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Defeat your opponent!

Last posted May 09, 2013 at 05:17PM EDT. Added Apr 24, 2013 at 06:46PM EDT
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Everybody post an object and a strory about how it could destroy the previos object.
E.g.
The previous post ended with a laser
Poster 1:My mirror deflects the laser
Poster 2:My rock shatters the mirror
Poster3:My dynamite destroys the rock

Rules
-Once you chose an item, you can only use that item again in future posts
-No fan objects (pokemon, mlp, ect.) it’s not that I hate the fans, I just want everyone to be able to understand what the object is
-Don’t use things that have unfair adjectives (unbreakable, immortal)

My object: crocodile

Apr 24, 2013 at 06:46PM EDT
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but im tired a crocodile seems dangerous

Apr 24, 2013 at 06:50PM EDT

A♠ K♠ Q♠ J♠ 10♠
Beat that.

Last edited Apr 24, 2013 at 07:10PM EDT
Apr 24, 2013 at 07:10PM EDT
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A♠ A♠ A♠ A♠ A♠
beat FIVE ACES!
and PLEASE stop deleting your posts. Its getting annoying.
I’m deleting mine, too, so who cares?

Apr 24, 2013 at 07:11PM EDT
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I choose you ron jeremy!

Apr 25, 2013 at 10:46AM EDT

My hide shield and dwarven sword of scorching beat your regisword

Apr 29, 2013 at 09:00AM EDT

GLaDOS deploys turrets, which kill you with steel bullets of killing. Good-bye!

Last edited Apr 29, 2013 at 11:59AM EDT
Apr 29, 2013 at 11:59AM EDT
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So I pick up a companion cube to block the bullets, eventually knocking the turrets over as I move closer.

Apr 29, 2013 at 12:02PM EDT
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Serious Business wrote:

So like, is your item dirt?

Apr 29, 2013 at 11:56PM EDT
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What’s your item?
My cat eats your nothing.

Apr 30, 2013 at 01:20AM EDT
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My Fallout Guy (Renegade) chops your Carnotaurus up into bite size pieces…

Last edited Apr 30, 2013 at 09:10AM EDT
Apr 30, 2013 at 09:07AM EDT
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GLaDOS: Oh, it’s you. I suppose we could just sit here and glare at each other until one of us drops dead, but I’ve got a better idea. It’s your old friend, deadly neurotoxin. If I were you, I’d take a deep breath.

And hold it.

Apr 30, 2013 at 09:09AM EDT
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My weapon name’s a pun on regicide. Meaning it is particularly effective against all rulers.

Goodbye! Cuts GlaDOS off from the facility’s systems. All of them. In a single slice.

Apr 30, 2013 at 10:01AM EDT
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Japanese Whalers: 我々はより多くの電力を必要とする!
Using their newfound power, they destroy Aperture in a way that even I don’t know. Lazors?

Lazors.
*
Oh. Well sh

Oh. Well sh*t. Then my ship runs into your sword. And because it’s a sword, it destroys it.

Last edited Apr 30, 2013 at 01:14PM EDT
Apr 30, 2013 at 01:12PM EDT
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You forgot that I had posted before you. I surprise you and backstab for an instant kill. Yes, I backstabbed with a sword? what of it?

Apr 30, 2013 at 01:13PM EDT
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i weld nicol it’s not an puny blade it’s not words it’s an dragon so bye bye

Apr 30, 2013 at 09:18PM EDT
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You need to learn proper english to challenge someone who uses an item from something as wordy as Homestuck. As a result I don’t even need the regisword this time, I just shut down your post by pointing out the lack of grammar and proper spelling.

May 01, 2013 at 12:31PM EDT
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GLaDOS: I highly doubt that piece of metal is capable of neutralizing the effects of neurotoxin, so enjoy your last few minutes alive while you’re still able to breath…

May 01, 2013 at 01:33PM EDT
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How many times do I have to cut you off from the systems entirely until you get the point? utilises the regisword to do just that yet again

May 01, 2013 at 01:41PM EDT
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If you want swords I’ll give you swords.
MASTER SWORD MOFO
Game. Set. And. Match.

May 01, 2013 at 05:34PM EDT
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I choose Hypocrisy on you to stop your obsession of Homestuck and Sanic.

May 01, 2013 at 11:41PM EDT
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GLaDOS: Oh, dear. It seems the rocket turret defenses have detected you and are now attempting to destroy you. I could probably shut it off if someone hadn’t disconnected me from the main systems.

Oh, well. At least I won’t have to kill you with neurotoxin.

In fact, you should consider yourself lucky. Trust me, the rocket really is the way to go.

May 02, 2013 at 10:32AM EDT
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Claptrap’ charms manage to make GLaDOS return to her lab.

May 02, 2013 at 01:01PM EDT
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Skeletor-sm

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