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Think of the most OP weapon ever imagined.

Last posted Apr 28, 2013 at 01:03PM EDT. Added Apr 04, 2013 at 12:17AM EDT
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An M1 Garand that fires daggers for bullets and is capable of launching a nuke from its rifle grenade.

Apr 04, 2013 at 12:17AM EDT
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All faggotory in every single OP in a single grenade launcher.
Entire star systems would be obliterated.

Last edited Apr 04, 2013 at 12:22AM EDT
Apr 04, 2013 at 12:20AM EDT
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Natsuru Springfield wrote:

A 4th Dimensional Gun.

Kill the person right out of time itself.

Sounds like a Chrono Legionnaire from Red Alert 2.

Apr 04, 2013 at 01:20AM EDT
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By OP, do your mean “overpowered” “one piece” or “faggot”?

Apr 04, 2013 at 01:28AM EDT
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Dr. Coolface wrote:

By OP, do your mean “overpowered” “one piece” or “faggot”?

Overpowered

Apr 04, 2013 at 01:42AM EDT
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There’s a very obvious joke that I could post here, but I won’t.

Apr 04, 2013 at 03:46AM EDT
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here you go
a gun that doesn’t use ammo
is a one shot kill against all bosses and minions
no need to aim
less than one second to charge pr. shot

i give you the R.P.L from resident evil 4

Apr 04, 2013 at 06:30AM EDT
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Naturally, I’d think of the Golden Gun.

But it’s probably the Peacekeeper from BO2 as it’s got sub-machinegun swiftness perks and assault rifle accuracy.

Apr 04, 2013 at 07:54AM EDT
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It’s not even imagined, but I’ll still post it.

“Now, this… Raufoss. Mark 211 round. Tungsten core, armor piercing. High explosive incendiary. Hits with the force of a 20 millimeter cannon. Saw your dad take down an H-K with one of those. He liked it better than his plasma rifle.”
“So this is going to kill it. [a Terminator]”
“It’ll make it stop. Reconsider its life choices.”

Apr 04, 2013 at 10:04AM EDT
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Viuff wrote:

here you go
a gun that doesn’t use ammo
is a one shot kill against all bosses and minions
no need to aim
less than one second to charge pr. shot

i give you the R.P.L from resident evil 4

It has one little flaw, it only works against plagas.

Also: BFG or GTFO

Apr 04, 2013 at 10:51AM EDT
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The Reality Bomb.

It had the potential to destroy literally every single universe, due to where it was going to be detonated at.

It would literally rip everything apart on a subatomic level. (As in individual atoms would be ripped apart, due to the electromagnetic attractions being cancelled out)

Apr 04, 2013 at 11:34AM EDT
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Mack TheUnoriginal wrote:

A bowling ball gun. Picture it; it’s hilarious.

Related:

Apr 04, 2013 at 11:51AM EDT
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None of these weapons are OP enough. The best OP weapon is simple. The ultimate OP weapon is surprise buttsecks.

Apr 04, 2013 at 12:09PM EDT
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A stock minigun with all MvM upgrades, bullets that cause flaming and bleeding damage, give the player 20 times normal health, and has infinite ammo. (and it can shoot rockets)

Apr 04, 2013 at 04:27PM EDT

Dark Energy Field Manipulator (Superchared Gravity Gun)

You can pick up the enemies you are fighting with and throw it at them.

Apr 04, 2013 at 05:21PM EDT
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A towel, seriously do not mess with a man carrying his towel. You will die. No questions asked, no mercy, no hope. You will die. For the towel is the singular most dangerous and useful object in the universe, know where your towel is and don’t panic.
If that fails due to more than one towel being in the room, remember the pen is mightier than the sword.

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Apr 09, 2013 at 05:21PM EDT
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jace is a boss wrote:

you don’t know op if you don’t know warhammer 40k armor

nope, this is overpowering.

Apr 09, 2013 at 07:17PM EDT
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eloquent atheist wrote:

A towel, seriously do not mess with a man carrying his towel. You will die. No questions asked, no mercy, no hope. You will die. For the towel is the singular most dangerous and useful object in the universe, know where your towel is and don’t panic.
If that fails due to more than one towel being in the room, remember the pen is mightier than the sword.

And some people are known to work all sorts of things into their towels, including pens.

Truly there is no limit to the towel, for it is the single most amazing contraption known in the Galaxy, if not the entire Universe.

Apr 09, 2013 at 07:58PM EDT
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ifeellikejeff wrote:

Fresh fruit or possibly a pointed stick.

Fresh kumquats armed with pointed sticks.

Apr 09, 2013 at 09:25PM EDT
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A portal gun that places katanas at the bottoms of portals. So whennyou shoot it under somebody they fall into katanas.

Apr 12, 2013 at 12:36AM EDT

A Master Sword/Portal Gun Kimbo. Not too OP, just awesome

Apr 19, 2013 at 01:19PM EDT
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Double-Barrel vulcan minigun with underslung six-round rocket launcher that fires like a shotgun

likeaMLGprobauss420

Apr 21, 2013 at 07:33PM EDT
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Vulcan mini-gun with under-mounted grenade launcher and connected blade at the top. I call it the D0.1 (The Destroyer 0.1).

Last edited Apr 22, 2013 at 06:27PM EDT
Apr 22, 2013 at 06:24PM EDT
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Viuff wrote:

one word:
druids

That’s nothing compared to shamans.

Apr 28, 2013 at 01:03PM EDT
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