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You get one wish...

Last posted Apr 16, 2013 at 04:55AM EDT. Added Apr 01, 2013 at 11:28PM EDT
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Reflect upon your desires and state your wish. Choose wisely, for any wish can be granted, but only one.

Apr 01, 2013 at 11:28PM EDT
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I wish to be able to decide what happens to me after I die. That will put my mind at ease.

Apr 01, 2013 at 11:33PM EDT
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Everyone was dead except for me. That way humanity can finally achieve world peace.

Apr 02, 2013 at 12:23AM EDT

I wish for one thing to be undone.

The Universe The Universe

Apr 02, 2013 at 08:48AM EDT
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I wish for a wish.

Last edited Apr 02, 2013 at 12:54PM EDT
Apr 02, 2013 at 12:53PM EDT
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I wish that I, Explosive Lasers, had the power to grant myself, Explosive Lasers, as many wishes, defined by the fulfilling of what I state out loud proceeded by the words “I wish”, as I want to grant myself, Explosive Lasers, unhindered by any laws or rules that may apply to any form of granting desires.

Good luck fucking that one up, genies.

Apr 02, 2013 at 01:07PM EDT
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… Wishes?

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Apr 02, 2013 at 01:58PM EDT
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Oh, noes… someone already wished for infinite wishes.
I’m fine with psychokinesis.

Apr 02, 2013 at 02:09PM EDT
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I wish for world peace…
…really…
…I mean it…
Just kidding!

I wish I know what I want to wish for.

Apr 03, 2013 at 07:07AM EDT
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How about… more… guns…?
I wish for moar gun.
ehehehehehehehe

Apr 05, 2013 at 12:12PM EDT
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A fully functional Firefly-class transport ship. With crew.

Apr 05, 2013 at 01:27PM EDT
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I wish to turn real women into waifus and waifus into real women…
I am not into THAT stuff but I would love to see what would happend..
Were you expecting a fast drunk fuck? WELL NO, bitch is now a waifu!
Were you expecting to touch yourself tonight? WELL NO, waifu is now a bitch!
Great pulsating protons, just think of the possibilities!

Apr 05, 2013 at 02:00PM EDT
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Double wrote:

I wish to turn real women into waifus and waifus into real women…
I am not into THAT stuff but I would love to see what would happend..
Were you expecting a fast drunk fuck? WELL NO, bitch is now a waifu!
Were you expecting to touch yourself tonight? WELL NO, waifu is now a bitch!
Great pulsating protons, just think of the possibilities!

Does waifu in that case only mean anime girls or just fictional characters you feel emotionally attached to?

Apr 07, 2013 at 12:32PM EDT
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I wish for infinite wishes.

Apr 07, 2013 at 12:34PM EDT

Syndic wrote:

How about… more… guns…?
I wish for moar gun.
ehehehehehehehe

I wish Syndic can’t have what he wants.

Apr 09, 2013 at 07:33AM EDT
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I want to talk to a lawyer before I make a wish. I need to make sure there are no loopholes.

Apr 15, 2013 at 06:53PM EDT
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Unlimited crisp n tasty pizzas

Apr 15, 2013 at 07:11PM EDT

HolyCrapItsBob wrote:

I wish to nullify every wish that has ever been made and will ever be made.

Apr 16, 2013 at 04:55AM EDT
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