Reflect upon your desires and state your wish. Choose wisely, for any wish can be granted, but only one.
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You get one wish...
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Apr 16, 2013 at 04:55AM EDT.
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Infinite wishes?
I wish for the ability not to wish for wishing for wishes
Natsuru Springfield
ModeratorSr. Forum Moderator & Karma Tycoon & Karma Philanthropist & Community Artist & Shrine Maiden
I wish to be able to decide what happens to me after I die. That will put my mind at ease.
I wish to nullify every wish that has ever been made and will ever be made.
I wish for you to stop granting wishes.
GIANTDAD
Deactivated
Everyone was dead except for me. That way humanity can finally achieve world peace.
Papa Coolface
Banned
*interrupts*
A bucket of fried chicken!
inb4 Ponies
I haven't made mine yet.
Ponies.
i wish i had a baby murloc
Flimsy
Deactivated
I wish for one thing to be undone.
The Universe The Universe
More Geniuses
I wish for a wish.
I wish my medical license back!
I wish that I, Explosive Lasers, had the power to grant myself, Explosive Lasers, as many wishes, defined by the fulfilling of what I state out loud proceeded by the words "I wish", as I want to grant myself, Explosive Lasers, unhindered by any laws or rules that may apply to any form of granting desires.
Good luck fucking that one up, genies.
… Wishes?
Oh, noes… someone already wished for infinite wishes.
I'm fine with psychokinesis.
I wish for a life.
Telekinesis. Definitely.
Or a hamburger.
A girlfriend.
I wish for my balls to no longer be inert.
I wish for world peace…
…really…
…I mean it…
Just kidding!
I wish I know what I want to wish for.
I wish this to be canon.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/daily-dose-piccolo-dick
Lich
Banned
Panties!
Syndic
Deactivated
How about… more… guns…?
I wish for moar gun.
ehehehehehehehe
A fully functional Firefly-class transport ship. With crew.
Suspended
Deactivated
I wish to turn real women into waifus and waifus into real women…
I am not into THAT stuff but I would love to see what would happend..
Were you expecting a fast drunk fuck? WELL NO, bitch is now a waifu!
Were you expecting to touch yourself tonight? WELL NO, waifu is now a bitch!
Great pulsating protons, just think of the possibilities!
Suspended wrote:
I wish to turn real women into waifus and waifus into real women…
I am not into THAT stuff but I would love to see what would happend..
Were you expecting a fast drunk fuck? WELL NO, bitch is now a waifu!
Were you expecting to touch yourself tonight? WELL NO, waifu is now a bitch!
Great pulsating protons, just think of the possibilities!
Does waifu in that case only mean anime girls or just fictional characters you feel emotionally attached to?
SubjectNumber32
Deactivated
I wish for infinite wishes.
Oh jeez, I wish I knew what the heck to wish for!
Bionic Kraken
Deactivated
Wishes? I wish we'd know that earlier.
A beer.
Syndic wrote:
How about… more… guns…?
I wish for moar gun.
ehehehehehehehe
I wish Syndic can't have what he wants.
I wish for more wishes.
I want to talk to a lawyer before I make a wish. I need to make sure there are no loopholes.
Rimshot
Banned
Unlimited crisp n tasty pizzas
HolyCrapItsBob wrote:
I wish to nullify every wish that has ever been made and will ever be made.