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Last posted May 03, 2013 at 01:57PM EDT. Added Apr 17, 2013 at 10:53AM EDT
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Due to recent suspicious activity people has started to disappear in the forum… And now we need your help to resolve the mystery, to find a cause and us… BUT beware or you may disappear in the process.

There are some theories regarding the source:
1. ninjas
2. serial kidnappers
3. some kind of disappearing virus
4. other KYM users…

These are the victims so far: (in order of disapparition)
Leox
Yandere
Syndic
Ivo (eggman robotnik)
The President

SO here is my question, are you bad enough dude to rescue the KYM users?

Apr 17, 2013 at 10:53AM EDT
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we have a ninja problem?



on a side note i am fine with a few missing people
more KYM for me

Apr 17, 2013 at 03:05PM EDT
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But they were abducted by ninjas! NINJAS! CALL THE COPS! There are NINJAS kidnapping users on KYM! THE COPS! Did no one get a license plate?! Dnnght…NINJAS! KIDNAPPING! KNOW YOUR MEME!

Apr 18, 2013 at 09:55PM EDT
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Yarrrgh, there be ninja dogs about! We’ll keelhaul the filthy bastards!

Apr 18, 2013 at 10:20PM EDT
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What about me!

Apr 18, 2013 at 10:59PM EDT

Oh well, Rimshot went missing as well… but this was before… ED BALLS appeared, could this be a relation?

Also Dr. Coolface, please send an investigation pirate raid, I will pay them with Wenches and Crog.

Apr 19, 2013 at 12:32PM EDT
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Missing top, missing middle, missing bottom, oh god, what’s happening?

Apr 19, 2013 at 03:18PM EDT
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量子 Meme wrote:

Missing top, missing middle, missing bottom, oh god, what’s happening?

Nobody calls mia! They are gonna gank us man! Please ward or something!

Apr 19, 2013 at 03:29PM EDT
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Vlad is on the case. Again.

1). Most of these users are notable, suggesting a pattern.
2). Several of these users are also well-known IRC users, suggesting a greater conspiracy.

The plot thickens.

Apr 19, 2013 at 03:44PM EDT
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Headcount so far:
Leox
Yandere
Syndic
Ivo (eggman robotnik)
Rimshot
OP
The President

Some facts:
1). Most of these users are notable, suggesting a pattern.
2). Several of these users are also well-known IRC users, suggesting a greater conspiracy.
3). Laughing can be heard in darkness
4). A pirate raid has been sent as pirates are the natural counter against ninjas

Anymore thoughts?

Apr 19, 2013 at 05:16PM EDT
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more missing people? what is going on? why are they missing? who could do such a thing?!
oh well more cake for me in the KYM canteen i guess

Apr 19, 2013 at 05:25PM EDT
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I make a search check.
+8=21

What clues do I find, GM?

Last edited Apr 19, 2013 at 05:37PM EDT
Apr 19, 2013 at 05:37PM EDT
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The missing persons reports were still coming in like clockwork, and I had no suspects yet. Who were these people? What was their motivation? Why did they keep leaving me tantalizing clues that lead nowhere? I had answered nothing, and got even more questions in response.

Apr 19, 2013 at 05:41PM EDT
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What I can say myself is that is dark and I can hear laughing, its a phrase commonly found in these:

Apr 19, 2013 at 05:42PM EDT
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It's a me! Leox wrote:

What I can say myself is that is dark and I can hear laughing, its a phrase commonly found in these:

>“Will you scratch my back?”

Apr 19, 2013 at 05:44PM EDT
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I think I missed this.
I missed out on this thread, darn.
I just missed my target.

Fuck this, I am gone.
I’m not going to be missed.
Shit, I lost my gun.

Apr 19, 2013 at 08:06PM EDT
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Well, I hope someone finds us soon. I’m getting pretty bored, just sitting here, in the middle of who-knows-where.

Apr 19, 2013 at 09:54PM EDT
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HELP!!! I AM MISSING TOO!!!
But, on the bright side, someone left clues where I was last seen:

Apr 19, 2013 at 10:00PM EDT
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New clues had arrived, in the typical fashion. An unmarked envelope, sitting on my desk with no return address or hint as to where it came from. I was really starting to get sick of these damn things.

The two hits were fairly obvious this time. A sauce packet labeled “South of the Border” and a packet labeled “Los Frijoles.” There was no choice now. I was going on a vacation from my rainy Cleveland office to Mexico in a search for these kidnappers. My first stop would be the most obvious, el Ciudad Juárez

I was going to get to the bottom of this, one clue at a time.

Apr 19, 2013 at 11:18PM EDT
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If only we had the black cop pewdiepie hated on farenheit on the case

Apr 19, 2013 at 11:39PM EDT

I’m going to search for you guys…
…and I can’t wait for the reward…

Apr 20, 2013 at 01:38AM EDT
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Weasel wrote:

I’m going to search for you guys…
…and I can’t wait for the reward…

Last edited Apr 20, 2013 at 10:49AM EDT
Apr 20, 2013 at 10:22AM EDT
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Weasel wrote:

I’m going to search for you guys…
…and I can’t wait for the reward…

Come here for your reward (when you find us)!

Last edited Apr 20, 2013 at 10:45AM EDT
Apr 20, 2013 at 10:42AM EDT
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OP, Absolut Faggot wrote:

Come here for your reward (when you find us)!

Well, at least I’m not missing, woah, what the fuck is that? Ok, I’m going to be missing now. Tell my pet chow chow that I said adios.

Apr 20, 2013 at 03:22PM EDT
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Oh dear…
I may be able to help…
I saw this guy walking away carrying a sack….

The sack kept moving….
Someone might have been inside it…

Last edited Apr 21, 2013 at 12:08AM EDT
Apr 21, 2013 at 12:08AM EDT
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Subway Boss Emmet wrote:

Apr 22, 2013 at 12:01AM EDT

Nobody worry i called Mystery Inc. they’re the most qualified to handle this

Apr 22, 2013 at 11:07AM EDT

Ciudad Juarez eh? it appears our kidnapper is a big fan of mexican food… But why does that involve KYM users, is he planning something with us?

Apr 22, 2013 at 11:48AM EDT
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It's a me! Leox wrote:

Ciudad Juarez eh? it appears our kidnapper is a big fan of mexican food… But why does that involve KYM users, is he planning something with us?

El Ciudad de Juarez is full of drug related violence, kidnapping, murders, corruption, and assassination (protection rackets can also be found but, as kidnapping victims, you shouldn’t be concerned about that).

The fact that your kidnapper might be trying to make a paella out of you should be the least of your worries. It’s far more likely that you’re going to be held for ransom and probably slowly murdered if they don’t get the money to release you in a certain amount of time (cutting off fingers/ears is popular, because it shows people what happens if you don’t pay).

Apr 22, 2013 at 04:23PM EDT
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Vlad wrote:

El Ciudad de Juarez is full of drug related violence, kidnapping, murders, corruption, and assassination (protection rackets can also be found but, as kidnapping victims, you shouldn’t be concerned about that).

The fact that your kidnapper might be trying to make a paella out of you should be the least of your worries. It’s far more likely that you’re going to be held for ransom and probably slowly murdered if they don’t get the money to release you in a certain amount of time (cutting off fingers/ears is popular, because it shows people what happens if you don’t pay).

Well, what if i spent my money on kfc?

Apr 22, 2013 at 11:10PM EDT

Some of the locals maybe involved? And why haven’t we seen any mods posting on this thread?

EDIT: Never mind, it must have been my imagination. The mods aren’t behind this at all. Thank goodness for the benevolent protection of the mods.

Last edited Apr 23, 2013 at 12:06PM EDT
Apr 23, 2013 at 11:31AM EDT
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It's a me! Leox wrote:

Some of the locals maybe involved? And why haven’t we seen any mods posting on this thread?

EDIT: Never mind, it must have been my imagination. The mods aren’t behind this at all. Thank goodness for the benevolent protection of the mods.

Whats this missing thing? Is this an internet fad or something? If it is its weird

Apr 23, 2013 at 04:16PM EDT

After much introspection and personal discovery, I have found myself and am no longer missing.

Apr 28, 2013 at 06:51PM EDT
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Syndic wrote:

After much introspection and personal discovery, I have found myself and am no longer missing.

Tell us what you can remember!!!

Apr 28, 2013 at 07:16PM EDT
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Shit just got real. I just went missing.
EDIT: I can confirm that, even whilst missing, my blood is still black.

Last edited Apr 28, 2013 at 07:23PM EDT
Apr 28, 2013 at 07:21PM EDT
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Oh god, people are not missing……………

Apr 29, 2013 at 12:48AM EDT
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