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I'm Naturally A Captain Capital.

That's! Not! Natural! Get! To! Your! Senses!

Ah, If It Isn't Ensign Exclamation Point! How Have You Been?

Captain, Capital, it, is, I, Colonel, Comma

(Hello) (everyone!) (Private) (Parentheses) (reporting) (for) (duty!)

nEED! a! dISPENSER! hERE!

Lieutenant Lowercase, You Are By No Means A Scout.

Captin capitul, reporrt!

What!Are!You!Doing!Here!Major!Misspelled!

I don't get it.

Oh!hi!there!professor!proper!grammar!

As*the*highest*ranking*officer*here*I,*Admiral*Asterisk,*am*taking*command*of*this*unit*

(Admiral) (Asterisk!) (I) (bring) (reports) (back) (from) (the) (recon) (mission) (on) (the) (Grammar) (Nazis,) (sir!)

Private!Parenthesis!Nice!To!See!You!

Sergeant~Squiggly~Line~Reporting~For~Duty~Ensign~Exclamation~Sir

(Ensign) (Exclamation) (Point,) (you) (must) (make) (certain) (that) (this) (information) (gets) (to) (the) (admiral!) (The) (Grammar) (Nazis) (are) (preparing) (for) (an) (attack) (on) (our) (right) (flank!) (We) (need) (to) (reinforce) (there,) (sir!)

I Will Send All Of My Troops, So I Can Help Out, Private.

qI'MwTAKINGeCONTROLrOFtTHISySQUADRONuCAPTAINiCAPITALo!p

Not!General!Gibberish!

You Fool! It's Lieutenant Colonel Letters Instead Of Spaces! And I Will Gladly Hand The Reins Over To You, Lieutenant Colonel.

pRIVATE! pROPER! gRAMMAR!, wHY! aRE! yOU! nOT! aT! yOUR! pOST!?

Lieutenant Lowercase, I Shall Repeat Again, You Are Not A Scout.

Behold
I
am
admiral
enter
key

What!If!He!Is!An!Enemy!Scout!

(If) (he) (is) (an) (enemy) (scout,) (he) (must) (be) (arrested) (and) (put) (up) (against) (the) (wall) (for) (the) (firing) (squad!) (No) (time) (for) (a) (court-martial!)

Do~any~of~you~know~who~our~enemies~are?~I~am~in~need~of~intel~urgently.~Specifically~a~briefcase?

Duke Strikethrough-Italics reporting for duty.

ALRIGHT, EVERYONE. I'VE JUST BEEN PROMOTED TO COLONEL CAPS LOCK, SO LISTEN UP!

!ytud rof gnitproper rorriM rojaM

(Sergeant) (Squiggly) (Line) (is) (a) (spy) (for) (the) (enemy!)

[ Brigadier ][ General ][ Brackets ][ reporting. ][ I ][ think ][ that ][ Sargent ][ Squiggly ][ Line ][ is ][ in ][ fact ][ our ][ sworn ][ rival, ][ Lieutenant ][ Tilde. ]

Commander©Copyright©ready©to©wipe©the©floor©with©the©enemy©sir!

IreallyDON'TthingTHATthisTHREADshouldEVERbeLOCKED.

Yuur owt off lin, Airmin Alturnate!

YOU'RE OUT OF LINE TOO, MAJOR MISSPELLED!

Colonel*Caps*Lock,*assemble*a*strike*force*to*intercept*the*Grammar*Nazis.*According*to*our*intel*they*will*be*attacking*from*the***

Where*is*the*intel?*

By*all*punctuation,*Sergeant*Squiggly*Line*is*a spy*and*has*taken*our*intelligence!*Stop*him!*

This is hard to read.

(I) (told) (you!!!) (I) (told) (you) (all) (but) (you) (didn't) (listen) (to) (the) (lowly) (private!!!) (The) (entire) (campaign) (is) (doomed) (to) (failure!) (DOOMED!!!) (God) (help) (us) (all…)

Wh47’5 601n6 0n 1n h3r3? D1d 1 m155 any7h1n6?

LIEUTENANT GENERAL LEET SPEAK? I AM HERE, SIR!

Wh47’5 0ur pl4n n0w, C0rl0n3l C4p5 L0ck?

Luetent;General;Leet;we;will;bomb;proper;grammer

!nolocimes .tgS ,tsop ruoy ot kcab teg

^come^in^come^in^do^you^copy^this^is^captain^carrot^what's^your^position^repeat^what's^your
^position^over

Little~did~they~know~Sergeant~Squiggly~Line~was~actually…
:Commander-in-Chief:Colon,:leader:of:the:Punctuation:Powers!:Bwahahahahaha!:

Sgt;Backwards;is;that;really;you?;

(Aaaaaarrrgh!!!) (I) (knew) (it!) (I) (knew) (Sergeant) (Squiggly) (Line) (was) (up) (to) (no) (good!) (How) (many) (of) (the) (rest) (of) (you) (are) (one) (of) (them?)

YOU FOOL! THAT'S MAJOR MIRROR!

HELLOCORPORALCAPITALIZATIONTHISISPRIVATEBROKENSPACEBARREPORTINGFORDUTYWHEREDOYOUNEEDME