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Captain Capital

Last posted Apr 02, 2013 at 01:49PM EDT. Added Mar 31, 2013 at 01:45PM EDT
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Subway Boss Emmet wrote:

That’s! Not! Natural! Get! To! Your! Senses!

Ah, If It Isn’t Ensign Exclamation Point! How Have You Been?

Last edited Mar 31, 2013 at 02:03PM EDT
Mar 31, 2013 at 02:03PM EDT
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Captain, Capital, it, is, I, Colonel, Comma

Mar 31, 2013 at 02:44PM EDT

nEED! a! dISPENSER! hERE!

Mar 31, 2013 at 02:46PM EDT
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As*the*highest*ranking*officer*here*I,*Admiral*Asterisk,*am*taking*command*of*this*unit*

Mar 31, 2013 at 03:23PM EDT
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(Admiral) (Asterisk!) (I) (bring) (reports) (back) (from) (the) (recon) (mission) (on) (the) (Grammar) (Nazis,) (sir!)

Mar 31, 2013 at 03:25PM EDT
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level4outbreak wrote:

(Admiral) (Asterisk!) (I) (bring) (reports) (back) (from) (the) (recon) (mission) (on) (the) (Grammar) (Nazis,) (sir!)

Private!Parenthesis!Nice!To!See!You!

Mar 31, 2013 at 03:29PM EDT
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Sergeant~Squiggly~Line~Reporting~For~Duty~Ensign~Exclamation~Sir

Last edited Mar 31, 2013 at 03:34PM EDT
Mar 31, 2013 at 03:31PM EDT
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(Ensign) (Exclamation) (Point,) (you) (must) (make) (certain) (that) (this) (information) (gets) (to) (the) (admiral!) (The) (Grammar) (Nazis) (are) (preparing) (for) (an) (attack) (on) (our) (right) (flank!) (We) (need) (to) (reinforce) (there,) (sir!)

Mar 31, 2013 at 03:33PM EDT
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0.9999...=1 wrote:

qI’MwTAKINGeCONTROLrOFtTHISySQUADRONuCAPTAINiCAPITALo!p

Not!General!Gibberish!

Mar 31, 2013 at 03:49PM EDT
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Subway Boss Emmet wrote:

Not!General!Gibberish!

You Fool! It’s Lieutenant Colonel Letters Instead Of Spaces! And I Will Gladly Hand The Reins Over To You, Lieutenant Colonel.

Last edited Mar 31, 2013 at 03:55PM EDT
Mar 31, 2013 at 03:54PM EDT
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Cale wrote:

I don’t get it.

pRIVATE! pROPER! gRAMMAR!, wHY! aRE! yOU! nOT! aT! yOUR! pOST!?

Mar 31, 2013 at 03:56PM EDT
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RandomMan wrote:

pRIVATE! pROPER! gRAMMAR!, wHY! aRE! yOU! nOT! aT! yOUR! pOST!?

Lieutenant Lowercase, I Shall Repeat Again, You Are Not A Scout.

Mar 31, 2013 at 04:02PM EDT
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Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

Lieutenant Lowercase, I Shall Repeat Again, You Are Not A Scout.

What!If!He!Is!An!Enemy!Scout!

Mar 31, 2013 at 04:05PM EDT
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(If) (he) (is) (an) (enemy) (scout,) (he) (must) (be) (arrested) (and) (put) (up) (against) (the) (wall) (for) (the) (firing) (squad!) (No) (time) (for) (a) (court-martial!)

Mar 31, 2013 at 04:14PM EDT
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Do~any~of~you~know~who~our~enemies~are?~I~am~in~need~of~intel~urgently.~Specifically~a~briefcase?

Mar 31, 2013 at 04:32PM EDT
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Duke Strikethrough-Italics reporting for duty.

Mar 31, 2013 at 04:51PM EDT

[ Brigadier ][ General ][ Brackets ][ reporting. ][ I ][ think ][ that ][ Sargent ][ Squiggly ][ Line ][ is ][ in ][ fact ][ our ][ sworn ][ rival, ][ Lieutenant ][ Tilde. ]

Last edited Mar 31, 2013 at 07:18PM EDT
Mar 31, 2013 at 07:15PM EDT
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Commander©Copyright©ready©to©wipe©the©floor©with©the©enemy©sir!

Last edited Mar 31, 2013 at 07:42PM EDT
Mar 31, 2013 at 07:31PM EDT
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Colonel*Caps*Lock,*assemble*a*strike*force*to*intercept*the*Grammar*Nazis.*According*to*our*intel*they*will*be*attacking*from*the***

Where*is*the*intel?*

By*all*punctuation,*Sergeant*Squiggly*Line*is*a spy*and*has*taken*our*intelligence!*Stop*him!*

Mar 31, 2013 at 08:31PM EDT
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Twilitlord wrote:

Colonel*Caps*Lock,*assemble*a*strike*force*to*intercept*the*Grammar*Nazis.*According*to*our*intel*they*will*be*attacking*from*the***

Where*is*the*intel?*

By*all*punctuation,*Sergeant*Squiggly*Line*is*a spy*and*has*taken*our*intelligence!*Stop*him!*

(I) (told) (you!!!) (I) (told) (you) (all) (but) (you) (didn’t) (listen) (to) (the) (lowly) (private!!!) (The) (entire) (campaign) (is) (doomed) (to) (failure!) (DOOMED!!!) (God) (help) (us) (all…)

Mar 31, 2013 at 08:35PM EDT
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Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

LIEUTENANT GENERAL LEET SPEAK? I AM HERE, SIR!

Wh47’5 0ur pl4n n0w, C0rl0n3l C4p5 L0ck?

Mar 31, 2013 at 09:18PM EDT
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Luetent;General;Leet;we;will;bomb;proper;grammer

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Mar 31, 2013 at 09:46PM EDT
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^come^in^come^in^do^you^copy^this^is^captain^carrot^what’s^your^position^repeat^what’s^your
^position^over

Mar 31, 2013 at 10:12PM EDT
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Little~did~they~know~Sergeant~Squiggly~Line~was~actually…
:Commander-in-Chief:Colon,:leader:of:the:Punctuation:Powers!:Bwahahahahaha!:

Mar 31, 2013 at 11:01PM EDT
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Sir Crona Statscowski Esquire wrote:

!nolocimes .tgS ,tsop ruoy ot kcab teg

Sgt;Backwards;is;that;really;you?;

Mar 31, 2013 at 11:07PM EDT
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Laud Piestrings wrote:


Little~did~they~know~Sergeant~Squiggly~Line~was~actually…
:Commander-in-Chief:Colon,:leader:of:the:Punctuation:Powers!:Bwahahahahaha!:

(Aaaaaarrrgh!!!) (I) (knew) (it!) (I) (knew) (Sergeant) (Squiggly) (Line) (was) (up) (to) (no) (good!) (How) (many) (of) (the) (rest) (of) (you) (are) (one) (of) (them?)

Mar 31, 2013 at 11:12PM EDT
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Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

YOU FOOL! THAT’S MAJOR MIRROR!

HELLOCORPORALCAPITALIZATIONTHISISPRIVATEBROKENSPACEBARREPORTINGFORDUTYWHEREDOYOUNEEDME

Mar 31, 2013 at 11:20PM EDT
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