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Defeat your opponent!

Last posted May 09, 2013 at 05:17PM EDT. Added Apr 24, 2013 at 06:46PM EDT
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Everybody post an object and a strory about how it could destroy the previos object.
The previous post ended with a laser
Poster 1:My mirror deflects the laser
Poster 2:My rock shatters the mirror
Poster3:My dynamite destroys the rock

-Once you chose an item, you can only use that item again in future posts
-No fan objects (pokemon, mlp, ect.) it’s not that I hate the fans, I just want everyone to be able to understand what the object is
-Don’t use things that have unfair adjectives (unbreakable, immortal)

My object: crocodile

GLaDOS: Oh, it’s you. I suppose we could just sit here and glare at each other until one of us drops dead, but I’ve got a better idea. It’s your old friend, deadly neurotoxin. If I were you, I’d take a deep breath.

And hold it.

Japanese Whalers: 我々はより多くの電力を必要とする!
Using their newfound power, they destroy Aperture in a way that even I don’t know. Lazors?

Oh. Well sh

Oh. Well sh*t. Then my ship runs into your sword. And because it’s a sword, it destroys it.

Last edited Apr 30, 2013 at 01:14PM EDT

GLaDOS: Oh, dear. It seems the rocket turret defenses have detected you and are now attempting to destroy you. I could probably shut it off if someone hadn’t disconnected me from the main systems.

Oh, well. At least I won’t have to kill you with neurotoxin.

In fact, you should consider yourself lucky. Trust me, the rocket really is the way to go.


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