.

Lastly, I’d pay Hasbro into making an episode of LPS with the plot upon my whims.
And my whims are never up to something nice.

I’d save the rest of it for whatever. I’m no miser.

I would buy an island somewhere in international waters and fill it with servers. Then, file sharing sites could pay to host there without fear of being shut down. Give the MPAA a heart attack.

I would invest my money into a rocketship coffin.
The coffin will be a rocketship, it will go past pluto one day. There will be pictures taken every hour. 100 pictures of everything around my coffin, and 1 picture of me inside the coffin. The rocketship coffin will be solar powered and the ship will one day go crash into pluto. Once it hit pluto, my coffin will explode with a powerful shockwave that will destroy pluto.
Yes, I had this planned out for years.

Simple really, i’d go to a convenience store and ask for it to be converted to pennies.
After seeing the shopkeeper endure that torture I’d carry it in a large jar, wait till I get mugged (it’s inevitable really when you’re publicly carrying huge amounts of cash) and crush the mugger with it.
I’d then buy myself out of a murder charge and purchase Lithuania for £70,000 (that’s actually how much it costs). I’d then extradite everyone to Burma and destroy any traces of human addition to the land except for one massive palace (I’d get laborers to do this). Then I’d finally be able to get some peace and quiet and I’d probably end up reaching Enlightenment.
Near the end of my life I’d declare war on everyone, leave Lithuania and leave it as a massive sigh saying ‘JK ;)’
Reasonable goals. I know.

Honestly, instead of buying huge chunks of random things, I would simply whittle around the money constantly keeping track on how much I spend. I don’t want to get too crazy, that will lead to people attempting to take my moneys.

I don’t want people to take my moneys.

Skeletor-sm

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