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Think of the most OP weapon ever imagined.

Last posted Apr 28, 2013 at 01:03PM EDT. Added Apr 04, 2013 at 12:17AM EDT
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It’s not even imagined, but I’ll still post it.

“Now, this… Raufoss. Mark 211 round. Tungsten core, armor piercing. High explosive incendiary. Hits with the force of a 20 millimeter cannon. Saw your dad take down an H-K with one of those. He liked it better than his plasma rifle.”
“So this is going to kill it. [a Terminator]”
“It’ll make it stop. Reconsider its life choices.”

Viuff, the cow wrote:

here you go
a gun that doesn’t use ammo
is a one shot kill against all bosses and minions
no need to aim
less than one second to charge pr. shot

i give you the R.P.L from resident evil 4

It has one little flaw, it only works against plagas.

Also: BFG or GTFO

The Reality Bomb.

It had the potential to destroy literally every single universe, due to where it was going to be detonated at.

It would literally rip everything apart on a subatomic level. (As in individual atoms would be ripped apart, due to the electromagnetic attractions being cancelled out)


A stock minigun with all MvM upgrades, bullets that cause flaming and bleeding damage, give the player 20 times normal health, and has infinite ammo. (and it can shoot rockets)

A towel, seriously do not mess with a man carrying his towel. You will die. No questions asked, no mercy, no hope. You will die. For the towel is the singular most dangerous and useful object in the universe, know where your towel is and don’t panic.
If that fails due to more than one towel being in the room, remember the pen is mightier than the sword.

Last edited Apr 09, 2013 at 05:22PM EDT

eloquent atheist wrote:

A towel, seriously do not mess with a man carrying his towel. You will die. No questions asked, no mercy, no hope. You will die. For the towel is the singular most dangerous and useful object in the universe, know where your towel is and don’t panic.
If that fails due to more than one towel being in the room, remember the pen is mightier than the sword.

And some people are known to work all sorts of things into their towels, including pens.

Truly there is no limit to the towel, for it is the single most amazing contraption known in the Galaxy, if not the entire Universe.

Skeletor-sm

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