I went to get some ketchup for my lunch, but all that came out was tomato-flavored water…
I want to listen to music for free, but Spotify makes me listen to ads…
I want to roboticize woodland animals, but that hedgehog keeps getting in my way…
I want to eat something but when I open the fridge there’s nothing immediately edible.
There is nothing to do on the Internet and I am bored.
I want to play on my TFC server but it isn’t 2:00PM yet :*(
I’m here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I’m all out of bubblegum.
I have all of these video games to play…
BUT I ONLY NEED ONE!
>Stopping at a gas-station
>Go to into the gas-station while my chauffeur is at filling up the Limousine
>Pick up a $0.89 Pack of Gum.
>Go to buy it
>Wallet only has $100’s
Fuck this gay earth.
I wanted to join a server but MOTD shown an ad and the game crashed
i feel like i could use a good muffin
but the gas-station down the road is such a long walk
Far Cry 3 forces me to go through another account registration process!
I want to heal the Soldier… But he is using the Escualizer