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Dr. Robotnik wrote:

BY THE ORDER OF DR. ROBOTNIK, ALL ENEMIES OF THE SAMURAI ORDER ARE ENEMIES OF THE EGGMAN EMPIRE!!!

GET A LOAD OF THIS!!!

your feeble attempts of destroying me are pathetic.

give up mortas for there is no hope in defeating the madness.

Mar 27, 2013 at 11:44PM EDT
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My Anus has been explored by monsters, nothing frightens me anymore.

Mar 28, 2013 at 12:07AM EDT
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Ann Hiro wrote:

My Anus has been explored by monsters, nothing frightens me anymore.


What kinds of monsters?

Mar 28, 2013 at 12:19AM EDT
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Asura, The Anti-Fun wrote:

your feeble attempts of destroying me are pathetic.

give up mortas for there is no hope in defeating the madness.


This is obviously not my fight.

If only we had some sorta, I dunno, a planeswalker or somethin’…

Last edited Mar 28, 2013 at 12:47AM EDT
Mar 28, 2013 at 12:40AM EDT
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Digoxin wrote:


What kinds of monsters?

Now watch as I get anally violated

Mar 28, 2013 at 01:16AM EDT
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God dammit Dr. Robotnik, can’t you just happily enjoy peace and delicious pyramid shaped cookies, obviously not, we will destroy you for the final time.

Mar 28, 2013 at 12:39PM EDT
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Laika wrote:

God dammit Dr. Robotnik, can’t you just happily enjoy peace and delicious pyramid shaped cookies, obviously not, we will destroy you for the final time.

My readings indicate that a high cooking and baking activity has been reported from your behavior. Either you correct the behavior or make the respective modifications to your avatar Samurai.

Mar 28, 2013 at 01:03PM EDT
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Can’t we all just sit down and enjoy these cookies?

Mar 28, 2013 at 01:13PM EDT
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It's a me! Leox wrote:

My readings indicate that a high cooking and baking activity has been reported from your behavior. Either you correct the behavior or make the respective modifications to your avatar Samurai.

Agreed, therefore its time to reveal that I am actually a crow, but not just any crow.

I am The omnipotent all powerful god Crow. FEAR ME DR.

Last edited Mar 28, 2013 at 02:18PM EDT
Mar 28, 2013 at 02:14PM EDT
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Laika wrote:

Agreed, therefore its time to reveal that I am actually a crow, but not just any crow.

I am The omnipotent all powerful god Crow. FEAR ME DR.

Look, I was only trying to avenge your fallen cookie factories, but perhaps I went too far.

Leo has brought us more cookies, so I see no reason for another drawn-out conflict like last time.

I would be more than happy to help usher in an era of peace, but that cannot happen when I am constantly being threatened by you.

Truce?

Last edited Mar 28, 2013 at 03:00PM EDT
Mar 28, 2013 at 02:32PM EDT
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Oh wait….great Crow offers sincere apologies, he has misread what you have said during his transformation.

As a token of apology he offers you…

Delicious fat-free cake, enjoy.

Mar 28, 2013 at 03:02PM EDT
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Laika wrote:

Oh wait….great Crow offers sincere apologies, he has misread what you have said during his transformation.

As a token of apology he offers you…

Delicious fat-free cake, enjoy.

Thank you, my good crow.

Last edited Mar 28, 2013 at 03:23PM EDT
Mar 28, 2013 at 03:07PM EDT
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Dr. Robotnik wrote:

BY THE ORDER OF DR. ROBOTNIK, ALL ENEMIES OF THE SAMURAI ORDER ARE ENEMIES OF THE EGGMAN EMPIRE!!!

GET A LOAD OF THIS!!!

i’ll help you by giving him an taste of my prexian oil planes walk to new perexia and gather oil opps throws oil then light it on fire

Last edited Mar 28, 2013 at 03:28PM EDT
Mar 28, 2013 at 03:27PM EDT
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The great crows memory has failed him and he is currently unable to recall who his enemies are, he believes there must be more than just Rambo 01.

Mar 28, 2013 at 05:08PM EDT
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I swear I must have been searched every thread in the galaxy twice now for an answer-- Does anyone on this planet know how to get water out of a crashed Quiiel’Antagish Sun-Ring freighter?
I got water on mine.

Mar 28, 2013 at 05:18PM EDT
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Durvarowe wrote:

I swear I must have been searched every thread in the galaxy twice now for an answer-- Does anyone on this planet know how to get water out of a crashed Quiiel’Antagish Sun-Ring freighter?
I got water on mine.

fire breath

Mar 28, 2013 at 05:25PM EDT
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jace is a boss wrote:

i’ll help you by giving him an taste of my prexian oil planes walk to new perexia and gather oil opps throws oil then light it on fire

Really? is that all?

Mar 28, 2013 at 06:03PM EDT
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Asura, just go home. You’re ruining the slightly peaceful mood we had going.
I hope you’re happy.

Mar 28, 2013 at 06:20PM EDT
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Asura, The Anti-Fun wrote:

Really? is that all?

The great all powerful god surpassing crow has acknowledged you as his prime target, prepare to pay for disrupting cookie production and enjoyment.

Harnesses the full power of mother natures clouds and calls forth a rapid lightning storm upon Rambo 01

Lighting that strikes extreme explosive force that is…

Mar 28, 2013 at 06:23PM EDT
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If you want, I specialize in Exorcisms. I think it would work particularly well against the evil crazy dude with the bandages. (Also, I can dodge omnipotent powers, but only dodge and not immune.)

Mar 28, 2013 at 06:30PM EDT
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Natsuru Springfield wrote:

If you want, I specialize in Exorcisms. I think it would work particularly well against the evil crazy dude with the bandages. (Also, I can dodge omnipotent powers, but only dodge and not immune.)

An exorcism would be most welcome, the crow thanks you for this contribution and offers you one wish.

Mar 28, 2013 at 06:42PM EDT
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Laika wrote:

The great all powerful god surpassing crow has acknowledged you as his prime target, prepare to pay for disrupting cookie production and enjoyment.

Harnesses the full power of mother natures clouds and calls forth a rapid lightning storm upon Rambo 01

Lighting that strikes extreme explosive force that is…

you destroyed all my clothes, now im all sexy n naked in front of everyone. better cover up.

i hope your happy, i liked my shirt.

Mar 28, 2013 at 07:01PM EDT
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Natsuru Springfield wrote:

Alright then, here I go!

The crow does not accept failure Natsuru, there will be grave consequences for you if this does not succeed.

Very deadly life threatening consequence….

Last edited Mar 28, 2013 at 07:11PM EDT
Mar 28, 2013 at 07:11PM EDT
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Asura, The Anti-Fun wrote:

Really? is that all?

no look at your servents you got powerful for an few i was aiming at your servants if i were to aim at you you will die

Mar 28, 2013 at 08:32PM EDT
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jace is a boss wrote:

no look at your servents you got powerful for an few i was aiming at your servants if i were to aim at you you will die

uhh, i actually dont have any servants of followers. for your lack of grammer and foolishnesss, i cast this on you.

Mar 28, 2013 at 09:12PM EDT
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Well snap. That doesn’t have that high of a Mana Cost at all.

But stiiiillll, doesn’t stop the 4 incoming exorcism orbs headed at your face.

Mar 28, 2013 at 09:57PM EDT
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Natsuru Springfield wrote:

Alright then, here we go! Fantasy Orbs!

here is something for you.

Last edited Mar 28, 2013 at 10:37PM EDT
Mar 28, 2013 at 10:37PM EDT
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(This next apocaliptic battle is brought to you by Grandma Betsy, the ol’ fashionable way to kill…Sure, over the years we had a lot of imitators…Grandpa Betsy, Uncle Heavy, all of them shot in the head while walking around in public….no witnesses, no arrests…Meanwhile Grandma Betsy keeps going on….)
((GRANDMA BETSY….THE OL’ FASHIONABLE WAY TO KILL…))

Mar 28, 2013 at 10:54PM EDT
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finds self in some destroyed landscape somewhere
What happened here? Oh, look, people! Hey, what are you all doing?
everyone watching huge battle
Oh, sweet!

Mar 28, 2013 at 11:19PM EDT
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GUYS GUYS GUYS!!!
SOMEONE ATE ALL THE COOKIES!!!

The price must be paid.

Mar 28, 2013 at 11:23PM EDT
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Asura, The Anti-Fun wrote:

here is something for you.

YAAAH!!!

Wild Exorcism Dance!

Mar 28, 2013 at 11:25PM EDT
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twirling around
sees fight
turns into sparkly rainbow tornado of peacefulness and death
lands on battlefeild and hits everyone with my magic powers
Teehee~

Mar 29, 2013 at 12:56AM EDT
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first to get hit by sparkly rainbow
What!? What’s goin’ on!?
tearing noise

OH, F*CK YES! HANDS!!! AND THEY’RE ROBOTIC!!! I’MA JOIN IN THIS FIGHT!
notices everyone hit by rainbow
Well, f*ck. That puts a damper on my mood.

Last edited Mar 29, 2013 at 01:07AM EDT
Mar 29, 2013 at 01:03AM EDT
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Fools! Once I’ve finished constructing my Egg Fleet, I’ll be unstoppable!

Mar 29, 2013 at 01:21AM EDT
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DarkEvilSoul wrote:

twirling around
sees fight
turns into sparkly rainbow tornado of peacefulness and death
lands on battlefeild and hits everyone with my magic powers
Teehee~

Oh boy, this will be troublesome. Duplex Barrier (Easy Mode)!!!

Mar 29, 2013 at 01:41AM EDT
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Dr. Robotnik wrote:

Fools! Once I’ve finished constructing my Egg Fleet, I’ll be unstoppable!

FOOLISH EGG SHAPED HUMAN! YOU FORGOT ABOUT MANY WEAPONS THAT CAN STOP YOU, LIKE

THE ORBITAL FRIENDSHIP CANNON!!!

Don’t make me use it…

Mar 29, 2013 at 02:43AM EDT
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Digoxin wrote:

GUYS GUYS GUYS!!!
SOMEONE ATE ALL THE COOKIES!!!

The price must be paid.

Mmm… that vas delicious!...................OK! I ATE THEM! I LOVE SO MUCH THE COOKIEZ! VHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? KILL ME? YOU ZEE CAN NOT KILL ME WITH MY ARMY OF GODS!

Last edited Mar 29, 2013 at 03:28AM EDT
Mar 29, 2013 at 03:24AM EDT
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Ann Hiro wrote:

My Anus has been explored by monsters, nothing frightens me anymore.


…Hawt.

Now. Which one of you bastards ate the cookies before I could get to them again.
Was it you, Medic?

Mar 29, 2013 at 05:16AM EDT
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The Crow returns from his slumber and finds his world lacking even more, he see’s never ending war, chaos and confusion as the mortals and planeswalkers hurriedly rush to attack one another over confused alliances.

Those who declare themselves disciples of the almighty crow will be pulled from this world and spared from vindication, now…

The crow will end this world in a new, fresh and much needed extinction event

Mar 29, 2013 at 07:38AM EDT
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Laika wrote:

The Crow returns from his slumber and finds his world lacking even more, he see’s never ending war, chaos and confusion as the mortals and planeswalkers hurriedly rush to attack one another over confused alliances.

Those who declare themselves disciples of the almighty crow will be pulled from this world and spared from vindication, now…

The crow will end this world in a new, fresh and much needed extinction event

Who is to emerge from this new world, mighty Crow?
Will I be the first human to dwell the landscape?

Mar 29, 2013 at 07:45AM EDT
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