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Last posted Apr 09, 2013 at 05:08PM EDT. Added Mar 17, 2013 at 07:06PM EDT
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Post things that make you wish you were dead just so you could escape their stupidity.

Mar 17, 2013 at 07:06PM EDT
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Homeopathy and any dipshit stupid enough to believe it. Also this:

Mar 17, 2013 at 07:12PM EDT
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Hello fellow struggling-working-class-just-above-the-bread-line citizen
I heard you like cuts, so we put a cut on your cut so you can be robbed of you money why your robbing money to support yourself.

Mar 17, 2013 at 07:16PM EDT
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Twilitlord wrote:

Well, self-promotion makes me want to kill myself…

I was trying for irony but thanx for thinking I’m a self promoter at least I don’t want to kill myself anymoar

Mar 17, 2013 at 07:46PM EDT
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The CoS makes science cry…
…and logic…
…and common sense…
I may be agnostic, but I can at least sort of respect most religious people on the far liberal (i.e. opposite of extreme) end. This almost seems to be deliberately designed to make an Ath/Ag’s head explode like a robot when you tell it to calculate the exact value of pi.

Last edited Mar 18, 2013 at 12:11AM EDT
Mar 18, 2013 at 12:09AM EDT
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0.9999...=1 wrote:


The CoS makes science cry…
…and logic…
…and common sense…
I may be agnostic, but I can at least sort of respect most religious people on the far liberal (i.e. opposite of extreme) end. This almost seems to be deliberately designed to make an Ath/Ag’s head explode like a robot when you tell it to calculate the exact value of pi.

Mar 18, 2013 at 01:01AM EDT
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Yes, I’m aware that I made a reference. What do you want, a cookie?
Okay.

Mar 18, 2013 at 01:21AM EDT
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I’m at the doctors office right now and on the tv Fox News is saying that violent video games are as addictive as drugs.

Mar 26, 2013 at 12:10PM EDT
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Dac wrote:

I’m at the doctors office right now and on the tv Fox News is saying that violent video games are as addictive as drugs.

If VIOLENT video games are addictive, why do I only play cutesy mascot games?

Mar 26, 2013 at 01:19PM EDT
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Still Erin wrote:

Post things that make you wish you were dead just so you could escape their stupidity.

That explains why so many girls eat bananas.

Mar 26, 2013 at 04:43PM EDT

Dac wrote:

I’m at the doctors office right now and on the tv Fox News is saying that violent video games are as addictive as drugs.

Silly Fox News, it’s ponies that are as addictive as drugs. Come on, you know this already! You’ve done stories about bronies several times now!


As for something that makes me want to kill myself from stupidity, Ben & Jerry’s decided to support gay marriage and advertise that view on facebook. I will give you ten seconds to figure out how people are reacting.

Mar 26, 2013 at 07:09PM EDT
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Crimson Locks wrote:

Silly Fox News, it’s ponies that are as addictive as drugs. Come on, you know this already! You’ve done stories about bronies several times now!


As for something that makes me want to kill myself from stupidity, Ben & Jerry’s decided to support gay marriage and advertise that view on facebook. I will give you ten seconds to figure out how people are reacting.

Fucking violent video games, huh? First, they cause kids to become violent, now they are spreading the gay everywhere. Even Ben and Jerry supports gays! The probably have copies of grand theft auto in their offices…

Mar 26, 2013 at 07:57PM EDT
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Gashadokuro wrote:

This meme sickens me

It’s okay, you’re not the only one.

Feel better now?

Mar 27, 2013 at 05:23PM EDT
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Absolutely everything mentioned here.

Hey parents! Do you want your kids to grow up completely clownshit insane? Then make sure to get them started early at The Academy of Brain Cell Genocide!

Apr 05, 2013 at 12:13AM EDT
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i would never wish myself dead i enjoy life too much
i would however wish i was blind and deaf at times

Apr 05, 2013 at 05:28AM EDT
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0.9999...=1 wrote:

It’s okay, you’re not the only one.

Feel better now?

No. Now I really want to put a nail gun to my temple.
I hate nostalgia critic. He’s the Tom Green of meme culture. He’s just not funny.

Apr 05, 2013 at 05:41PM EDT
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Derpy the Red Nosed fiend wrote:

No. Now I really want to put a nail gun to my temple.
I hate nostalgia critic. He’s the Tom Green of meme culture. He’s just not funny.

So in other words…

Well, it’s good that you posted that here, because that sort of attitude makes me want to jump off a bridge more than just about anything else.

Apr 05, 2013 at 06:08PM EDT
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Derpy the Red Nosed fiend wrote:

No. Now I really want to put a nail gun to my temple.
I hate nostalgia critic. He’s the Tom Green of meme culture. He’s just not funny.

Nostalgia critic is funny when he is reviewing movies, but I can’t stand his humor when he does skits in between the reviews.

Apr 07, 2013 at 06:38PM EDT
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Dac wrote:

Nostalgia critic is funny when he is reviewing movies, but I can’t stand his humor when he does skits in between the reviews.

And here we have what keeps me from jumping off that theoretical bridge- people conveying their opinions as if they were… well…their opinions. Humor is purely subjective, which is the very reason why one person laughs at a joke and another doesn’t. I happen to find the skits within the NC’s reviews amazingly funny, but that fact does not make a singe iota of difference towards if you do or not, and it certainly does not mean that you “should”.

Keeping on the topic of this thread, just go to Cracked, and you’ll find that one of about every three to five articles published there detail feats of human stupidity that will make you facepalm yourself into a coma.

Apr 07, 2013 at 07:10PM EDT
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Going by my name you might wanna guess, but I won’t say it outright because I’d probably get violently killed by certain groups who are supposed to be forgiving.

Apr 09, 2013 at 05:06PM EDT
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