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Last posted Mar 09, 2014 at 06:19PM EDT. Added Mar 16, 2013 at 10:40PM EDT
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Your egg-stensive use of egg puns may make you think you’re egg-cellent, but egg-knowledge that your puns are overcooked. They’re all cookie cutter jokes, you better eggs-plain why you’re using such nonsense.


Oh look, it’s my 3rd page get of the day. Boy am I lucky.

Last edited Mar 20, 2013 at 01:02AM EDT
Mar 20, 2013 at 12:54AM EDT
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Don’t know what side I should choose, so I will just sit here relaxing until I am pulled into this in some way. Besides, I am not being payed enough.

Mar 20, 2013 at 06:35PM EDT
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Im quite incapable of dispatching a guy in a robot shooting rockets, so im just gonna sit this one out too.

Mar 20, 2013 at 06:42PM EDT
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Haha! Vhats Eggs man can´t defeat Heavy and me! WE HAVE SO MUCH POWER! AND I AM FULL OF MEEM!

Mar 20, 2013 at 07:28PM EDT
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Dr. Ivo Robotnik wrote:

Now where was I? Oh yes… ahem

DIE YOU BLASTED DRAGON!!!!

You think you can take me on, you obnoxious bastard? I have a spaceship!

Mar 20, 2013 at 07:44PM EDT
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“uses 3rd ability” can you even lift bro you are obese you can’t experiment without gov intervention so this is easy minions

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Mar 20, 2013 at 08:52PM EDT
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jace is a boss wrote:

ok (controls masterburner) now hit mr robonik

No use arguing with a dragon controlling my mind from another plane of existence..

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Mar 20, 2013 at 09:38PM EDT
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Medic wrote:

Haha! Vhats Eggs man can´t defeat Heavy and me! WE HAVE SO MUCH POWER! AND I AM FULL OF MEEM!

I don’t have to hurt you to beat you.

We’ll see if your Heavy can withstand roboticization!

@Nicol Balas:

GET A LOAD OF MY DEATH EGG ROBOT!

Mar 20, 2013 at 09:47PM EDT
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Username41 Is So FLERFEH Right Now wrote:

YOU’RE ASKING FOR IT.

AEROBLAST!

You’re trying to shoot me? Now there’s a laugh.

Come at me, you mother-loving piece of filth.

Mar 20, 2013 at 11:00PM EDT
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MasterBurner wrote:

No use arguing with a dragon controlling my mind from another plane of existence..

DARN IT! That laser blast took out my Egg Shield!

I must retreat, as I’m in no condition to face Bolas without proper shielding.

But mark my words, Nicol Bolas, once I’ve obtained all 7 Chaos Emeralds, not even you will be able to stand in my way!!!

Last edited Mar 21, 2013 at 12:01AM EDT
Mar 20, 2013 at 11:46PM EDT
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Looks like Dr. Robotnik took… an Eggman to the face!

What, have your plans been hard-boiled?

Did you undercook your grenades in that launcher of yours?

Has your plan gone spoiled?

Mar 21, 2013 at 12:14AM EDT
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Did I just hear… Emeralds? Now I am interested, how much can I get for them if I sell them?

Mar 21, 2013 at 02:16AM EDT
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*currently left out in the rain*
Well I feel forgotten.

Mar 21, 2013 at 02:50AM EDT
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Natsuru Springfield wrote:

Did I just hear… Emeralds? Now I am interested, how much can I get for them if I sell them?

They are extremely valuable as there are only 7 in existence, not to mention their incredible power.

I’ll make you an offer. If you assist me by helping me find all 7 Chaos Emeralds and by assisting me in the oncoming battle, then I will pay twice as much as any offer you’d find anywhere else.

If not, I can roboticize you and get the same work for free. Your choice.

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Mar 21, 2013 at 09:54AM EDT
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Ann Hiro wrote:

*currently left out in the rain*
Well I feel forgotten.

Taryn explained why on the last page.

Mar 21, 2013 at 11:44AM EDT
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Ann Hiro wrote:

*currently left out in the rain*
Well I feel forgotten.

Iknowthatfeelbro.jpg

Mar 21, 2013 at 02:30PM EDT
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Dr. Ivo Robotnik wrote:

They are extremely valuable as there are only 7 in existence, not to mention their incredible power.

I’ll make you an offer. If you assist me by helping me find all 7 Chaos Emeralds and by assisting me in the oncoming battle, then I will pay twice as much as any offer you’d find anywhere else.

If not, I can roboticize you and get the same work for free. Your choice.

Sounds good to me! Now then, where can I find these Chaos Emeralds?

Mar 21, 2013 at 02:30PM EDT
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Natsuru Springfield wrote:

Sounds good to me! Now then, where can I find these Chaos Emeralds?

Your working with my greatest enemy! this alliance cannot be allowed to come to pass!
Nicol, where are you? I need you dishing out those fan-dangled cards of yours and fast!

Mar 21, 2013 at 02:48PM EDT
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Im just gonna break character for a second to say that you guys are some violent motherfuckers.

Mar 21, 2013 at 02:52PM EDT
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404 user not found wrote:

Im just gonna break character for a second to say that you guys are some violent motherfuckers.

Actually, since your avatar is a 404 you shouldn’t be posting on this thread in the first place.
Um, I mean… I AM A MAN! {punch}

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Mar 21, 2013 at 03:40PM EDT
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Laika wrote:

Your working with my greatest enemy! this alliance cannot be allowed to come to pass!
Nicol, where are you? I need you dishing out those fan-dangled cards of yours and fast!

I dunno, he is offering to pay me twice as much as any other offer I could get anywhere else… which roughly equivilates to 8000 yen taking the most I have ever made from a single job before. Damn, everyone in Gensokyo seems rich at first but poor whenever they need my help…

And oh right! I have my spellcards as well! Thanks for reminding me!
User Profile Loaded
25 Spellcards added to Syntax and Shuffled
5 Boss Cards added to secondary Syntax

Now then, where was I? Ah yes. Chaos Emeralds. starts flying around to look for them

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Mar 21, 2013 at 03:51PM EDT
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Natsuru Springfield wrote:

I dunno, he is offering to pay me twice as much as any other offer I could get anywhere else… which roughly equivilates to 8000 yen taking the most I have ever made from a single job before. Damn, everyone in Gensokyo seems rich at first but poor whenever they need my help…

And oh right! I have my spellcards as well! Thanks for reminding me!
User Profile Loaded
25 Spellcards added to Syntax and Shuffled
5 Boss Cards added to secondary Syntax

Now then, where was I? Ah yes. Chaos Emeralds. starts flying around to look for them

Flying above the ground to locate the Chaos Emeralds may prove to be a disadvantage. You see, Chaos Emeralds are typically located in special stages only accessible via Special Rings that Sonic and I (usually Sonic) find hidden in the underbrush in various zones.

In fact, I usually just allow Sonic to collect all of the Emeralds (or at least most of them) so I can steal them from him when the opportunity arises.

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Mar 21, 2013 at 04:25PM EDT
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I’ll borrow Aeris’s time machine and abort you all from time.

Mar 21, 2013 at 04:27PM EDT
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0.9999...=1 wrote:

You think you can take me on, you obnoxious bastard? I have a spaceship!


And? I have a space colony.

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Mar 21, 2013 at 04:30PM EDT
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Umm, may I remind you, Dr. Robotnik, that your endless colonies have been destroyed by the same “supersonic” blue naked hedgehog over and over again?
Do you even chili-dog trap?

Mar 21, 2013 at 04:34PM EDT
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Digoxin wrote:

Umm, may I remind you, Dr. Robotnik, that your endless colonies have been destroyed by the same “supersonic” blue naked hedgehog over and over again?
Do you even chili-dog trap?

No, I leave that to these two numb-skulls:

EDIT: Come to think of it, maybe things like this is why I’ve never beaten Sonic…

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Mar 21, 2013 at 04:37PM EDT
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jace is a boss wrote:

hmmm maybe an emerird will even desmate eggman so i need an team

We should team up, find these crystals via our own means and destroy them, deal?

Mar 21, 2013 at 04:39PM EDT
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Laika wrote:

We should team up, find these crystals via our own means and destroy them, deal?

OFFICIAL DECLARATION OF THE EGGMAN EMPIRE

From this point onward, any and all persons who submit themselves to the service of the Eggman Empire and to Dr. Robotnik in his quest to destroy Nicol Bolas and any who align themselves with him will not at any time now or in the future be subjected to roboticization and will be granted full immunity within the boundaries of the Eggman Empire.

END DECLARATION

So who’s with me?

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Mar 21, 2013 at 04:47PM EDT
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Dr. Ivo Robotnik wrote:

OFFICIAL DECLARATION OF THE EGGMAN EMPIRE

From this point onward, any and all persons who submit themselves to the service of the Eggman Empire and to Dr. Robotnik in his quest to destroy Nicol Bolas and any who align themselves with him will not at any time now or in the future be subjected to roboticization and will be granted full immunity within the boundaries of the Eggman Empire.

END DECLARATION

So who’s with me?

PREXIANS WE NEED TO FIND AN ANIMAL NAMED SONIC TO STEAL EMERIRDS SO THAT HIS SPACE CONLINY WILL BE DENSENGRATED my army

Mar 21, 2013 at 04:59PM EDT
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Guys, I traveled 50 years back in time and accidentally ran over this old man:

He wasn’t important, right? I would be awful if I created a paradox and screwed someone’s birth…

Mar 21, 2013 at 04:59PM EDT
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In retaliation to this outrageous proposition!

OFFICIAL ESTABLISHMENT OF THE SAMURAI ORDER

Peoples, listen to me when I say that the Eggman Empire is one of suppression and fear, Dr. Robotnik needs to be wiped from the planet and his minions along with him, for they seek to take your freedom. Hear me when I say that you will be given great privileges and your actions will be commended within our order.

Join me!

Mar 21, 2013 at 05:05PM EDT
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Can I join the Samurai order?!
You give free cookies, right?

Mar 21, 2013 at 05:07PM EDT
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Digoxin wrote:

Can I join the Samurai order?!
You give free cookies, right?

Take a seat right over here,

slides tray laden with 30 cookies over Digoxins way

You happy bro?

Mar 21, 2013 at 05:15PM EDT
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Dr. Ivo Robotnik wrote:


And? I have a space colony.

Did I mention that I also have magic? Let’s see just how useful your robots are for ya when they’re turned into angry, rabid chimpanzees.

Mar 21, 2013 at 05:24PM EDT
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Guys, I just realized…
The man I accidentally killed 50 years ago was Gerald Robotnik…
He was Eggman’s granpha…
He was his father’s father…
If he’s dead, Eggman doesn’t exist…
We won, Samurai Warriors

Mar 21, 2013 at 05:25PM EDT
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Digoxin wrote:

Guys, I just realized…
The man I accidentally killed 50 years ago was Gerald Robotnik…
He was Eggman’s granpha…
He was his father’s father…
If he’s dead, Eggman doesn’t exist…
We won, Samurai Warriors

After or before conception?

Mar 21, 2013 at 05:34PM EDT
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Eggman? Robotnik? never heard of him….

Mar 21, 2013 at 05:35PM EDT
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Oh, nobody knows Robotnik because he never existed…
I mean, these cookies are delicious!

Mar 21, 2013 at 05:41PM EDT
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so sonic win that changes the space time countiuniom
i like an cookie

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Mar 21, 2013 at 06:19PM EDT
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