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Famous Last Words

Last posted Apr 12, 2013 at 02:07AM EDT. Added Mar 13, 2013 at 09:10AM EDT
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“I will be back…..with weapons…”
-Arnold Schwartzengerman in Hamlet

Mar 13, 2013 at 10:13AM EDT

Hmm… a thread about political views? This looks like it’ll be fun!

Mar 13, 2013 at 10:40AM EDT

“Hey guys! Watch this!”

Mar 13, 2013 at 12:32PM EDT

Come on guys. We all know this isn’t real. Everything on this site is fake. Escpecially something with the name of Candlejack. This story is just stu

Mar 13, 2013 at 12:42PM EDT

Why Lizaaaa…? WHYYYYYY…? You beeetchhhh…Ghaaa! Ahhhhh…!
-Johnny’s last words in The Room

Mar 13, 2013 at 02:11PM EDT

“My treasure is yours for the taking, I left everything I own in One Piece”
-Gol D. Rogers.

Mar 13, 2013 at 02:23PM EDT

My personal favourite:

“Shoot, coward. You are only going to kill a man.”

- Che Guevara’s [disputed] last words

Mar 14, 2013 at 08:48PM EDT

There was an American general whose name I forgot but he was so confident he made the smart decision to stand in the line of fire and he said this
‘Stop hiding! They couldn’t hit us if we were elepha-’

Predictably, he got shot.

Mar 18, 2013 at 05:44PM EDT

eloquent atheist wrote:

There was an American general whose name I forgot but he was so confident he made the smart decision to stand in the line of fire and he said this
‘Stop hiding! They couldn’t hit us if we were elepha-’

Predictably, he got shot.

Actually, he said it Twice.
The second time, he got shot.

Mar 18, 2013 at 05:48PM EDT

“And do you think I, then, am taking pleasure in my bath?”- Montezuma, Last Emperor of the Aztecs

In response to Cortes demands of meso-american riches, these words are interpreted in many different ways though.

Mar 18, 2013 at 06:02PM EDT

“Go away! Last words are for fools who haven’t said enough!” – Carl Marx

Mar 18, 2013 at 08:29PM EDT

“Do or do not, there is no try.”
--Spock, Battlestar Galactica

Mar 18, 2013 at 09:37PM EDT

“This is the last of Earth! I am content!”
-John Quincy Adams

Those words would also probably be my last.

Mar 19, 2013 at 01:29AM EDT

Now I shall go to sleep. Goodnight.
~~ Lord George Byron, writer, d. 1824

Mar 19, 2013 at 09:55AM EDT

Chokesmurf wrote:


-Hellen Keller

“Determined to communicate with others as conventionally as possible, Keller learned to speak, and spent much of her life giving speeches and lectures.” – Wikipedia

ur doin it wrong

Mar 19, 2013 at 10:45AM EDT

“Hey guys, there’s a sniper somewhere in this thre-”

Mar 19, 2013 at 05:51PM EDT

“Hey guys there something wrong with this thing it keeps jamming, see?”

~Anthony Carmine

Mar 19, 2013 at 06:26PM EDT

“Come on and slam! Welcome to the Jam”
-Charles Barkley

Mar 19, 2013 at 09:48PM EDT

“What? Summer Glau a real Terminator? You can’t be ser-”

Mar 25, 2013 at 01:31PM EDT

“He could be in this very room, he could be you…He could be ME! He could even be-”
-Blu Spy, Meet the Spy

-Gordon Freeman

Mar 25, 2013 at 06:25PM EDT

My personal favorite.
“I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.”

Last edited Mar 25, 2013 at 06:56PM EDT
Mar 25, 2013 at 06:55PM EDT

“Come now, my friend. This isn’t the time to be making enemies.”
-Voltaire when asked by a priest if he wanted to renounce the devil on his deathbed.

Mar 31, 2013 at 10:39AM EDT

“I want you to kill me”

Mar 31, 2013 at 07:44PM EDT

“Money can’t buy life”
-Bob Marley

Apr 01, 2013 at 05:51PM EDT

WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMBNUTS?! Didn’t your mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?!”
-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

Never forget

Apr 01, 2013 at 07:10PM EDT

All the world’s a stage and all the men and women merely players. And I appear to have missed my curtain call.

Apr 02, 2013 at 12:05AM EDT

Check out this sweet jet backflip
-bf3 players

Apr 02, 2013 at 10:38AM EDT

I am about to -- or I am going to -- die: either expression is correct.
Said by: Dominique Bouhours, famous French grammarian

Dammit…Don’t you dare ask God to help me.
Said by: Joan Crawford to her housekeeper who began to pray aloud.

Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around!
Said by: Carl Panzram, serial killer, shortly before he was executed by hanging.

and the last one of my favorite

Now why did I do that?
Said by: General William Erskine, after he jumped from a window in Lisbon, Portugal in 1813.

Last edited Apr 02, 2013 at 11:54AM EDT
Apr 02, 2013 at 11:52AM EDT

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